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What should we name our new bong?

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Lskier_
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title says it all
Dec 11 2015 5:38PM
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erikK
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smash it on the ground and rethink your life
Dec 11 2015 5:43PM
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Newschoolers55
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Ops Masturbation Weapon.
Dec 11 2015 5:55PM
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Titus69
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Bill Bong Thornton
Dec 11 2015 5:59PM
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first_rodeo
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....i remember my first soft glass
Dec 11 2015 6:04PM
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first_rodeo
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....i remember my first soft glass
Dec 11 2015 6:04PM
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CaptainObvious.
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Smoking Lamp.
Dec 11 2015 6:08PM
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Backyard.Skier
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call it "shit china glass"
Dec 11 2015 6:28PM
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PeppermillReno
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The smokegina.
Dec 11 2015 6:30PM
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kirbstopper
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Tokahontis
Dec 11 2015 7:06PM
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Lskier_
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first_rodeo....i remember my first soft glass


....i remember my first double post
Dec 11 2015 7:19PM
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DirtYStylE
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No picture. What kind of a savage are you?
Dec 11 2015 7:29PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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large glass penis with one ball
Dec 11 2015 7:31PM
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Bogs
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Vegeta
Dec 11 2015 8:16PM
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HornyOrphan
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"kron Jeremy"
Dec 11 2015 8:19PM
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Lskier_
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BogsVegeta


taking this into serious consideration
Dec 12 2015 10:43AM
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GrapeHunter
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Billy... Billy Bong
Dec 12 2015 11:16AM
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S.J.W
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Calling the police on you, you criminal scum
Dec 12 2015 11:19AM
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theabortionator
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Lskier_title says it all


"we're lame and horribly uncreative"
Dec 12 2015 11:23AM
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Dddsz
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Bob the bubbler
Dec 12 2015 11:35AM
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Heart
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Nip slip
Dec 12 2015 12:42PM
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doot
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peg
Dec 12 2015 2:17PM
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im_Mongo
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Who is "we" is this like a family bong?
Dec 12 2015 4:16PM
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Lskier_
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im_MongoWho is "we" is this like a family bong?


its our local churches
Dec 12 2015 4:32PM
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im_Mongo
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Lskier_its our local churches


"the reverend"
Dec 12 2015 4:38PM
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THREEFINGERSDEEP
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the terminator
Dec 12 2015 4:41PM
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im_Mongo
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Bongo
Dec 12 2015 5:17PM
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arnie_grape
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Lskier_its our local churches


the lung diddler
Dec 12 2015 5:55PM
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_Ryan_
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if you're under the age of 16 (I'm assuming you are) i suggest you do yourself a favour and stop smoking weed... Having a fried brain isn't fun :)
Dec 12 2015 8:03PM
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Bogs
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Lskier_taking this into serious consideration


Cool. I'm pretty mediocre as far as smoking skills go, but I take a lot of pride in my ability to name pieces.
Dec 12 2015 9:00PM
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Titus69
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Titus69Bill Bong Thornton


*Billy
Dec 13 2015 9:04AM
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Stinging_Roger
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LeBong James
Dec 13 2015 4:41PM
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Puns
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call it knife so when u all faded you ask for the knife and peeps b like "wha~~~~~
and it sounds ultra sick x100trust
alternatively kushmere, avatar dank, nug grave or incendiary area
Dec 13 2015 7:46PM
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Peter.
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boner champ
Dec 13 2015 9:29PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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Janet
Dec 13 2015 9:53PM
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Titus69
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Op I think my comment reigns supreme, post bong pic with nametag "Billy Bong Thornton" on it.
Dec 13 2015 9:59PM
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CHORIZO
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Err time i named a bong it wuz kuz me an tha cr3w were hella blazed out 420 and we laughed about sum shit an named the peice about tit, not sitting in frunt ov my computer eating cheetos. If ur gon stone stone correctly u nerd shit thres
Dec 13 2015 11:31PM
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Sno.
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cisco.

then when people ask why you named it cisco, you can start singing..."let me see that bong...that bong bong bong bong bong."
Dec 14 2015 1:37AM
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CHORIZO
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Sno.cisco.

then when people ask why you named it cisco, you can start singing..."let me see that bong...that bong bong bong bong bong."


This isnt the 90s anymore

name it bongye west
Dec 14 2015 1:42AM
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Sno.
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CHORIZOThis isnt the 90s anymore

name it bongye west


ouch.

Barack Obonga
Dec 14 2015 1:49AM
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.boz
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had a bong once named Ray Lewis...

it would hit you so hard it would literally kill you

like ray lewis
Dec 14 2015 12:36PM
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erikK
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erikKsmash it on the ground and rethink your life


My comment has by far the most upvotes. The rules around here are that when you make a thread like this OP, you listen to the post with the most upvotes.

Get to it
Dec 14 2015 1:15PM
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no_steeze
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Name it "some cock" so you can say "hey do you guys want to smoke some cock?" or "not much, just smoking some cock" or "today was crazy, I smoked some cock first thing in the morning" or "pardon my cough, i have resin from some cock in my throat"
Dec 14 2015 1:42PM
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FrenchFry
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Thumper
Dec 14 2015 1:49PM
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