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Honest Pro Slogans

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chris.wagers.9
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I saw the "Honest Slogans" thread a while ago. I thought it'd be funny to make honest slogans for skiers themselves. Here is what I've come up with so far. Feel free to comment more.

Tanner Hall: THE WEED IS SO LOUD I TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS

Tim Durtschi: Everything is a joke to me. Also follow me on snapchat.

Simon Dumont: I take myself way too seriously.

Gus Kenworthy: I like puppies. And men.

Bobby Brown: Breck is currently on their knees for me.

David Wise: I'm currently raising a child and I still ski pipe better than you.

Henrik Harlaut: ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

David Lesh: The girls in my videos aren't actually that hot.

Shane McConkey: I'm gonna rip the shit out of everything forever. Also, I'm definitely better than you.

Jossi Wells: You think I give a fuck about Olympic slopestyle?

Jesper Tjader: Did you know I'm sponsored by Redbull?

Tom Wallisch: I'll never ever stop afterbanging.

Chris Laker: I don't give a single fuck about the physics of spinning.

Candide Thovex: Get on my level.
Dec 13 2015 12:45AM
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zwilly
Posts: 635 - Karma: 1,908
Clayton Vila: I go fast.
Dec 13 2015 1:33PM
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Dddsz
Posts: 3042 - Karma: 7,324
Nick Goepper: I rock.
Dec 13 2015 1:42PM
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MomentaryMuon
Posts: 237 - Karma: 2,604
Op.Nick Goepper: I rock.


I see what you did there...:)
Dec 13 2015 1:54PM
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Mr.Haverkamp
Posts: 25 - Karma: 114
Henrik Harlaut: Wu-Tang is for the children
Dec 13 2015 2:30PM
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Skier_75
Posts: 380 - Karma: 1,806
Steve stepp: I can't double
Dec 13 2015 2:55PM
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zakattack66
Posts: 185 - Karma: 577
Phil Casabon: Style is a substitute for skill, right?
Dec 13 2015 3:29PM
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Newschoolers55
Posts: 851 - Karma: 4,792
Adam Delorme: I ski faster than you.
Also 500th post!
Dec 13 2015 3:56PM
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cheerio
Posts: 1032 - Karma: 3,415
Andy Parry : sweaty wizard cheese socks and wax
Will Wesson : swaps anything anyway and with his hood on
Dec 13 2015 4:05PM
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Park_Ranger
Posts: 3825 - Karma: 8,635
Jaron Stadler: I'm Drunk
Dec 13 2015 4:38PM
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Nosam
Posts: 107 - Karma: 436
Alex Schlopy: I can spin faster than you
Dec 13 2015 4:47PM
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Schoess
Posts: 2080 - Karma: 24,878
Ken-Dozer: lel
Dec 13 2015 4:59PM
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JuliusBurton
Posts: 80 - Karma: 334
Vincent Gagnier: Triples are too mainstream.
Dec 13 2015 5:04PM
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Treestman
Posts: 3049 - Karma: 300
op: I suck pro dick
Dec 13 2015 5:22PM
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Treestman
Posts: 3049 - Karma: 300
op: I suck pro dick
Dec 13 2015 5:22PM
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PM4FreeJiberish
Posts: 447 - Karma: 3,533
Colby James West: Doing funny voices is a substitute for skill
Dec 13 2015 5:22PM
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Slush
Posts: 1914 - Karma: 12,942
LJ: I'm freaking insane

Andy Perry: I do ski tricks you didn't even think we're possible

Ross Imburgia: I do stupid stunts
Dec 13 2015 5:31PM
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Craigskis
Posts: 6650 - Karma: 1,645
Op.Nick Goepper: I rock.



Well played. Lost it.
Dec 13 2015 6:00PM
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Breezy.
Posts: 70 - Karma: 386
Park_RangerJaron Stadler: I'm Drunk


The prompt clearly states "PRO SKIERS"
Dec 13 2015 6:06PM
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fredyferl
Posts: 2943 - Karma: 14,828
Maude Raymond: I thought going switch and reverting 10 feet before the rail was an actual trick
Dec 13 2015 6:07PM
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
FredyFerlMaude Raymond: I thought going switch and reverting 10 feet before the rail was an actual trick


ouch
Dec 13 2015 6:14PM
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skiingtheeast13
Posts: 1 - Karma: 8
Tom Wallisch: i spin more than you
Dec 13 2015 7:09PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 19,058
Skier_75Steve stepp: I can't double


Breezy.The prompt clearly states "PRO SKIERS"


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Dec 13 2015 7:15PM
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Skier_75
Posts: 380 - Karma: 1,806
Dennis_Reynolds.


Lol good point
Dec 13 2015 7:17PM
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Deepskier
Posts: 3267 - Karma: 4,829
Op.Nick Goepper: I rock.

