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Sex in the woods right off the trail didnt even bother taking the skis off. Kind of helped she hugged a tree and i could use the skis to slide back and forth no trusting needed that day.
buzzedSex in the woods right off the trail didnt even bother taking the skis off. Kind of helped she hugged a tree and i could use the skis to slide back and forth no trusting needed that day.
before the grammar queens get all uppty, **thrusting**
just got my Moment Rockers (best ski I have ever used). Headed up to Granite peak for an early season rip, knew there wasn't gonna be a lot going on so we grabbed some beers to have on the lift. Had some beers, skied, developed an excellent buzz. Figured, "these skis are rockered, should be able to nollie everything". Ducked off the trail and tried to nollie up one of those side...ramp...things that get carved out by kids. Got my tips caught in the snow, they like trebuchet'd and recoiled, sending me face first into the snow, pretty much right under the lift. Funnier for my buds at the time, but I can appreciate the humor.
Honestly the funniest moments I have skiing is when myself or one of my friends is sliding to go switch and catches an edge. Everyone tries to make it look clean when they're going switch and when they catch an edge it all goes to shit so fast
boot skiing last year with a bunch of people and im going way faster than everyone else. I flew off a small jump, that no one else hit, and landed it perfectly. I automatically was the shit, then i hit a little rut in the snow and slammed my face into the ground.
During closing weekend, the east coast still had so much snow so my friends and I, for my birthday, all went up to a local mountain and for shits and giggles I was in a gorilla suit, two were in bananas and my one greedy friend who refused to spend 15$ on a banana suit, I mean when is a banana suit not come in handy, went in as a gnome, while another was in a penguin who also did not but a banana suit. So we got there and did some tree skiing now since this mountain is cool with you skiing wherever to get some fresh snow you sometimes have to hit the side country. Long story kinda short three of us, a banana, a penguin, and I (the guriLia) got lost and almost skied all the way down the valley. We found our way and had to hike in three feet of powder back, finally made it but had no option other than skiing down the tubing hill. THE WHOLE DAMN MOUNTAIN AND LODGE GOT TO SEE A PEGUIN AND BANANA BEING CHASED DOWN THE TUBING HILL BY A PURPLE GURILA.
One time I was shredding some trees that led into a catwalk, which I didn't realize. I came out going pretty fast and completely took out this gaper. He freaked the fuck out and told me, "Get your head out of your butt." Luckily I was wearing a GoPro and recorded it all hahaha it was such an uncomfortable conversation. I did feel bad because I hit him pretty hard but he was still a huge asshole.
once me and my good friend were skiing through the forest. we were going pretty fast but some little chinese tourist kid was just flying past. he managed to stop himself before a big drop and we passed him. then we stopped at another drop and he was coming in HOT about to hit us. we jumped out of the way quick but he decided to just hit a tree instead. he stopped moving and was just flattened on the tree but his skis and poles popped off and kept going down the trail. i bet that tree really fucked him up
i was skiing with my friend a few years ago, and he's not very good at skiing. I thought it would be a good idea to take him into a glade, which I thought was easy, because he couldn't do any park. Apparenyly it wasn't easy for him, and he fell into this big ass tree well. He was literally upside down, completely inside of this thing with only his skis and boots sticking out. It was the funniest fucking thing ever, until i tried to help him out, lost my balance, and fell down and slid into my very own tree well. it took us like an hour to get out of them
When I was 7 I just started skiing glades and I liked them I thought they were fun until one day close to the end of the season I found a little sticky patch by accident and my skis stuck and my boots popped off and I frontflipped onto my ass and slid down the run until I hit a small tree. It hurt so much I wanted to call the ski patrol but then I realized it was almost lunch time so I bolted got my skis, skied down to finish the run and got to the lodge to get some food in under 10 mins... fat 7 year old me.
