Replying to A boy pooped on my floor

Last night I came home to find my roommate throwing a party in my apartment. It's pretty typical cause she's in a frat so these things aren't out of the ordinary. I had my stats exam this morning so I just went up to bed to study/get some sleep. Not exactly sure who was here or what happened last night but I woke up this morning for my test and went down stairs to a disaster of an apartment and a god awful smell. After 15 seconds of searching for the source I found a pile of shit, a literal shit, on my bathroom floor as well as vomit in various areas of my downstairs. I left because I didn't have time to spare and figured my roommate would be up soon to clean it up anyways.


Well, I just got home and the apartment is still trashed. There is still shit on the floor and it smells about 36 times gnarlier than when I left. My roommate is nowhere to be found and I don't think I can stomach the smell anymore. I'm really not about to clean up someone else's shit but if I have to... it's not going unnoticed.


So NS, how to I handle this? Do I clean it up like nothing happened or do I have some fun with it. Help me out, eh?