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Skier superlatives

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brov1
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an earlier thread by a mister chris wager gave me a neato idea.

what are good yearbook superlatives for pro skiers. similar to what jimmy fallon does to athletes come up with some either based on what they look like or their style.

heres a few:
Tanner Hall- most likely to be the first human to breed with a wolf

Tom Wallisch- most likely to start an internationally successful roasted nuts and giant pretzel chain

Simon Dumont- most likely to be told he's too short for male modeling

Jon Olsson- most likely to become a male model

Johnny Collinson- most likely to appear in a garnier fructis commercial

Andy Perry- Most likely to get evicted because of the smell
Dec 13 2015 12:59PM
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Brocka_Flocka
Posts: 1215 - Karma: 8,742
Jon Hartman: Most likely to check into rehab
Dec 13 2015 1:19PM
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Dddsz
Posts: 3042 - Karma: 7,326
Henrik Harlaut- Most likely to star as the lead singer in an up-and-coming reggae band.
Dec 13 2015 1:37PM
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zwilly
Posts: 635 - Karma: 1,908
Jason Levinthal: Most likely to make another brand.
Dec 13 2015 1:42PM
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Mingg
Posts: 13992 - Karma: 49,656
Erica - most likely to flabongo
Dec 13 2015 1:43PM
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The.Fish
Posts: 2269 - Karma: 4,992
Nick goepper: the best ariel skier out there.
Dec 13 2015 3:15PM
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SammyDubz
Posts: 2168 - Karma: 7,222
The.FishNick goepper: the best ariel skier out there.


You don't really understand how this works do you
Dec 13 2015 3:35PM
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snowmosexual
Posts: 1933 - Karma: 10,020
Alex Schlopy: Most likely to discover time travel
Dec 13 2015 4:18PM
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jackdonovan
Posts: 2248 - Karma: 3,079
Nick Goepper: Most likely to be a pitcher
Dec 13 2015 4:41PM
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Kretzschmar
Posts: 6709 - Karma: 98,331
Tom Wallisch - Most Likely to go Bald First
Dec 13 2015 4:46PM
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theabortionator
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Tanner Hall - Most likely to shun social media and lift alone in a cave hiding from the phonies.
Dec 13 2015 6:53PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 19,059
Andy Parry- Most likely to be cousins with Jared from Subway
Dec 13 2015 7:00PM
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B.Quincy
Posts: 1074 - Karma: 963
Max hill- most likely to join a motorcycle gang
Dec 13 2015 8:06PM
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NewEscuelers
Posts: 1210 - Karma: 10,960
Jesper Tjader- Most likely to land a triple off a 20 ft kicker
Dec 13 2015 8:09PM
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Brule.
Posts: 3941 - Karma: 6,305
Hood Crew: most likely to fuck ur bitch
Dec 13 2015 9:31PM
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stephens.pass
Posts: 188 - Karma: 590
Jossi Wells - most likely to zero spin
Dec 13 2015 9:43PM
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brov1
Posts: 1826 - Karma: 8,837
dale talkington- most likely to cause an earthquake
Dec 13 2015 9:54PM
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Ski_The_East.
Posts: 250 - Karma: 764
jackdonovanNick Goepper: Most likely to be a pitcher


Gus Kenworthy: Most likely to become a catcher
Dec 13 2015 11:03PM
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Queen_Selassie
Posts: 1430 - Karma: 1,363
ski-hippieAlex Schlopy: Most likely to discover time travel


Keefer would be the one to discover time travel
Dec 13 2015 11:06PM
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Queen_Selassie
Posts: 1430 - Karma: 1,363
Ski_The_East.Gus Kenworthy: Most likely to become a catcher


you win
Dec 13 2015 11:07PM
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JimmyRecard
Posts: 242 - Karma: 2,552
LJ Strenio: most likely to become an eating contest champion
Dec 13 2015 11:23PM
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Kygourz
Posts: 112 - Karma: 172
Ian Compton: most likely to be abducted by aliens
Dec 13 2015 11:25PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 19,059
Will Wesson- Most likely to be around 6'2 in person
Dec 14 2015 8:47AM
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