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Gapers all over the mtn?

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afterbanginn
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so are gapers only in parks king dumb shit fucking people up getting in there way or are they all over the mountain taking up the trails. and falling right in front of you or something like that because as skiing a lot of mountain there are a lot of people doing that and its like wtf are you doing why are you here? haha
Dec 7 2015 12:00PM
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fries
Posts: 2978 - Karma: 7,521
Just be glad you're skiing. Gapers is just part of the experience
Dec 7 2015 12:15PM
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Anesteezia
Posts: 239 - Karma: 1,386
Just go ski in the trees. Most gapers that try to ski the glades get fucked up.
Dec 7 2015 12:29PM
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Gryllz
Posts: 483 - Karma: 1,204
This thread is changing the world.. Its not like there are 100000s other threads like this
Dec 7 2015 3:04PM
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HAMNATION
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I love gapers they don't snake my lines or ski my freshies and they pay way fucking more for everything so I can buy a pass for less then a G. Try being fucking nice to them like if you see them trying to take a selfie of them and their family offer to take their picture for them and shit. Being nice to people in general is actually kind of fulfilling. Then I don't feel as bad when I almost smoke one airing a blind roller or cutting them in line.

If all of us just did one nice thing for some gapers every time we skied think of all the good we could do for these goobers. Just saying
Dec 7 2015 9:08PM
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Gryllz
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The fuckin way she goys
Dec 8 2015 5:13PM
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elcornholio
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My mountain has made it somewhat hard to access the park without going up the poma lift, which is somewhat hard for gapers to ride up.
Dec 8 2015 6:03PM
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chuckmarty
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I couldn't understand that seemingly random assortment of words at all.
Dec 8 2015 7:47PM
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bait
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gapers suck, but they keep ski resorts alive, beacause they provide tons of money. Mad river glen is almost gaper free, but theres no park
Dec 8 2015 7:53PM
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Deforestation
Posts: 1606 - Karma: 3,194
schjfJust be glad you're skiing. Gapers is just part of the experience


*are

SkierLoganThis thread is changing the world.. Its not like there are 100000s other threads like this


You joined this week
Dec 8 2015 8:23PM
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fries
Posts: 2978 - Karma: 7,521
Isis_rocks*are



You joined this week


Correct me if i'm wrong, but isn't 'you're' a contraction for 'You' & 'Are'?
Dec 8 2015 8:37PM
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Deforestation
Posts: 1606 - Karma: 3,194
schjfCorrect me if i'm wrong, but isn't 'you're' a contraction for 'You' & 'Are'?


Are as opposed to is
Dec 8 2015 8:46PM
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Bogs
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HAMNATIONBeing nice to people in general is actually kind of fulfilling.


Too true. Gapers won't bother you if you don't let them. Whenever I see someone who's fallen and lost a ski or pole or something I always try to stop and help them. Mountains a much nicer, friendly place when you see other people as potential friends instead of obstacles stopping you from doing what you want to do.

williamelliott1Mad river glen is almost gaper free, but theres no park


Yup. And don't think that that's a coincidence.
Dec 8 2015 8:54PM
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Huck-e-Cheese
Posts: 303 - Karma: 417
SkierLoganThis thread is changing the world.. Its not like there are 100000s other threads like this


says the guy with the "How to stop shinbang thread"
Dec 8 2015 9:10PM
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CHORIZO
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Huck-e-Cheesesays the guy with the "How to stop shinbang thread"


Its a serious issue that constantly needs updating with new and revolutionary ideas with new threads
Dec 8 2015 9:59PM
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Huck-e-Cheese
Posts: 303 - Karma: 417
CHORIZOIts a serious issue that constantly needs updating with new and revolutionary ideas with new threads


The only solutions are buy full tilts
Dec 8 2015 10:28PM
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BennyBagels
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you sir have clearly never been to Boreal.
Dec 8 2015 10:56PM
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BennyBagels
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You sir have clearly never been to Boreal.
Dec 8 2015 10:57PM
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CHORIZO
Posts: 2003 - Karma: 10,039
Huck-e-CheeseThe only solutions are buy full tilts


No way, have you tried using a cheese grater
Dec 8 2015 11:10PM
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Gryllz
Posts: 483 - Karma: 1,204
Isis_rocks*are



You joined this week


LOL butthurt.. skieradam is the guy i commented on his thread and it was in class while i was sitting next to him.. we are buds
Dec 8 2015 11:11PM
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Gryllz
Posts: 483 - Karma: 1,204
Huck-e-Cheesesays the guy with the "How to stop shinbang thread"


yes sir i did
Dec 8 2015 11:12PM
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Deforestation
Posts: 1606 - Karma: 3,194
SkierLoganLOL butthurt.. skieradam is the guy i commented on his thread and it was in class while i was sitting next to him.. we are buds


Sorry man, I only speak English. Maybe try rephrasing whatever the fuck this was?
Dec 8 2015 11:13PM
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Gryllz
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SkierLoganLOL butthurt.. skieradam is the guy i commented on his thread and it was in class while i was sitting next to him.. we are buds


hmm wrong thread, i roasted my buddy cause i told him to post a thread about gapers.. anyways Im sorry mane
Dec 8 2015 11:14PM
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Gryllz
Posts: 483 - Karma: 1,204
SkierLoganLOL butthurt.. skieradam is the guy i commented on his thread and it was in class while i was sitting next to him.. we are buds


hmm wrong thread, i roasted my buddy cause i told him to post a thread about gapers.. anyways Im sorry mane
Dec 8 2015 11:14PM
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Gryllz
Posts: 483 - Karma: 1,204
SkierLoganLOL butthurt.. skieradam is the guy i commented on his thread and it was in class while i was sitting next to him.. we are buds


hmm wrong thread, i roasted my buddy cause i told him to post a thread about gapers.. anyways Im sorry mane
Dec 8 2015 11:14PM
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Gryllz
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Isis_rocksSorry man, I only speak English. Maybe try rephrasing whatever the fuck this was?


idk what im saying. Let me start over. I told my friend adam to post a thread about gapers. So he did. I was looking for a gaper thread near the top and didnt check who posted it. I roasted the wrong personl. I am very sorry.
Dec 8 2015 11:18PM
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Deforestation
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SkierLoganidk what im saying. Let me start over. I told my friend adam to post a thread about gapers. So he did. I was looking for a gaper thread near the top and didnt check who posted it. I roasted the wrong personl. I am very sorry.


okie dokie
Dec 8 2015 11:20PM
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PeppermillReno
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Shitty skiiers in your way make a groomer/piste run far more interesting. The more of them there are the more fun the challenge of bombing past them at full speed is. Don't hit brakes just pick out the right line usually you want to come as close as possible to colliding with a known uphill quantity so that you can leave yourself more room and options for how you pass riders down hill to them who are probably taking turns across the entire trail. The only time a collision could ever possibly happen is if a slow skiier waits until the very last minute to turn and almost skiis into the trees when you are trying to pass on the edge of the trail and even if this happens they will be initiating a turn while you are going straight much faster than them and they will bounce off you.


Its mad dank splitting a gaper dad closely following his child at full speed I don't know why it seems like Im the only person who enjoys that stuff on here.
Dec 8 2015 11:42PM
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Huck-e-Cheese
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SkierLoganidk what im saying. Let me start over. I told my friend adam to post a thread about gapers. So he did. I was looking for a gaper thread near the top and didnt check who posted it. I roasted the wrong personl. I am very sorry.


Well needless to say, everyone involved in this thread is HILARIOUS
Dec 9 2015 6:49AM
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