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Make me lol for a free brazzers account

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Blindsurfer
Posts: 2252 - Karma: 2,791
yo ns i have the login info on a legit brazzers account. post funny shit here whoever makes me lol hard gets the login info. go
Nov 19 2015 10:09PM
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gnar_whal
Posts: 1286 - Karma: 3,787
Nov 19 2015 10:11PM
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CHORIZO
Posts: 2003 - Karma: 10,039
Brazzers account? Dont you mean a collection of op's mom's home movies
Nov 20 2015 2:34AM
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CameraWiz
Posts: 735 - Karma: 2,112
Why did the cow cross the road?



To get to the udder side.
Nov 20 2015 3:42AM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,484
Nov 20 2015 7:59AM
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JakeBarrett
Posts: 1237 - Karma: 1,843
Whats green and has wheels??

...grass. I was lying about the wheels.
Nov 20 2015 3:39PM
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skittiti
Posts: 172 - Karma: 434
Blindsurferyo ns i have the login info on a legit brazzers account. post funny shit here whoever makes me lol hard gets the login info. go


this is a weird transaction. we make you laugh and you allow us to get our nut. something about this makes me uncomfortable.
Nov 20 2015 4:03PM
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FrenchFry
Posts: 969 - Karma: 3,432
dude. Please just give it to me. Had ACL surgery yesterday and won't be skiing all year.
Nov 20 2015 5:00PM
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TheBigApple
Posts: 1169 - Karma: 488
FrenchFrydude. Please just give it to me. Had ACL surgery yesterday and won't be skiing all year.


You could get a better hobby. Painting? Drawing? Crafts? Photography. I love when my friends are injured because then they film haha
Nov 20 2015 5:11PM
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FrenchFry
Posts: 969 - Karma: 3,432
TheBigAppleYou could get a better hobby. Painting? Drawing? Crafts? Photography. I love when my friends are injured because then they film haha


Haha dude i play guitar 24/7. And sing. But ya as soon as i can ill film
Nov 20 2015 6:05PM
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,175
Nov 20 2015 6:23PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11988 - Karma: 12,261
so a guy applies for a job with the L.A.P.D

Inspector says "These are the best qualifications I've ever seen, just one more test before you get the job. Take this gun, go out and shoot six black guys and a rabbit."

Guy replies "Why the rabbit?"

Inspector says "Fantastic attitude, you've got the job!"
Nov 20 2015 6:40PM
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GreeenTea
Posts: 125 - Karma: 181
A baby seal walked into a club..
Nov 20 2015 6:46PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11988 - Karma: 12,261
A family walks into a hotel and the father goes to the front desk and says "I hope the porn is disabled." The guy at the desk replies. "It's just regular porn you sick fuck."
Nov 20 2015 6:56PM
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Noha
Posts: 1281 - Karma: 2,684
JAHpow


The racism in this way outweighs the humor. - K...
Nov 20 2015 7:33PM
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,175
NohaThe racism in this way outweighs the humor. - K...


You sound like the type of guy who while on your knees would temble and beg pc principle to shove his cock into your weeping face.
Nov 20 2015 10:04PM
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JTCasper540_MN
Posts: 742 - Karma: 3,698
pee in her butt
Nov 20 2015 11:41PM
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Honey_Badger
Posts: 78 - Karma: 140

my meme that my friend came up with
Nov 21 2015 12:00AM
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r.simp
Posts: 361 - Karma: 670
https://youtu.be/ny0ix0OyO1c
Nov 21 2015 8:14AM
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Krotchs_Brother
Posts: 1133 - Karma: 3,006
NohaThe racism in this way outweighs the humor. - K...


The racism in it is the humour ..
Nov 21 2015 8:42AM
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Felice
Posts: 253 - Karma: 19
can't you fucking guys just get pussy on the street like everyone else. watching porn here and there is ok, but if you need porn and can't get pussy you are just a fucking pervert.

throw your computer out of the 50th floor of a Brooklyn apartment building, and start fucking for real again.
Nov 21 2015 11:22AM
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CHORIZO
Posts: 2003 - Karma: 10,039
facedownassupcan't you fucking guys just get pussy on the street like everyone else. watching porn here and there is ok, but if you need porn and can't get pussy you are just a fucking pervert.

throw your computer out of the 50th floor of a Brooklyn apartment building, and start fucking for real again.



