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Taboo Things in Skiing

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Kretzschmar
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As Steve Stepp once said while discussing skiing and drinking wine, "The bow and arrow grab....I don't really want to demonstrate it because its fucking stupid."


What else are taboo things in skiing?
Dec 9 2015 9:23PM
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fries
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ruroc, saga
Jul 23 2016 12:48AM
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HuckNorris44
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Cutting across a rail takeoff to hit it like a "kicker"

Gaper Gap with forehead showing
Jul 23 2016 5:14AM
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mswizzle3
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practicing unatural stuff in public
Jul 23 2016 9:44AM
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Jesse_
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"Tail butter on"

when you're not feelin like a switch on
Jul 25 2016 5:31PM
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mmccarthy81
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NinetyFourUrban with un-shovelled stairs.

but the stairz hurttttt
Jul 25 2016 7:38PM
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Emma_Watson
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talking about injury before you go skiing.
Jul 25 2016 9:33PM
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pizzaman69
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Going off a jump to a rail and not hitting the rail. Especially if you call your drop over an actual park skier.
Nov 21 2017 5:11PM
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tomatonater
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Chicken tenders
Nov 21 2017 8:41PM
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hi_vis360
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pizzaman69an actual park skier.


can you define this please
Nov 22 2017 11:51AM
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pizzaman69
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BASEDJAHcan you define this please


someone who actually has the balls to hit a rail. It doesn’t matter how good they are, as long as they hit the rail, they can have never hit a rail but sent it anyways, and fallen as soon as their skis hit the metal, but like it’s for getting onto a rail, not jumping off of or just not jumping off and ruining the lip.
Nov 22 2017 12:02PM
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cademorgan
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Actually trying on gaper day
Nov 22 2017 1:18PM
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saskyskier71
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having friends on a powder day..
Nov 22 2017 1:24PM
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hi_vis360
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pizzaman69someone who actually has the balls to hit a rail. It doesn’t matter how good they are, as long as they hit the rail, they can have never hit a rail but sent it anyways, and fallen as soon as their skis hit the metal, but like it’s for getting onto a rail, not jumping off of or just not jumping off and ruining the lip.


can we make this gatekeeping attitude taboo please?
Nov 22 2017 1:39PM
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iced
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At my hill, its eating a single poutine for lunch (1 person). They are pretty gravyed up and usually lead to throwing up on the lift/after a bail

anyone else have ski food taboos
Nov 22 2017 6:32PM
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GSR
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Pizza-ing down off piste
Nov 22 2017 11:30PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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icedAt my hill, its eating a single poutine for lunch (1 person). They are pretty gravyed up and usually lead to throwing up on the lift/after a bail

anyone else have ski food taboos


that one post a few years back where someones' meal at a ski resort is to stir up the free soup crackers with ketchup/mustard/relish in a cup as "soup". After reading that, I now realize I've been eating wrong my whole life.
Nov 23 2017 1:21PM
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EscapeTheGape
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johnblazespread eagle safety grab corked 360s.
cork 3 safety is the steeziest trick fym?
Nov 28 2017 7:18PM
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losh
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icedAt my hill, its eating a single poutine for lunch (1 person). They are pretty gravyed up and usually lead to throwing up on the lift/after a bail

anyone else have ski food taboos


McDonald's always sounds like a good idea, but everyone knows it never is. But it's a mistake I've made more times than I'd like to admit.
Nov 29 2017 12:19PM
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DirtYStylE
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soggy waffles
Nov 29 2017 4:56PM
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ronders_
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jlens05McDonald's always sounds like a good idea, but everyone knows it never is. But it's a mistake I've made more times than I'd like to admit.


At a hill near Milwaukee I go to there's a Mickey d's within walking distance. I always go there starving and forget how quick it fills you up so I get too much. I end up sitting at the top of the park feeling greasy and sluggish. Some chalet food is even more artery clogging though and but costs an arm and a dick.
Nov 29 2017 8:48PM
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johnblaze
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EscapeTheGapecork 3 safety is the steeziest trick fym?


not when you're doing a split and your knees are by your ears.
Jan 16 2018 10:12AM
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nxtyrsfulltilts
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Dub blunts and seatbelt japans
Jan 16 2018 11:07AM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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the wells brothers
Jan 17 2018 3:13PM
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GrandThings
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Forgetting to shit before your first run
Jan 17 2018 4:09PM
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J_Steez
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Baggy jacket with skinny ass pants, yikes
Jan 17 2018 5:11PM
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saskyskier71
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J_SteezBaggy jacket with skinny ass pants, yikes


is a skiing in a tight ass jacket and baggy ass pants acceptable? asking for a friend..

