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jflo453
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www.darwinawards.com HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA the best one by far is the one from 1995, JATO, about the car and the rocket HAHAHAHA
Ski New Jersey
Jan 15 2005 1:03AM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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hand grenade with a chainsaw thats pretty good, it's a good thing sparks don't ignite gunpowder, and it's a real good things cutting metal objects open with chainsaws don't make sparks


We pay our debt sometimes.
Jan 15 2005 4:52PM
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Pklink04
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the robber was the best, how dumb do you have to be to try to rob a gun shop



If The women don't find you handsome... atleast they will find you handy

(Red Green)
Jan 15 2005 5:01PM
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jflo453
Posts: 1383 - Karma: 26
What forum would u put this in, id say its def the right forum
Ski New Jersey
Jan 15 2005 5:02PM
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arsenal601
Posts: 1590 - Karma: 12
o my bad. for some reason i thought i was in ski gabber





I would rather be hated for who I am, then loved for who I am not -kurt cobain





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Jan 15 2005 5:53PM
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Bulky
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the guy who shot himself in the nuts is funny
Jan 15 2005 9:22PM
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french_fry
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no the best one was the one of the guy masturbating in a workshop and he got his balls caught in the machine and one of them fell out he didnt notice and stapled everything back together. 2 days later he went to the hospital with a grapefruit instead of a nut... so funny


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Today I met my biggest challenge. I had to take a piss in a moving bus.
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Jan 19 2005 2:07AM
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bigJ
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My buddy could get a honorable mention. Tripping shrooms down on the river on the big rocks he thought he was spider man. So he jumped of the 12 foot tall rock and landed on another one under the water and shattered his heels. Later in a wheel chair he would get fucked up and fall all over the place because he tried to walk. Over the break he got a DUI when he wasn't even supposed to be able to drive in the first place. He is going to be around much longer if he continues that way.



Politicaly Active Since 1992

'Soberity is not an option.'

Drivin that Train
Jan 19 2005 10:00AM
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skier_bum
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Your buddy is a fucking moron
Jan 19 2005 2:11PM
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bigJ
Posts: 3148 - Karma: 10
that was infered in the post



Politicaly Active Since 1992

'Soberity is not an option.'

Drivin that Train
Jan 19 2005 4:18PM
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shibby
Posts: 7088 - Karma: -19
just buy the books

~Phunkin Phatt Phreeriders~

Jan 19 2005 4:29PM
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shibby
Posts: 7088 - Karma: -19
sarcasm?

~Phunkin Phatt Phreeriders~

Jan 19 2005 4:41PM
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