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MY GF'S DAD LOOKS LIKE TIM DURTSCHI

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.GUCCI.
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I JUST MET HIM AND THEN SAW THIS OLD PIC

FUTURE TIM DURTSCHI....OR JUST TIM DURTSCHI IN OLD MAN DISGUISE????

THE FATHER:


TIM D:


TIM D'S REACTION:









btw add me on snap @tyroan_rediske
Nov 20 2015 4:58PM
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Plankton
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pics of said girlfriend?
Nov 20 2015 5:12PM
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purplepants420
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Planktonpics of said girlfriend?


preferably without many clothing articles
Nov 20 2015 5:16PM
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270on420out
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When he talks to you about how much he loves his daughter, maybe he'll bring out a pair of Bent Chetlers and start cleaning those rather than a shotgun
Nov 20 2015 5:16PM
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.GUCCI.
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Planktonpics of said girlfriend?


nollie.onpreferably without many clothing articles


Nov 20 2015 5:37PM
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.GUCCI.
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THEDIRTYBUBBLEWhen he talks to you about how much he loves his daughter, maybe he'll bring out a pair of Bent Chetlers and start cleaning those rather than a shotgun


"young man i'm sharpening my edges right now and if she's not back by 11 I will cut you"
Nov 20 2015 5:38PM
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chodo
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.GUCCI.


Looks like she knows how to really work a shaft! Would let churn my butter
Nov 20 2015 6:15PM
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.GUCCI.
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chodoLooks like she knows how to really work a shaft! Would let churn my butter


ded omfg lololol
Nov 20 2015 6:30PM
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NewEscuelers
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My decaying hamster buried in my backyard kind of looks like Fetty Wap
Nov 20 2015 6:35PM
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.GUCCI.
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NewEscuelersMy decaying hamster buried in my backyard kind of looks like Fetty Wap


1738 mayn
Nov 20 2015 7:12PM
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Chubz.
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Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
Nov 20 2015 7:16PM
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JonnyK
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10/10 great thread
Nov 20 2015 11:32PM
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FlavourCountry
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Tim Durtschi fucked your mom
Nov 21 2015 12:07AM
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Squirrel_Murphy
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Op, I just wanted to let you know that your caps lock key is on and you posted photos of your girlfriends dad with his shirt off who looks like a pro skier. I also wanted to let you know that if you have a thing for pro skiers, Gus Kenworthy is a good lookin dude fa sho and you may want to consider adding him to your list of T-Hall and Tim Durtschi whom you obviously already have a thing for. That would be a pretty well rounded foursome.
Nov 21 2015 12:19AM
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.GUCCI.
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Squirrel_MurphyOp, I just wanted to let you know that your caps lock key is on and you posted photos of your girlfriends dad with his shirt off who looks like a pro skier. I also wanted to let you know that if you have a thing for pro skiers, Gus Kenworthy is a good lookin dude fa sho and you may want to consider adding him to your list of T-Hall and Tim Durtschi whom you obviously already have a thing for. That would be a pretty well rounded foursome.


K COOL!
Nov 21 2015 12:44AM
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Mingg
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DILF
Nov 21 2015 12:55AM
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.GUCCI.
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MinggDILF


lolol my gf said, and I quote: "welp, my dad officially has more sex appeal than I"
Nov 21 2015 1:56AM
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Chubz.
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.GUCCI.lolol my gf said, and I quote: "welp, my dad officially has more sex appeal than I"


Did u bang him??
Nov 21 2015 4:21PM
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Panda_with_Guns
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Tims cousin Max went to school with me last year at Western State, they looked pretty similar, and Max throws down pretty damn hard himself. /claim
Nov 21 2015 5:16PM
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jwhopp
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ayy bruh dis dad savage af
Nov 21 2015 5:46PM
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Dadcore
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.GUCCI.


Nov 21 2015 5:52PM
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lIllI
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Have you ever noticed how Tim smiles upside-down like a storm trooper or Matt Damon?



Nov 21 2015 6:55PM
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Mingg
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lIllI


Damn.
That's hot.
Nov 21 2015 7:18PM
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QuantumMechanic
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Unless I'm missing something, how do you have his snapchat?
Nov 21 2015 8:13PM
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.GUCCI.
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Panda_with_GunsTims cousin Max went to school with me last year at Western State, they looked pretty similar, and Max throws down pretty damn hard himself. /claim


Max used to shred at alyeska super fucking hard
Nov 21 2015 10:53PM
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.GUCCI.
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QuantumMechanicUnless I'm missing something, how do you have his snapchat?


Tims? Super hardcore industry secrets....also because he put it on insta. Timdurtschi im pretty sure.
Nov 21 2015 10:55PM
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FrenchFry
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This is fucking amazing
Nov 21 2015 11:33PM
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