Replying to Help me harden the f*** up

Guys so I'm just chillin here at mi casa, and my gf brought over a massive bowl of cookie dough to bake and take it to her parents house later for dinner.

Only problem, is that I keep eating the damn stuff, and pretty much ate most the bowl. Its fucking delicious, I cant stop eating it. How the fuck do I stop myself? Like damnit I hate having no self control.

Pls help, for the sake that is all good and holy, in his name we afterbang, Todd Walnutz