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Help me harden the f*** up

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tac0.slayer
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Guys so I'm just chillin here at mi casa, and my gf brought over a massive bowl of cookie dough to bake and take it to her parents house later for dinner.

Only problem, is that I keep eating the damn stuff, and pretty much ate most the bowl. Its fucking delicious, I cant stop eating it. How the fuck do I stop myself? Like damnit I hate having no self control.

Pls help, for the sake that is all good and holy, in his name we afterbang, Todd Walnutz
Nov 25 2015 3:49PM
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HamFaceGirl
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lol
Nov 25 2015 4:12PM
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WidelyHomier
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buy a tube of the shit and eat that
Nov 25 2015 4:23PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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Only way to harden up
Nov 25 2015 4:39PM
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iFlip
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Stick a finger down your throat and puke it all up. You will have the taste of bile and cookie dough mixed together, which will make the idea of eating more cookie dough seem absolutely disgusting.
Nov 25 2015 4:48PM
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Squirrel_Murphy
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I don't see a problem here, eat more cookie dough, get soft, play with your own tits.
Nov 25 2015 4:59PM
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Sno.
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Squirrel_MurphyI don't see a problem here, eat more cookie dough, get soft, play with your own tits.


lawl
Nov 25 2015 5:07PM
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Elg
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Squirrel_MurphyI don't see a problem here, eat more cookie dough, get soft, play with your own tits.


It feels good, AND it feels good!
Nov 25 2015 5:08PM
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KimJong-Illest
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but think the fatter you get, the faster gravity will pull you down the hill, and the more bitches you'll get
Nov 25 2015 5:13PM
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steezburgereddie
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put poison in them to discourage yourself from eating them. if you still cant resist eating them then your pretty much fucked.
Nov 25 2015 5:32PM
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whoa-dere
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Nov 25 2015 6:04PM
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crotchvent
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I would suggest doing coca ine that way you do coca ine instead of eating cookie dough.
Nov 25 2015 9:51PM
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Titus69
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STOP. I hate 3-4 golf ball sized pieces when making a batch last summer and 30 minutes later....Crazy diarrhea with a hint of fiarrhea, I havent taken a bite of dough since then. Shits so bad to eat raw.

Have a nice dinner.
Nov 25 2015 10:07PM
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tac0.slayer
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*STATUS UPDATE LIVE FROM THE BATHROOM*

So I pretty much ate the whole thing, currently regreting that decision, as I'm pretty sure my digestive system is clogged for the next month.

And Thanksgiving hasn't even started yet.....
Nov 25 2015 11:14PM
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tac0.slayer
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*POST BATHROOM UPDATE*

Predictions were right, constipation was imminent.
Nov 25 2015 11:15PM
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Hypno_Cat
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tac0.slayer*POST BATHROOM UPDATE*

Predictions were right, constipation was imminent.



i recommend Dulcolax
Nov 25 2015 11:44PM
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SFB
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tac0.slayer*POST BATHROOM UPDATE*

Predictions were right, constipation was imminent.

weak ass digestive system little bitch
Nov 26 2015 12:42AM
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KimJong-Illest
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Recommend to stop being a bitch
Nov 26 2015 11:16AM
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Titus69
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tac0.slayer*POST BATHROOM UPDATE*

Predictions were right, constipation was imminent.


Lol for me that shit was a laxative, hope all is well.



Happy thanksgiving
Nov 26 2015 11:22AM
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Deepskier
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Jerk it
Nov 26 2015 11:52AM
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ZeechMcHuck
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DeepskierJerk it


well, yea i guess its worth a shot.
Nov 26 2015 3:24PM
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Deepskier
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GnarlsBarkleywell, yea i guess its worth a shot.


But his girls there so hit it but remember when the river runs red take the dirt path.
Nov 26 2015 7:28PM
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gatley-o9mil.
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KimJong-IllestRecommend to stop being a bitch


Recomend listening to kim he's an expert in being a little bitch
Nov 27 2015 8:02PM
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KimJong-Illest
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gatley-o9mil.Recomend listening to kim he's an expert in being a little bitch

exactly!
Nov 27 2015 10:56PM
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iH8pow
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Dennis_ReynoldsOnly way to harden up


ONLY 364 DAYS UNTIL NEXT YEARS HOCKEY TRYOUTS, TIME TO TOUGHEN UP!
Nov 27 2015 11:43PM
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