You sound fucking frustrated
Nov 21 2015 11:37AM
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Felice
Posts: 253 - Karma: 19
CHORIZOYou sound fucking frustrated


when was the last time you got laid? you can't even get used pussy on Saint Catherines Street

dude you are FRUSTRATED

YOU HAVN'T BEEN LAID IN FUCKING 6 MONTHS

YOU ARE LIVING VICARIOUSLY THROUGH ME
Nov 21 2015 11:55AM
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plyswthsqrrls
Posts: 838 - Karma: 2,271
facedownassupwhen was the last time you got laid? you can't even get used pussy on Saint Catherines Street

dude you are FRUSTRATED

YOU HAVN'T BEEN LAID IN FUCKING 6 MONTHS

YOU ARE LIVING VICARIOUSLY THROUGH ME


anyone who's wants to be called "His Highness Hollywood" can't be getting laid with any type of regularity

I call bullshit on you
Nov 21 2015 12:02PM
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McNoche
Posts: 1731 - Karma: 3,661
facedownassupcan't you fucking guys just get pussy on the street like everyone else. watching porn here and there is ok, but if you need porn and can't get pussy you are just a fucking pervert.

throw your computer out of the 50th floor of a Brooklyn apartment building, and start fucking for real again.


Bro, Sticking your moms toothbrush up your buttohole while you jerk off doesn't count as getting laid.
Nov 21 2015 1:48PM
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Felice
Posts: 253 - Karma: 19
McNocheBro, Sticking your moms toothbrush up your buttohole while you jerk off doesn't count as getting laid.


do you know how fucking gay you sound, you are picturing and thinking about me putting a toothbrush up my ass?
Nov 21 2015 1:56PM
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r.simp
Posts: 361 - Karma: 670
Dub post because I messed the last one up but whoever gets the account might want this
Nov 21 2015 4:20PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,152
Blindsurferyo ns i have the login info on a legit brazzers account. post funny shit here whoever makes me lol hard gets the login info. go


why not just give the login info to everyone so that everyone can profit?
Nov 21 2015 4:51PM
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CHORIZO
Posts: 2003 - Karma: 10,039
Sno.why not just give the login info to everyone so that everyone can profit?


Cuz everyone is into different stuff and i dont want to watch suggested videos from you watching all that ebony
Nov 21 2015 5:11PM
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*DUMBCAN*
Posts: 2447 - Karma: 5,628
Ha, I found why OP has a free account

Nov 21 2015 5:35PM
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Mattl17
Posts: 42 - Karma: 95
McNocheBro, Sticking your moms toothbrush up your buttohole while you jerk off doesn't count as getting laid.



This...give it to him OP
Nov 21 2015 6:30PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11988 - Karma: 12,261
facedownassupcan't you fucking guys just get pussy on the street like everyone else. watching porn here and there is ok, but if you need porn and can't get pussy you are just a fucking pervert.

throw your computer out of the 50th floor of a Brooklyn apartment building, and start fucking for real again.


it's more about getting something for free that you'd usually have to pay for by doing something as little as making someone laugh.

but yeah i'm a huge pervert too.
Nov 21 2015 6:56PM
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jibberjabber26
Posts: 34 - Karma: 77
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Nov 23 2015 12:05AM
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jibberjabber26
Posts: 34 - Karma: 77
jibberjabber26.


Arhhhh sorry if fucked the pics up
Nov 23 2015 12:53AM
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JTTrembles
Posts: 1108 - Karma: 1,907
I don't if you guys even noticed, but I was SO happy it was international men's day a few days ago. Men have constantly been over looked throughout history and Its really nice to finally be able to say "This is our day."
Nov 23 2015 2:05AM
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Twinjibber77
Posts: 6239 - Karma: 2,354
Is this just the standard account or do you get the extras or showcases? The standard is sub-par.... better off sending nudies of your sisters to some dude on 4chan for a FacialAbuse account.
Nov 23 2015 2:29AM
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Felice
Posts: 253 - Karma: 19
wake up, put your dick in your pants, and go find some pussy like a normal person


what the fuck is up with all this internet viral bullshit
Nov 23 2015 9:17AM
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.lencon
Posts: 6753 - Karma: 17,183
facedownassupwake up, put your dick in your pants, and go find some pussy like a normal person


what the fuck is up with all this internet viral bullshit


1. No one likes you
2. What the heck is your profile pic?
3. I doubt you've been laid recently by someone more attractive than the "solid 7" girl
Nov 23 2015 10:11AM
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whiteboi
Posts: 477 - Karma: 1,228
The US has released a list of the Porn found in Osama's house:
1 - Ramadan her throat
2 - Jihad a good time
3 - Martyrs of ass destruction
4 - Hide in my cave
5 - Twang my tali-banjo string
6 - Al show you my Qaeda
7 - Get it allah inside her
8 - Burka Bitches 14: All Allah, All Anal
Nov 23 2015 11:09PM
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