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theabortionator
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The Story

My brother, Jacob, and I have always done things a little bit differently. Throughout our childhood (and early adulthood), our father told us to stop acting like "so goggles".(It's a northeast saying) So last September, we decided to stop acting "so goggles" and start making goggles.

We assembled a dedicated team and have been working tirelessly out of dorm rooms and car trunks to create shirts and jokes, to make the Goggle Life a reality. After months of prototyping and finding the perfect manufacturer, we're ready. Now it’s time to share it with you.

Where will your pledge go?

We have partnered with a top-notch manufacturer in Uzbekistan to manufacture these goggles with the consistent quality we demand, and your pledge will go toward the minimum factory order required to start:
Producing soft, comfortable, 100% panty dropping goggles, guaranteed to get you noticed in the park, on the lift, or anywhere.
Shipping soft, comfortable, 100%panty dropping goggles.
Relocating our headquarters from Albany NY to Wellington New Zealand.
Buying our season passes, ski gear, rent, food, my new tv, and other things.
Funny and entertaining photos, videos and news updates.



Anyway, if that doesn't convince, you, these are the most technologically advanced goggles ever built. We currently have 2 patents pending.


https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/the-most-technological-snow-goggle-on-the-planet#/
Nov 20 2015 9:01PM
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dustygoldflakes
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Well they will definitely get you noticed in the park, you weren't kidding about that
Dec 8 2015 8:46AM
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AGOF
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AlsoKnownAsIt's never too early to plan for global warming. You can use them for other things. Let's say you're baking a pie and the oven is set at 400, you want to lean in and look but it's hot. Slap on these goggles and you're good to go. Maybe you're trying to get that perfect selfie near an active volcano, your phone might melt, but your face wont.


So say I want to get this volcano selfie, do you have a fireproof balaclava so my lower face is as comfortable as my goggle covered area?
Dec 8 2015 10:39AM
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theabortionator
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A-cAllSo say I want to get this volcano selfie, do you have a fireproof balaclava so my lower face is as comfortable as my goggle covered area?


currently in pre production
Dec 8 2015 5:53PM
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OregonDead
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A-cAllSo say I want to get this volcano selfie, do you have a fireproof balaclava so my lower face is as comfortable as my goggle covered area?


Get ahead of the trend. It's gonna be even bigger than wild animal seflies are now.
Dec 8 2015 6:57PM
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AGOF
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OregonDeadGet ahead of the trend. It's gonna be even bigger than wild animal seflies are now.


Do molten metal shots in factories count? Time to rack up the trespassing charges
Dec 8 2015 7:02PM
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OregonDead
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A-cAllDo molten metal shots in factories count? Time to rack up the trespassing charges


Foundries etc. Yes, these goggles should open up a whole world of possibilities.
Dec 8 2015 7:07PM
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.boz
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I was tripping on mushrooms in class and made the mistake of opening this thread...made it about a page and had to leave the class...

everything about this is worthy of humanities highest awards
Dec 9 2015 12:56PM
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