my jones insulting days are over.

my dick is 12 inches.....AROUND! think about it...
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 'The prestige of government has undoubtedly been lowered considerably by the prohibition law. For nothing is more destructive of respect for the government and the law of the land than passing laws which cannot be enforced. It is an open secret that the dangerous increase of crime in this country is closely connected with this.'
-Albert Einstein
'My First Impression of the U.S.A.', 1921

My days are still goin strong

assfingerer




The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and he rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - J()nes

'I like little boys' - Phrosty

There's nothing I respect more than someone who can make me laugh

'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me

ya well gateskate is banned so i guess his days are realy over...and skipipm dodnt feel lonley now that your lover is gone...you syill have your father to play with your asshole...


'Its like that and its like this, i took her to the pad and we started to kiss, now my dicks all hard, ya know what im thinkin, took the panties off and the pussy was stinkin, pulled of my drawers and started to begin, now the pussys wet so my dick slides in' - Easy E

'fuckin bitch im all sorts of hamereds fucky ou pussy haha' - bitchassphatz

'after my little brother's backside got sore he moved on to me, saturday nights are so fun with gateskate'- skipimp

haven't seen jones for a while either, wonder if he got banned like the rest of us.


So chill on your porch and drink your fortys, and if somebody gives you any crap just tell 'em 'I'm chillin''