**This post was edited on Jan 17th 2018 at 5:23:14pm
Jan 17 2018 5:15PM
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J_Steez
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saskyskier71is a skiing ass jacket and baggy ass pants acceptable? asking for a friend..


this one depends highly on how you ski
Jan 17 2018 5:20PM
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J_Steez
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saskyskier71is a skiing ass jacket and baggy ass pants acceptable? asking for a friend..


to be safe i'd say no though, proper proportions/ratios are the key to life
Jan 17 2018 5:21PM
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Scoops1415
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Putting passes on ur jacket
Jan 17 2018 5:36PM
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Slowbro
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Your dad having more than 5 mil. I've heard driving your daddy's lambo is pretty taboo as well.
Jan 17 2018 8:13PM
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EscapeTheGape
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nxtyrsfulltiltsDub blunts and seatbelt japans
sounds like someone cant dub blunt or seatbelt japan
Feb 27 2018 6:18PM
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nxtyrsfulltilts
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EscapeTheGapesounds like someone cant dub blunt or seatbelt japan

And I bet you can't either.
Feb 27 2018 7:20PM
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EscapeTheGape
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nxtyrsfulltiltsAnd I bet you can't either.

not the dub japan but i got dub blunts last weekend.
Mar 1 2018 8:18PM
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theabortionator
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Skiers gonna ski
Mar 2 2018 10:59AM
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freestyler540
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Backcountry edition:
- Dropping your skins in the snow.
- Skiing above someone
-"I didn't knowhttp://www... derp"
-Vanish
Mar 2 2018 11:14AM
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Senpai
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when youre in the chair line and you bump into the back of someones elses skis
Mar 2 2018 11:31AM
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EscapeTheGape
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The referenced post has been removed.

proof next time i head up
Mar 2 2018 8:57PM
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Emma_Watson
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farting in the gondola,tram and not /claiming it
Mar 5 2018 3:37AM
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weedoo
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ScottyBuggati- Telling someone to put out a blunt in the gondola
- Those rubber mohawk things
- Spread eagles
- STEALING GEAR FROM THE LODGE (Kids i know stole like 5 snowboards that belong to other riders, they got caught like 2 days later bus they put them on eBay)
- Vapes on the lift line


Kind of late but you’re mad when someone vapes in the line but don’t give a shit about the blunt in the gondola?




And spreads are dope
Mar 5 2018 7:39AM
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KilaTsunami
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weedooKind of late but you’re mad when someone vapes in the line but don’t give a shit about the blunt in the gondola?




And spreads are dope


Who tf even knows what tf kinda shit I was saying 2 years ago. fire avi chief
Oct 6 2018 9:21AM
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denvertrash
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Hitting your airs on inspection
Oct 6 2018 9:41AM
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JoeF2661
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Bitching about the conditions. I know the snow sucks and its windy but just ski, its what we came here for. I dont want to hear you whine.
Oct 6 2018 1:37PM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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Ruroc
Picture Organic
Oct 6 2018 8:54PM
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CalumSKI
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Scarves
Oct 8 2018 1:40PM
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DirtYStylE
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Finding some guys building a kicker in the backcountry and then hitting it/ruin the landing
Oct 8 2018 1:49PM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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SMoking with white lighter
Oct 8 2018 4:22PM
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Lonely
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KretzschmarAs Steve Stepp once said while discussing skiing and drinking wine, "The bow and arrow grab....I don't really want to demonstrate it because its fucking stupid."


What else are taboo things in skiing?


opened this thread and immediately had to go watch wine on skiing
Oct 8 2018 4:57PM
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skiguy04
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Ski racers trying to be new wave
Nov 3 2018 5:41PM
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theabortionator
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skiguy04Ski racers trying to be new wave


That's going to be the 2020/21 steeze. You heard it here first. Neon one pieces are dead, XXXL is dead, hesh is dead, track pants can go in the dumpster, it's all about those speedsuits. (Is that what they're called?)

I'm gonna get one with race cars and speed past everyone in the park. Snake or be snaked bitches!
Nov 3 2018 5:54PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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theabortionatorThat's going to be the 2020/21 steeze. You heard it here first. Neon one pieces are dead, XXXL is dead, hesh is dead, track pants can go in the dumpster, it's all about those speedsuits. (Is that what they're called?)

I'm gonna get one with race cars and speed past everyone in the park. Snake or be snaked bitches!


I'll race you in my big baggy onesie and still beat you handily

As for taboo: It's gotta be not telling soccer mom's they should ask before putting the bar down. Think about it, if we all told them not to put the bar down before saying something. They'd do it and us tall people wouldn't have to deal with the thunk on our heads every 3rd-4th run.
Nov 3 2018 8:34PM
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