Funniest moment on skis?

this one time I reposted like a shitload, Actually wasn't that funny

I once saw a bunch of gaper people speaking a foreign language I think middle eastern racing each other down the hill every run and each run one of at least three of them ended up running into each other at full speed out of control. It was quite entertaining while hiking the pre-season rails.

We had this little jump we all hit and do little 360's at the entrance of the park, and one day I decided I want to back flip it. So I waited up top to get more speed, and right when m dropping this dad and his son come stop right after the lip. So I'm like "fuck it" and decide to keep going. I went full Candide Thovex and jumped directly over the little kid. I landed and all my homies were laughing, then the dad said "you wouldn't be laughing if his head was cut off". Then he went down and told ski patrol. When I got to the bottom, ski patrol looked right at me and didn't give a fuck. I was stoked

I was hiking for some lines on the mountain early season shredding with a few homies. The roads near the bottom of the mountain were all bare concrete, so we were sliding across the roads while flying down the last portion of the mountain. I got a bit too ambitious while hauling ass, and went for this huge slide across the road. I ended up double ejecting to the dome while still on the road, and after slamming and looking up I was almost able to reach out and touch the snow on the other side of the road. All the squad was right behind with a perfect view...I can still hear their chuckles/noises of awe.

skittitiokay. few questions here:

1) pls convert meter to feet, cause america
2) did the phone slide into or out of your pocket?
3) if into, how the fuck did that happen? and why is that unfortunate?
4) if out of, that makes more sense than the previous q.

'grats on the 360 tho, sounds s'hype

The iPhone slide into my pocket, unfortunatly was ironicle haha i guess someone lost it few time ago. Realy lucky

Panda_with_Gunswait...did you steal the iphone? or did it slide out of your pocket? how is any of this funny? why am I asking so many questions? do i have aspergers? did i bang op's mom? FIND OUT NEXT WEEK

Haha yes i did steal the iPhone just after my 360, and it's funny because im fucking lucky

first crash I ever had skiing ended with me looking like a sushi roll in the orange barrier netting with my skis stuck through several times. I had to lay there until people came and got my skis off. took a solid five minutes for me to be spotted and unrolled from my netting trap.