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Taboo Things in Skiing

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Kretzschmar
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As Steve Stepp once said while discussing skiing and drinking wine, "The bow and arrow grab....I don't really want to demonstrate it because its fucking stupid."


What else are taboo things in skiing?
Dec 9 2015 9:23PM
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Twinjibber77
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BigPurpleSkiSuitI'll race you in my big baggy onesie and still beat you handily

As for taboo: It's gotta be not telling soccer mom's they should ask before putting the bar down. Think about it, if we all told them not to put the bar down before saying something. They'd do it and us tall people wouldn't have to deal with the thunk on our heads every 3rd-4th run.


FACT: Soccer moms on chairlifts give the BEST concussions #6FootPlusCrew
Nov 4 2018 1:13AM
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theabortionator
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BigPurpleSkiSuitI'll race you in my big baggy onesie and still beat you handily

As for taboo: It's gotta be not telling soccer mom's they should ask before putting the bar down. Think about it, if we all told them not to put the bar down before saying something. They'd do it and us tall people wouldn't have to deal with the thunk on our heads every 3rd-4th run.


People who slam the bar down the second their ass touches the seat suck... But if you aren't 12 you should be used to people cranking the bar down and avoid. This isn't 1990, these things aren't new.

Expect the bar, avoid the bar, deal with the bar. It's not that difficult.
Nov 4 2018 1:23AM
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Jems
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SweatyYetiWhen people overlap their lift tickets until they are the size of a book... Just stop.
You got a problem with that
Nov 13 2018 10:47AM
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KilaTsunami
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rocking ski blades lol
Nov 13 2018 11:56AM
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skiguy04
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KilaTsunamirocking ski blades lol


People on ski blades inspire me
Nov 13 2018 12:16PM
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ParkRx
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theabortionatorPeople who slam the bar down the second their ass touches the seat suck... But if you aren't 12 you should be used to people cranking the bar down and avoid. This isn't 1990, these things aren't new.

Expect the bar, avoid the bar, deal with the bar. It's not that difficult.


You must be short
Nov 13 2018 12:19PM
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theabortionator
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WalkerAndrewsYou must be short


6'3"?
Nov 13 2018 1:31PM
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ParkRx
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theabortionator6'3"?

Oh, same. Maybe moms just like to wait until I least expect it before banging my head ;). Tbh it doesn't happen all that often.
Nov 13 2018 1:42PM
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skiguy04
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If your skiing with moms and they banging your head your gonna have a bad time unless it’s not the bar we’re talking about or maybe we are talking about the bar 😉
Nov 13 2018 1:51PM
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theabortionator
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skiguy04If your skiing with moms and they banging your head your gonna have a bad time unless it’s not the bar we’re talking about or maybe we are talking about the bar 😉


Omg lolol! Like the secks and bonerz instead of the lift
Nov 13 2018 2:38PM
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hi_vis360
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KilaTsunamirocking ski blades lol


BRO NOT COOL BLADING IS FRICKIN BADASS!!!!!
Nov 13 2018 3:08PM
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KilaTsunami
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BASEDJAHBRO NOT COOL BLADING IS FRICKIN BADASS!!!!!

I never said it wasn’t... it’s taboo lol no bladers get no respect n I’m lowkey sick of it
Nov 13 2018 3:11PM
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hi_vis360
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KilaTsunamiI never said it wasn’t... it’s taboo lol no bladers get no respect n I’m lowkey sick of it


OK SICKK I AGREE, THE BLADE DESERVES MORE RESPECT!!!
Nov 13 2018 3:14PM
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weastcoat
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wearing gloves instead of mittens
Nov 13 2018 3:27PM
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skiguy04
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theabortionatorOmg lolol! Like the secks and bonerz instead of the lift

Yeah so taboo these days
Nov 13 2018 11:25PM
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e.wait
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skiing in general
Nov 14 2018 12:01AM
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ObjectMocked
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Yo, anyone else think that Ruroc helmets (the full face storm trooper bull shit) are unnecessary and unstylish? Every time I see one it’s either on a tourist holding an epic pass, or a pro on instagram who sold out. They’re low key ugly so plz don’t wear one, you’re not Seth Morrison.
Nov 14 2018 10:56AM
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mattm7
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ObjectMockedYo, anyone else think that Ruroc helmets (the full face storm trooper bull shit) are unnecessary and unstylish? Every time I see one it’s either on a tourist holding an epic pass, or a pro on instagram who sold out. They’re low key ugly so plz don’t wear one, you’re not Seth Morrison.


