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I think my friend is gay

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steezybateezy
Posts: 11 - Karma: 450
Hello NS, so I'm gonna cut to the chase, this post is backed up by stereotypes and assumptions but I may have a valid case. I'm just going to lay down some pointers via bullet list on actions he has taken that make me think he is gay.
-He has sent us pictures of his dick (not on accident) and has asked for us to send him pictures of our dicks. I had a dick pick on my phone that I sent to a chick, he went on my phone will I was sleeping and sent it to himself using Instagram so I wouldnt see it, (thats what I am guessing his idea was) I confronted him asking him why the fuck he would do that, he blew it off and didn't say anything about it. This is my most valid case of why I think he is gay.
-He is also super homophobic, and most gays are super homophobic before they come out of the closet says my lesbian friend thats a counselor. I am not saying if you are homophobic you are gay, but I am saying if you are gay you might have been homophobic sometime in your life, maybe.
-My least valid point is the car he drives and his apparel is super obnoxious and in your face, and its overly weird. (see least valid point)
-He is super weird when it comes to me dating a chick, he constantly tries to get me to break up with her, and he has searched for things that he thought for sure would separate us.

However he has fornicated with a chick, but she did look like a dude, so what do you think NS, am I super stereotypical or do I have a valid case? Is my friend gay?
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Nov 23 2015 7:32PM
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proZach
Posts: 7163 - Karma: 919
when you have sex with him, does he like it?
Nov 23 2015 7:34PM
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HamFaceGirl
Posts: 5242 - Karma: 2,684
I'm gay!!!!!
I SAID IT
Nov 23 2015 7:37PM
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steezybateezy
Posts: 11 - Karma: 450
proZachwhen you have sex with him, does he like it?


I believe so, he always shouts "I am gay, I am so gay" but its still iffy, I'm not sure if he is gay, he hasn't given solid clues.
Nov 23 2015 7:37PM
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B.Ryan
Posts: 322 - Karma: 1,142
steezybateezy-He has sent us pictures of his dick (not on accident) and has asked for us to send him pictures of our dicks.


if that doesn't answer your question i don't know what does.
Nov 23 2015 7:42PM
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FrenchFry
Posts: 969 - Karma: 3,432
cannot tell if this is serious or not. But if this is... you're a moron
Nov 23 2015 7:44PM
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Squirrel_Murphy
Posts: 2195 - Karma: 1,165
Does he get a boner when you perform buttsecks on him?

























If he does, there's a good chance he's gay......and you should give him the courtesy reach-around.
Nov 23 2015 7:53PM
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Anesteezia
Posts: 239 - Karma: 1,386
Just ask him if he likes butt stuff.
Nov 23 2015 8:06PM
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Crispy.
Posts: 6119 - Karma: 7,721
Just ask him if he's gay?
Nov 23 2015 8:09PM
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cornholio
Posts: 3952 - Karma: 3,057
does he drive a wrx?
Nov 23 2015 8:11PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,152
he's sending you fake pictures of his dick--his dick actually has something wrong with it, so he wants to see yours to see if he has a normal dick.









just kidding. kid is gay.
Nov 23 2015 8:13PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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cornholiodoes he drive a wrx?


the most important question here.
Nov 23 2015 8:18PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 19,059
steezybateezyI'm

gay[/quote]

:/
Nov 23 2015 8:26PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 19,059
Dennis_Reynoldsgay

:/


fuck
Nov 23 2015 8:26PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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Dennis_Reynoldsgay

:/


Dennis_Reynoldsfuck


at least I tried
Nov 23 2015 8:29PM
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skittiti
Posts: 172 - Karma: 434
who cares if he's gay, i'd be more concerned with what he'll do with that dick pic of yours
Nov 23 2015 8:29PM
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.FRY.
Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,864
if he's stealing dick pics off your phone then he has other problems
Nov 23 2015 8:40PM
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Sno.
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steezybateezyhe blew it off


go on, OP
Nov 23 2015 8:49PM
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Mattl17
Posts: 42 - Karma: 95
He has sent us pictures of his dick



What else do you need to know
Nov 23 2015 10:48PM
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cornholio
Posts: 3952 - Karma: 3,057
Mattl17He has sent us pictures of his dick



What else do you need to know


if he drives a wrx
Nov 23 2015 10:49PM
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SamtheEagle
Posts: 1658 - Karma: 713
make out with him and see if he gets hard
Nov 23 2015 10:53PM
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Lus146
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cornholiodoes he drive a wrx?


What are you saying about Subies?
Nov 23 2015 10:54PM
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Sno.
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SamtheEaglemake out with him and see if he gets hard


this. or get hard with him and see if you make out?
Nov 23 2015 10:55PM
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Snowgoner
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you should stone him for being a f@g
Nov 23 2015 11:07PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 52146 - Karma: 168,477
Idk if he's gay but now he's g pictures of your wiener. The more likely scenario is that he is building a database of dick pics, cataloged by name, so that if any of you ever get famous, he can send them to TMZ. Not a bad business strategy. This will likely work into a blackmail situation as well.

I would start buying him things, stay on his good side, and establish a solid friendship now before it's too late.
Nov 23 2015 11:13PM
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Twerk
Posts: 252 - Karma: 1,059
Just straight up ask him.
Nov 23 2015 11:26PM
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Snowgoner
Posts: 5047 - Karma: 966
AlsoKnownAsIdk if he's gay but now he's g pictures of your wiener. The more likely scenario is that he is building a database of dick pics, cataloged by name, so that if any of you ever get famous, he can send them to TMZ. Not a bad business strategy. This will likely work into a blackmail situation as well.