Lol
Skier_75Steve stepp: I can't double


Fucking am the thread is about pros
Dec 13 2015 8:35PM
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JOTTO
Posts: 237 - Karma: 1,519
swillyClayton Vila: I go fast.


Charlie Owens: Fast. Like really fucking fast.
Dec 13 2015 9:23PM
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Shoey-Ski
Posts: 1649 - Karma: 6,190
Adam delorme: buttersssss for days
Dec 13 2015 9:27PM
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dustygoldflakes
Posts: 484 - Karma: 700
Real SkiFi: Incorporating anything except rails into Urban.
Dec 13 2015 9:32PM
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BBurt
Posts: 1588 - Karma: 3,779
Shea Flynn: Knees? What knees?
Dec 13 2015 9:49PM
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BBurt
Posts: 1588 - Karma: 3,779
Shea Flynn: Knees? What knees?
Dec 13 2015 9:49PM
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grantwhitty
Posts: 854 - Karma: 9,380
Ian Compton: *smiles
Dec 13 2015 10:04PM
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dan1080
Posts: 1293 - Karma: 913
Mr.Bishop: FLABONGOOOOO
Dec 13 2015 10:09PM
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TheSpanishSkier
Posts: 70 - Karma: 153
Will Wesson: I'll swap your bitch
Dec 13 2015 10:16PM
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JimmyRecard
Posts: 242 - Karma: 2,552
Aspen Spora: I dread the day I lose the rubber ligaments of childhood
Dec 13 2015 10:25PM
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WhatTheHuck
Posts: 503 - Karma: 2,161
JP: You're welcome
Dec 13 2015 10:30PM
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Troy.
Posts: 5070 - Karma: 12,549
Kelly Slidaru: I need a lead vest just to get enough speed and I still crush everyone.

Trina: Fuck comp skiing, fuck you, fuck everything.

Matt Margetts: #badkitty
Dec 13 2015 10:41PM
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Huck-e-Cheese
Posts: 303 - Karma: 417
chris.wagers.9I saw the "Honest Slogans" thread a while ago. I thought it'd be funny to make honest slogans for skiers themselves...


I just want to congratulate this guy on making a first post that wasn't garbage
Dec 13 2015 11:06PM
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mat_espo
Posts: 267 - Karma: 771
Henrik Harlaut: *makes barking noises*
Dec 13 2015 11:08PM
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Mingg
Posts: 13977 - Karma: 49,314
WhatTheHuckJP: You're welcome


wow this hit me right in the feels...
Dec 13 2015 11:17PM
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Kygourz
Posts: 112 - Karma: 172
Candied Thovex: who needs snow to ski?
Dec 13 2015 11:19PM
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Kygourz
Posts: 112 - Karma: 172
Wallish fans: hey, is that Tom wallish
Dec 13 2015 11:21PM
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casey_cope
Posts: 675 - Karma: 3,398
Alex schlopy: Wow the future is amazing
Dec 13 2015 11:26PM
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HenriksDreads
Posts: 332 - Karma: 327
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i think most people on this website knew who he was, or at least i did
Dec 14 2015 12:00AM
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nolaan
Posts: 1462 - Karma: 3,684
WhatTheHuckJP: You're welcome


Woah...Yeah that's pretty much perfect
Dec 14 2015 1:37AM
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TomDavies
Posts: 788 - Karma: 5,295
zakattack66Phil Casabon: Style is a substitute for skill, right?


enough downvotes to sink the titanic
Dec 14 2015 2:00AM
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Frediboy94
Posts: 427 - Karma: 730
Can someone please explain the Goepper "I rock" one to me? I know, I know, I'm super thick...
Dec 14 2015 4:50AM
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McLS
Posts: 1985 - Karma: 6,454
Op.Nick Goepper: I rock.

I genuinely pissed myself a little when I saw this. Fuck you.

zakattack66Phil Casabon: Style is a substitute for skill, right?

Phil Casabon: fuck the park, I'm actually better at urban.
Frediboy94Can someone please explain the Goepper "I rock" one to me? I know, I know, I'm super thick...

Goepper threw rocks at car a while back, hence the wordplay.
Goepper: what the fuck is style?

Sean Petit: I have an ad.
Giray: Ahmet is my brother now
Ahmet: I got stuck in Lafa
Sandler: backflip.
Dec 14 2015 7:33AM
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PontusOlssonSNOW
Posts: 66 - Karma: 771
Jon Olsson: I'm rich, bitch!
Dec 14 2015 9:38AM
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SPUTnik.
Posts: 1487 - Karma: 2,555
Dale Talkington- "Uhhh... yeah... uhh.. I don't know"
Dec 14 2015 10:49AM
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SPUTnik.
Posts: 1487 - Karma: 2,555
Dale Talkington- "Uhhh... yeah... uhh.. I don't know"
Dec 14 2015 10:49AM
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musclehamster
Posts: 248 - Karma: 1,231
Ian Cosco : chhhhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggggggggg.
Dec 14 2015 11:00AM
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