The only enjoyment I've ever got from a ruroc helmet was the starwars spoof in the last TC episode. They're so dumb
Nov 14 2018 12:09PM
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bergobeanz
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Newschoolers is taboo
Nov 14 2018 12:59PM
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crisscross
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Switch strait up 540s
Nov 14 2018 10:00PM
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derek_mit
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ObjectMockedYo, anyone else think that Ruroc helmets (the full face storm trooper bull shit) are unnecessary and unstylish? Every time I see one it’s either on a tourist holding an epic pass, or a pro on instagram who sold out. They’re low key ugly so plz don’t wear one, you’re not Seth Morrison.

yes! they're absolute trash, you end up looking like a douche on a honda 250 (nothing against dirt bikers), i dont see the practicality or the style, just makes peoples heads look fat
Nov 14 2018 10:26PM
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Trifes
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1.Calling a Tail grab (anything in the back which is not capped) a Blunt
that really tilts me , unless you cap the f out of your ski it ain't a blunt grab.

2.Calling Cork and just tilting your head , boy you gotta get of axis - like really - to call it a cork (smh referees in slvsh)
3. skiboot grabs
4. reverts in a line

**This post was edited on Nov 15th 2018 at 9:11:39am
Nov 15 2018 9:09AM
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Auzy
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trifonitchev1.Calling a Tail grab (anything in the back which is not capped) a Blunt
that really tilts me , unless you cap the f out of your ski it ain't a blunt grab.

2.Calling Cork and just tilting your head , boy you gotta get of axis - like really - to call it a cork (smh referees in slvsh)
3. skiboot grabs
4. reverts in a line

**This post was edited on Nov 15th 2018 at 9:11:39am


Bro its 2018, every spin is now a cork, even flat ground reverts are considered cork 1's now get with the new wave bro
Nov 15 2018 10:34AM
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bergobeanz
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trifonitchev1.Calling a Tail grab (anything in the back which is not capped) a Blunt
that really tilts me , unless you cap the f out of your ski it ain't a blunt grab.

2.Calling Cork and just tilting your head , boy you gotta get of axis - like really - to call it a cork (smh referees in slvsh)
3. skiboot grabs
4. reverts in a line

**This post was edited on Nov 15th 2018 at 9:11:39am


Or calling straight 7 and they do a cork sev
Nov 15 2018 11:01AM
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skiguy04
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Unstylish pole gaskets
Nov 18 2018 11:41PM
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crisscross
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cheeto_dustOr calling straight 7 and they do a cork sev


bro cork is good. if they cork a 7 then thats lit asf who doesnt like corks
Nov 19 2018 11:19PM
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bergobeanz
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crisscrossbro cork is good. if they cork a 7 then thats lit asf who doesnt like corks

I’m not saying it’s not but if they are going to get rowdy and get corked just call a cork sev not a normal sev
Nov 19 2018 11:36PM
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ObjectMocked
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Aye lets talk about how fucking expensive daymakers are. Tf is that? It’s a god damn hinge you’re selling for $300 fucking dollhairz fucc me.
Nov 19 2018 11:56PM
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a_burger
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skiguy04Ski racers trying to be new wave


this is funny because all the racers I know that try park immediately go for new wave style and pretty much are the perfect stereotype of it
Nov 20 2018 12:02AM
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skiguy04
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a_burgerthis is funny because all the racers I know that try park immediately go for new wave style and pretty much are the perfect stereotype of it


Racers tail tapping while side hitting knuckles is lol
Nov 21 2018 6:59PM
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hutch13
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Front 2's are memes
Nov 22 2018 12:38AM
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skiguy04
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Didn’t someone say spinning anything over 540?
Nov 25 2018 5:22AM
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Bdoobz
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double pits to chesty
Nov 26 2018 12:23AM
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Plankton
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DIRTYBUBBLE(Most) Shuffles


r.i.p. (from one Spongebob villain to another)
Nov 26 2018 10:49AM
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aidanaughton
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not doing a good pole whack on a cornice before you drop...
Nov 26 2018 11:29AM
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Kretzschmar
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theabortionatorThat's going to be the 2020/21 steeze. You heard it here first. Neon one pieces are dead, XXXL is dead, hesh is dead, track pants can go in the dumpster, it's all about those speedsuits. (Is that what they're called?)

I'm gonna get one with race cars and speed past everyone in the park. Snake or be snaked bitches!


Unfortunately you couldn't have been more wrong 😅



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CatdickBojangles
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KretzschmarUnfortunately you couldn't have been more wrong 😅





XXXL on the bottom XS on the top.
Oct 20 2021 3:31PM
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asparagus
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saskyskier71is a skiing in a tight ass jacket and baggy ass pants acceptable? asking for a friend..

**This post was edited on Jan 17th 2018 at 5:23:14pm


aged well
Oct 20 2021 11:56PM
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asparagus
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cuffing your snowpants above your boot
Oct 21 2021 12:00AM
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jompcock
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asparaguscuffing your snowpants above your boot


My snow pants don't have vents so I roll em up to let the dogs breathe on the lift or when skinning up
Oct 21 2021 9:53AM
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Eightsails
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Buying / using new poles. You have to age them like a fine wine in a dumpster somewhere.
Oct 21 2021 11:46AM
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Rock_Inhabitant
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The more things change, the more they stay the same
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