I would start buying him things, stay on his good side, and establish a solid friendship now before it's too late.


you're starting to piss me off. i think it's cause you think you're really funny but you're not
Nov 23 2015 11:37PM
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theabortionator
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Shewlur...you're starting to piss me off. i think it's cause you think you're really funny but you're not


Nov 23 2015 11:42PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,152
Shewlur...you're starting to piss me off. i think it's cause you think you're really funny but you're not


hey...fuck you, Shewlur.
Nov 23 2015 11:57PM
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CHORIZO
Posts: 2003 - Karma: 10,039
Sometimes ill take a bath an take a pic of my dik so it looks like the kraken is attacking a ship and send it to some friends. Not gay
Nov 24 2015 12:02AM
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McNoche
Posts: 1731 - Karma: 3,661
I send dick pics all the time and not gay. On the contrary, I've boned 'Asknownas$' mom up the butt like 20 times. No lube also, tearing that shit up.
Nov 24 2015 12:20AM
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CHORIZO
Posts: 2003 - Karma: 10,039
McNocheI send dick pics all the time and not gay. On the contrary, I've boned 'Asknownas$' mom up the butt like 20 times. No lube also, tearing that shit up.


Thankyou for joining ns
Nov 24 2015 12:56AM
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syrup.
Posts: 644 - Karma: 302
group shower will solve your query.
1. get in shower
2. turn on water
3. take off clothes
4. gently brush his flaccid dick with four fingers, keeping thumb close to palm
5. stare into his eyes
6. fuck him, cmon take one for the team if you want your answer, jackass
Nov 24 2015 1:21AM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37817 - Karma: 125,775
Shewlur...you're starting to piss me off. i think it's cause you think you're really funny but you're not


Why so much salt, its just the internet, friend? :•]
Nov 24 2015 2:47AM
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proZach
Posts: 7163 - Karma: 919
.Fryif he's stealing dick pics off your phone then he has other problems


or not enough dick pics
Nov 24 2015 7:17AM
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Byron_tha_gr8
Posts: 4573 - Karma: 14,302
PICS NEEDED FOR SCIENCE OP
Nov 24 2015 8:01AM
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GayWolf420
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Byron_tha_gr8PICS NEEDED FOR SCIENCE OP


pretty dank karma rating, tbh with you. nice work.
Nov 24 2015 9:02AM
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ianrich511
Posts: 511 - Karma: 723
Real question is who just has dick pics on their phone? Did you take the picture being like "ahh thats one to remember"? Like it was the last time you would see it.
Nov 24 2015 9:08AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 52146 - Karma: 168,477
ianrich511Real question is who just has dick pics on their phone? Did you take the picture being like "ahh thats one to remember"? Like it was the last time you would see it.



I do. Sometimes you gotta have a few on deck so you can trade sexy pics.
Nov 24 2015 5:03PM
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Mingg
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ianrich511Real question is who just has dick pics on their phone? Did you take the picture being like "ahh thats one to remember"? Like it was the last time you would see it.


I just send the same 3 nudes to everyone who asks so that I don't have to keep retaking them.
Nov 24 2015 5:09PM
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swaggerboi
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MinggI just send the same 3 nudes to everyone who asks so that I don't have to keep retaking them.


well if its that convenient...
Nov 24 2015 5:19PM
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im_Mongo
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I sent a picture of my dick to a friend on snapchat but it was made to look like a rocket with colouring tool going towards a star. Don't think gay
Nov 24 2015 5:33PM
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steezybateezy
Posts: 11 - Karma: 450
What should I do NS? This is my alias account on NS, because said gay kid is on NS and he would get salty if I told all of NS he was gay, should I ask him? Also he isn't much of a friend, he's a real douche, and I don't like talking to him. I'm in a pickle.
Nov 24 2015 5:57PM
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.Hugo.
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steezybateezyWhat should I do NS? This is my alias account on NS, because said gay kid is on NS and he would get salty if I told all of NS he was gay, should I ask him? Also he isn't much of a friend, he's a real douche, and I don't like talking to him. I'm in a pickle.


Now you have to say who it is. Because now he knows who you are
Nov 24 2015 6:03PM
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steezybateezy
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Fred_BearNow you have to say who it is. Because now he knows who you are


This is my alias account, only I know who I am.
Nov 24 2015 6:13PM
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corona
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does his dick taste like shit?
Nov 24 2015 6:14PM
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.Hugo.
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steezybateezyThis is my alias account, only I know who I am.


He'll recognize the story lol
Nov 24 2015 6:14PM
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galaxia
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Fred_BearHe'll recognize the story lol


no he wont, story is made up, details are embellished. I know this because OP is ugly AF and no guy or girl would be attracted to him, much less steal his dick pic. Mostly, I feel bad for the girl that he spammed with that thing. Bummer. Hurts to say, but shit is ridiculous
Nov 24 2015 6:21PM
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Mingg
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galaxiano he wont, story is made up, details are embellished. I know this because OP is ugly AF and no guy or girl would be attracted to him, much less steal his dick pic. Mostly, I feel bad for the girl that he spammed with that thing. Bummer. Hurts to say, but shit is ridiculous


ooooohhhh shiiittttt
Nov 24 2015 6:25PM
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.Hugo.
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galaxiano he wont, story is made up, details are embellished. I know this because OP is ugly AF and no guy or girl would be attracted to him, much less steal his dick pic. Mostly, I feel bad for the girl that he spammed with that thing. Bummer. Hurts to say, but shit is ridiculous


Fuckin right hahahaha
Nov 24 2015 6:26PM
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steezybateezy
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galaxiano he wont, story is made up, details are embellished. I know this because OP is ugly AF and no guy or girl would be attracted to him, much less steal his dick pic. Mostly, I feel bad for the girl that he spammed with that thing. Bummer. Hurts to say, but shit is ridiculous


Actual facts are infact actual
Nov 24 2015 6:52PM
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