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Skiing VS. Sex

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equinn
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So a friend of mine told me that "like skiing more than sex" and I didnt know how to answer. I think it may be true. What is NS's thoughts? (peeing in her but is sex)

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Dec 13 2015 8:14PM
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Dddsz
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You can have both at the same time if you use FKS/pivot.
Dec 13 2015 8:18PM
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Titus69
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Skiing cant give you AIDS









Im a virgin so I cant compare the two
Dec 13 2015 8:23PM
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MAMERON
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skiing is sex
Dec 13 2015 8:44PM
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Mr.noodle
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Would you rather go skiing or bang some babe?
Also skiing vs losing your viginity?
Dec 13 2015 8:45PM
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Mingg
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Skiing is better on a pow day

Sex is better with a hooker
Dec 13 2015 8:57PM
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.otto.
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MinggSkiing is better on a pow day

Sex is better with a hooker


you seem to have an obsession with male prostitutes, not the first time ive seen you post about them

that being sad i charge only 20$ an hour
Dec 13 2015 9:30PM
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Jon_Taffer
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skiing no doubt
Dec 13 2015 9:31PM
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dustygoldflakes
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I'm very surprised with the results of this thread, come on guys.



*I voted skiing*
Dec 13 2015 9:35PM
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Young_patty
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MAMERONskiing is sex



Sex IS skiing
Dec 13 2015 9:48PM
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dan1080
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[img]https://search.yahoo.com/yhs/search?p=WHY+NOT+BOTH+MEME&ei=UTF-8&hspart=mozilla&hsimp=yhs-001[/img ]
Dec 13 2015 10:19PM
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dan1080
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lol fail
Dec 13 2015 10:19PM
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crimeenthusiast
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depends on what the park set up and this girl is looking like
Dec 13 2015 10:28PM
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Dddsz
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MinggSex is better with a hooker


.otto.you seem to have an obsession with male prostitutes


Who said anything about MALE prostitutes?
Dec 13 2015 10:29PM
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GregFlik
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I would prefer Skiing every single time since after sex (if it inst with your SO) you gotta tell them to get out of your place and it gets awkward since all she wants to do is stay and cuddle. Also it gets really awkward when she gets your phone, opens up tinder and sees all the other girls you are talking to, then she realizes she is just another lay for you and she thought she was special, so she leaves but then blows up your phone at 3 a.m. with a 9-page text saying how You're the shallow asshole and how you won't ever find a girl, ever.
Dec 13 2015 10:35PM
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japanada
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Ive been stuck in Columbus Ohio for the past few months and DAMN, it sucks right now. Its been in the low 70s for the past 2 or 3 days here! After 5 season at Jackson Hole, this is fucking killing me! I grew up skiing Wisconsin, so the midwest scene has a spot in my heart and I want to check out the local hill here!

#prayforcold
Dec 13 2015 11:22PM
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Kygourz
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Who needs sex when you can go skiing and get head
Dec 13 2015 11:27PM
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SammyDubz
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japanadaIve been stuck in Columbus Ohio for the past few months and DAMN, it sucks right now. Its been in the low 70s for the past 2 or 3 days here! After 5 season at Jackson Hole, this is fucking killing me! I grew up skiing Wisconsin, so the midwest scene has a spot in my heart and I want to check out the local hill here!

#prayforcold

Uhhhhhhh

I think you're in the wrong thread bud
Dec 13 2015 11:29PM
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McNoche
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GregFlikI would prefer Skiing every single time since after sex (if it inst with your SO) you gotta tell them to get out of your place and it gets awkward since all she wants to do is stay and cuddle. Also it gets really awkward when she gets your phone, opens up tinder and sees all the other girls you are talking to, then she realizes she is just another lay for you and she thought she was special, so she leaves but then blows up your phone at 3 a.m. with a 9-page text saying how You're the shallow asshole and how you won't ever find a girl, ever.


I thought you were gay?
Dec 13 2015 11:31PM
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413Crew
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Titus69Skiing cant give you AIDS









Im a virgin so I cant compare the two


i got crabs from a chair lift seat
Dec 13 2015 11:33PM
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Anguz_li
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I think this may be the hardest question I've come by today!
Dec 13 2015 11:34PM
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japanada
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SammyDubzUhhhhhhh

I think you're in the wrong thread bud


Motherfucker

Skiing and a decent or better day for sure. Pow pow is way better than sex. Unless it either wild and kinky as hell.
Dec 13 2015 11:35PM
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GregFlik
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McNocheI thought you were gay?


What gave you that idea?
Dec 13 2015 11:36PM
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McNoche
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GregFlikWhat gave you that idea?


For some reason I thought you said something about it in the 'Gus is gay' thread.
Dec 14 2015 12:11AM
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JEWmanji
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If the girl is OP's mom then sex
Dec 14 2015 12:14AM
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GregFlik
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McNocheFor some reason I thought you said something about it in the 'Gus is gay' thread.


Nope, I prefer women, nothing wrong with loving who you love regardless of sex, but for me its women.
Dec 14 2015 12:22AM
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methscratchface
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a lot of variables here.

