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WHAT IF SNOW WAS WARM?

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JEWmanji
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Me and a friend were talking about how he hates the cold and if snow was warm he would be more into skiing. So this thought blew my mind, would skiing be relatively the same? would cold melt snow? would a lot more people ski? Weird thought but just imagine it.
Dec 2 2015 2:34AM
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Kim_Jong_Un
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Go home OP you're drunk.
Tell your '"friend" to get a grip.
Dec 2 2015 3:55AM
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Anesteezia
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I don't care what temperature, color, texture, weight, or size the goddamn snowflakes are... I just want some to fall out of the fucking sky so I can ride my skis. Is that too much to ask, snowgods, you little shits. Is that too much to ask!?
Dec 2 2015 6:57AM
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theabortionator
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that guy thats baked as fuck.jpeg
Dec 2 2015 7:47AM
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Willows
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AlsoKnownAsthat guy thats baked as fuck.jpeg


Dec 2 2015 9:04AM
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Lonely
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I like the cold but if someone could make some snowish substance that doesn't melt unless it's like 70 it'd be sweet
Dec 2 2015 9:24AM
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JohnThatWasTits
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Don't do drugs guys, you'll turn into OP
Dec 2 2015 10:15AM
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Shoey-Ski
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LonelyI like the cold but if someone could make some snowish substance that doesn't melt unless it's like 70 it'd be sweet


Some scientist needs to get on this
Dec 2 2015 11:04AM
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CabbyArrant
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Shoey-SkiSome scientist needs to get on this


sodium poly-acrelate
Dec 2 2015 12:40PM
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NinetyFour
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I've always wanted to ski on a mountain of ice cream. That would be pretty cool, probably messy as hell though.
Dec 2 2015 1:13PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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The real question is what if toilet seats in public restrooms were warm.
Dec 2 2015 5:17PM
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Shoey-Ski
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Dennis_ReynoldsThe real question is what if toilet seats in public restrooms were warm.


The real question is whyy???
Dec 2 2015 5:22PM
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michigan_hoopty
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AnesteeziaI don't care what temperature, color, texture, weight, or size the goddamn snowflakes are... I just want some to fall out of the fucking sky so I can ride my skis. Is that too much to ask, snowgods, you little shits. Is that too much to ask!?


HOLY FUCKING TITS! PREACH BRUTHA
Dec 2 2015 5:22PM
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elcornholio
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NinetyFourI've always wanted to ski on a mountain of ice cream. That would be pretty cool, probably messy as hell though.


I remember googling this when I was like 10 and being frustrated that no one has had the same question. Glad I'm not alone!
Dec 2 2015 6:00PM
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dmski
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I'll just leave this here.

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/798042/Frozen--quot-In-Summer-quot--song----Official---HD
Dec 2 2015 6:01PM
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ethanzatta
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a lot more people would ski because most people r pussies and stay inside all winter and complain about how it sucks
Dec 2 2015 6:26PM
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JohnBolea
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but then what about outerwear companies you would ski in a t-shirt no jackets or anything.
Dec 2 2015 7:53PM
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doot
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this is hands down the best thread on ns
Dec 2 2015 8:00PM
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Squirrel_Murphy
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The ski hill would smell like ball sweat and stinky poon tang





























CONSTANTLY
Dec 2 2015 8:04PM
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.otto.
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With climate change and all we need some scientist to fuck some shit up and make a type of water that can be blown above 28 degrees... midwesteners are strugling so far getting anywhere towards 28 so if some one could just science some shit that would be great
Dec 2 2015 8:11PM
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doot
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.otto.With climate change and all we need some scientist to fuck some shit up and make a type of water that can be blown above 28 degrees... midwesteners are strugling so far getting anywhere towards 28 so if some one could just science some shit that would be great


"make a type of water"
Dec 2 2015 8:17PM
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_69
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JEWmanjiMe and a friend were talking about how he hates the cold and if snow was warm he would be more into skiing. So this thought blew my mind, would skiing be relatively the same? would cold melt snow? would a lot more people ski? Weird thought but just imagine it.

If snow was warm, there would be no outerwear.



Steeze=Impossible

Warm snow=2/10 would not bang
Dec 2 2015 8:42PM
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SteadySpaghetti
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no, theres something about the coldness that makes it unique, the way we have to dress, the feeling when u fall, the frozen water at the bottom of your sweatshirt
Dec 2 2015 9:10PM
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Lonely
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johnboleabut then what about outerwear companies you would ski in a t-shirt no jackets or anything.


Clearly they would just need to branch off into some steezy man thongs
Dec 2 2015 9:14PM
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McRib
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Tall Tee would be the biggest company in skiing
Dec 2 2015 10:11PM
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Deepskier
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Picture of warm snow:
Dec 2 2015 10:23PM
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trannyfinder.edu
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A 100% legit question OP, how high were you when this was made? (On marijuanas)
Dec 2 2015 10:24PM
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hot_ham
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Dennis_ReynoldsThe real question is what if toilet seats in public restrooms were warm.


Come to japan.

Warm public toilet seats... I'm not convinced. Just feels like the last guy dropped a huge shit before you walked in
Dec 2 2015 10:56PM
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tris10radeka
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It would be called water
Dec 3 2015 7:57AM
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dustygoldflakes
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The thread you are looking for is "the official I'm high thread".
Dec 3 2015 8:44AM
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.otto.
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masterofnone"make a type of water"



yes, but if that doesnt work, add some chemical shits to the water that changes its composition a bit and lets it freeze at a higher temp
Dec 3 2015 9:06AM
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supersquid
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OP: *Hits blunt*...... Whoa dude what if snow as warm but it was still snow?
Friend: Whoa dude your a genius, ask newschoolers
Dec 3 2015 9:06AM
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JEWmanji
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jmellberg800OP: *Hits blunt*...... Whoa dude what if snow as warm but it was still snow?
Friend: Whoa dude your a genius, ask newschoolers


hehe
Dec 3 2015 9:34AM
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CHORIZO
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I would probably stick my dick in it
Dec 3 2015 9:53AM
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.Hugo.
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What if monkeys flew outta your ass?
Dec 3 2015 10:06AM
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