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Fuck it I'm gonna ski anyways

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Lonely
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Heading out west for a while, just got some bindings switched to my new skis. Unfortunately they forgot to switch the brakes. So I have 135mm brakes on a 92mm ski. Won't be able to get to the shop to switch it so fuck it I'll see what happens. Is 15mm pulse really that bad? We'll see.

Similar moments?

Another thing like this was last season when a snapped the buckles on my boots, and had no money. So a shitload of duck tape later I was good to go.

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Dec 15 2015 10:00PM
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E_Z_STEEZ
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Becare full I thought the safe thing screw it but shits gets caught in the brakes and they can hook to geether (which is super scary doing screaming seamen's) good luck
Dec 15 2015 10:09PM
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Krotchs_Brother
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I mean you probably won't be able to turn properly because they'll dig into the snow in every deep carve...
Dec 15 2015 10:22PM
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CHORIZO
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do u have ur old brakes? v easy to switch. Hell, a shop tech would probably switch ur brakes out for another pair for a simple blowjob
Dec 15 2015 10:26PM
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Hugh_Conway_jr
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CHORIZOdo u have ur old brakes? v easy to switch. Hell, a shop tech would probably switch ur brakes out for another pair for a simple blowjob


I see that your are familiar with the "Rules of the Road".
Dec 15 2015 11:25PM
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CHORIZO
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Hugh_Conway_jryour are


*ur
Dec 15 2015 11:32PM
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Hugh_Conway_jr
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CHORIZO*ur


Clearly, I am better a BJ's than typing.

I owe you one.
Dec 15 2015 11:43PM
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marrows
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Just take them off and stop being a pussy. Tie the cunts to your legs and you are good to go
Dec 15 2015 11:43PM
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CHORIZO
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Hugh_Conway_jrClearly, I am better a BJ's than typing.

I owe you one.


maybe itd help if u typed with ur tongue
Dec 15 2015 11:45PM
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Lonely
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CHORIZOdo u have ur old brakes? v easy to switch. Hell, a shop tech would probably switch ur brakes out for another pair for a simple blowjob


They are the old brakes. And I can switch them, you just can't find them anywhere online and I can't get down to the shop anytime because of work and school
Dec 16 2015 6:57AM
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