1. what type of ski day.
-a normal average day < sex
-powder day > sex

2. what type of girl.
-drunk ratchet < skiing
-your first asian > skiing
-your girlfriend < skiing
- your friends girlfriend > skiing
Dec 14 2015 12:35AM
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dadi
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Rails are dangerous but has a rail ever broken your heart?
Dec 14 2015 2:00AM
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ASAPBryBry
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KygourzWho needs sex when you can go skiing and get head


We praying to the God and the trap lord that it brings snow snow soon for perfect north (local hill)
Dec 14 2015 6:47AM
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ASAPBryBry
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Whoops wrong comment I quoted, meant to quote the guy talking about Columbus Ohio.
Dec 14 2015 6:50AM
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KravtZ
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Lot of variables. If its a pow day im going skiing 9 out of 10 times. Also obviously depends on who the girl is. If its a normal day of skiing and its a smoking hot girl I'd prob go with that just because I ski so much whats an average day off
Dec 14 2015 8:58AM
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Lucas
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Why not both?
Dec 14 2015 9:00AM
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Easy-E
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Skiing over sex any day
Dec 14 2015 10:14AM
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SchnackD
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It really depends on who you are. Do you put either the "doggy" or the "style" into doggystyle? ... and also if your on the east or west coast.
Dec 14 2015 11:15AM
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Earl_Globz
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I'd get in them ribs
early morning before jibs
then its time to ski

I would rather ski
than get up in your gush-i
for you are ugly

will your grind my rail
while i slide upon your slopes
please ski on my face

I am a patron
to the sex and jib nation
but I'm bad at both

I'd love to traverse
over to your back bowl
and bomb down your chute

Gapers are better
to encounter on the slopes
than under her wears

I havent a clue
how to descend your incline
so many grass spots

Where are tan lines best?
on your face, upon your breast?
Hey! those are wind burns!

We're looking down on Wayne's basement
but thats not Wayne's basement
isn't that weird?
Dec 14 2015 11:56AM
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dirthole_themole
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Well I ski and I boned your mom/sister
Dec 14 2015 1:40PM
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FrenchFry
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To be 100% honest i think id rather ski a day in perfect snow than have sex.
Dec 14 2015 1:48PM
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WVskiing
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Sex only last like 10 minutes, then you have to cuddle and get a face full of hair and shit, and lay there and do nothing
Dec 14 2015 1:53PM
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_salty_
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dadiRails are dangerous but has a rail ever broken your heart?


No but one has given me chlamydia
Dec 14 2015 1:53PM
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bardissono
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dadiRails are dangerous but has a rail ever broken your heart?


damn, going deep here. On the real, after last winter here in WA I would chose not to have sex all year if it guaranteed a good winter.
Dec 14 2015 2:50PM
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El_Patcho
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Tomorrow I'm skiing over to another resort in order to have sex
Dec 14 2015 4:25PM
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El_Patcho
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...I hope
Dec 14 2015 4:26PM
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Old_Man_Foley
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thread got me more worked up than my final exams
Dec 14 2015 4:27PM
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HurricaneHascall
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well it's a catch 23 situation
Dec 14 2015 4:32PM
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McLS
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Too many variables.

What if you had to choose between no more sex or no more skiing?

And i mean no more sex at all, only you and your hand. And no more skiing at all, no summer setup nothing.

I dont actually know wtf id choose. Id probably go for skiing by impulse and regret that shit hella
Dec 14 2015 4:36PM
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StokeFactor
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McLSToo many variables.

What if you had to choose between no more sex or no more skiing?

And i mean no more sex at all, only you and your hand. And no more skiing at all, no summer setup nothing.

I dont actually know wtf id choose. Id probably go for skiing by impulse and regret that shit hella


I mean...porn does replace sex way better than ski videos replace actual skiing.

But yea it would still be horrible to actually have to make this decision.
Dec 14 2015 4:58PM
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Jon_Taffer
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GregFlikWhat gave you that idea?

has anyone ever told you that you look like ricky from the trailer park boys? because you do
Dec 14 2015 5:05PM
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CabbyArrant
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dadiRails are dangerous but has a rail ever broken your heart?


No, but it's destroyed other critically important body parts
Dec 14 2015 5:06PM
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Troy.
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A wise human once told me "you can have everything you want in this life, but you can't have it all at the same time"
Dec 14 2015 5:12PM
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GregFlik
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Jon_Tafferhas anyone ever told you that you look like ricky from the trailer park boys? because you do


Frig off Traffer
Dec 14 2015 5:30PM
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Literature
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WVskiingSex only last like 10 minutes, then you have to cuddle and get a face full of hair and shit, and lay there and do nothing


Uh, I think you might be doing it wrong. Or, at least there's room for improvement.

For me, if it's been six months since sex, that's merely unfortunate. Six months since skiing, and I'm a drooling, miserable semblance of a human.

To be fair, though, skiing is a whole category, whereas sex is only part of the whole love category. Maybe it'd be better to compare moguls to sex. Or powder to cuddling.

I'd be way curious to see what this thread would look like in Lady Gabber.
Dec 14 2015 5:36PM
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