Nicholas.Suchywe made a jump that was way too kicky.... friend got shot into an accidental triple......well 2 and a half
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/claim x7
MinggPretty much will never live this down.
i must have watched this 1000 times by now
as for me, mine was a lot more entertaining for my buds, as i was in quite a bit of pain. was skiing down the final bit of the mountain to get to lift, and hauling ass cause nobody else was around. somebody hit the jump a bit farther of the hill, and bailed, and one of his skis was missing a brake. i didn't see the thing coming, i just felt something go across the back of my skis and then i got catapulted. frontflipped right into the bush put up around the snowmakers, and couldnt get out for a solid 5 minutes, friends all were laughing their asses off at the bottom. finally got out, my friends chased down the guy who did it but he got on other lift pretty quick so we couldnt get him. still have a huge dent on the back of my skis where contact was made. funny now, painful then
as an opening day celebration, I draw satanic symbols on myself and scream this is for satan each trick. I even made a liftie touch my pentagram on my chest last year.
chill he's my bro he's makin fun of people like u who get all nazi about newschoolers like just f'ing talk who cares if its been said before and who cares how many posts they have everyone is a skier just relax and don't take time out of ur day to tell someone how many posts they have because that has no correlation to intelligence
SteadySpaghettichill he's my bro he's makin fun of people like u who get all nazi about newschoolers like just f'ing talk who cares if its been said before and who cares how many posts they have everyone is a skier just relax and don't take time out of ur day to tell someone how many posts they have because that has no correlation to intelligence
Watching racers get wrecked. Tops everything else then accidentally see some dude taking a piss.(we don't have trees in New Zealand so you gotta have balls to risk not getting seen) this guy freaks out and falls down, partly into his recently coloured snow and starts sliding down the mountain with pants around his ankles. Banterious time.
Powder day at Bachy last winter. Snowboarder friend and I were booking it down the mountain slashing and just fucking around because there was so much snow. When we were doing about 50mph we collided and well long story short I spent 15 minutes walking up and down the hill to get my skis and poles. Luckily the great amount of snow softened the fall.
My roommate and I spent most of last season figuring out how to go off a jump while I was skiing through his legs... I slammed my face into more man ass than I would care to admit.
(We eventually stomped it though)
tschumsPost your funniest story while skiing, those stories that you still laugh about every time it gets brought up!
I Was landing one the best 360 í've done in my Life and 10 meter after where an iPhone 4s on the snow :) wich slide in my pocket unfortunatly haha, it was 9 am, and the day just started. It was a f******g good day :p
Paul0323I Was landing one the best 360 í've done in my Life and 10 meter after where an iPhone 4s on the snow :) wich slide in my pocket unfortunatly haha, it was 9 am, and the day just started. It was a f******g good day :p
Paul0323I Was landing one the best 360 í've done in my Life and 10 meter after where an iPhone 4s on the snow :) wich slide in my pocket unfortunatly haha, it was 9 am, and the day just started. It was a f******g good day :p
wait...did you steal the iphone? or did it slide out of your pocket? how is any of this funny? why am I asking so many questions? do i have aspergers? did i bang op's mom? FIND OUT NEXT WEEK
Paul0323I Was landing one the best 360 í've done in my Life and 10 meter after where an iPhone 4s on the snow :) wich slide in my pocket unfortunatly haha, it was 9 am, and the day just started. It was a f******g good day :p
okay. few questions here:
1) pls convert meter to feet, cause america
2) did the phone slide into or out of your pocket?
3) if into, how the fuck did that happen? and why is that unfortunate?
4) if out of, that makes more sense than the previous q.
Tried to ski across a patch of grass like Candide... got fucking launched out of my skis and flew down the hill like a flying squirrel. I really wish I had a video.
This one time my friends and i set up this rail that went over a concrete barrier, so it was an up rail. And it was 12 at night so we were using my car for light. And i came off the rail and skied over my friends skis and fell over and smashed my rear windshield with my pole.... this happend 5 days ago.
