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okay someone tell me what the shit is going on

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Capurnicus
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okay, so first we have the big sunami...way big you guys know

THEN you have these huge ass mudslides from like 5 weeks of rain in CA

which continues in NV with huge ass floods

and in UT they have a lot of rain and houses are falling into rivers



what the hell is going on?

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Looks like rain to me.
Jan 12 2005 10:30PM
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kyle_w
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and the east coast was hammered with snow









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Jan 12 2005 10:31PM
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PowderCanuck
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hmmm... you want someone to say it's the end of the world and we're all gonna die, don't ya?

meh. a series of coincidences. Or God is just weeding out the overpopulation.



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Jan 12 2005 10:34PM
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lineskier10
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yeah 4 inches and counting here in CT, i guess it was a small hammer
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Jan 12 2005 10:34PM
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lineskier610
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It's catastrophism man.





it's a league game smokey
Jan 12 2005 10:35PM
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lineskier10
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nah its just the earth having a shitty hangover, be glad its not as bad as the ice age
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Jan 12 2005 11:07PM
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schlonginator
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Dont forget that down here is Austraila there has been massive bush (forrest fires) and an off shore underwater earthquake measuring about 8 (no tsunami as it was to far out)













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Jan 12 2005 11:25PM
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Public_Enemy0255
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nothing ever good happens in spokane
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Jan 12 2005 11:26PM
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wuestinator
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this is the end...


the end my friend, the end.



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Jan 12 2005 11:29PM
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Matty.
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Imagine if it actually is the end tho! Oh man oh man, im gunna go prepare myself for the super tornado!!!

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Jan 12 2005 11:31PM
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mintcrue
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sounds like a tsunami and some rain storms to me

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Jan 12 2005 11:31PM
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t-man152
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I wouldnt say the end of the world but im really scared what if a few years from now we dont get any good skiing. how terrible would that be. I never beleived in global warming until now its Middle of January and New York has been getting almost no snow when we should have been vovered in snow a while ago.

im scared what if our sport dies out. somebody hold me
Jan 13 2005 1:02AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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its the armageddon... i said so a few months ago but no one believed me. im repenting left right and center, ill tell you that.
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Jan 13 2005 1:21AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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global warming is commie leftist propaganda
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Jan 13 2005 1:26AM
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Spam_Man_1500
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I think its cause the Earth is off axis a degree because of t3h tsunami. Or there are too many tourist space shuttles going out into orbit!
Jan 13 2005 1:28AM
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switchskier88
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if it was a biblical style armagedon then all the faithful people would just dissapear, and then theres 7 years of shittyness if i remembe rmy small amount of sunday school correctly, that would suck cause then id have to repent and become a good person
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Jan 13 2005 1:33AM
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aclsarescary
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...and its sunny in Oregon.
Jan 13 2005 4:29AM
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lanks
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it decided to climb up to 10 degrees above zero here in ottawa, and there was a thunderstorm last night along with a whole lot of rain. three cheers for thunderstorms in january!

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I don't condone this.
Jan 13 2005 8:02AM
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Lanemeyers
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I believe there is massive flooding in Panama too...

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Jan 13 2005 9:38AM
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hexum
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yeah man, the world cant end yet, we havent had a rapture

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'My aunt has had like 4 brain tumors, and has made it through every one. She is still alive and kickin'...well not really kicking, she is in a wheel chair cause she olst conrol of her legs.'
Jan 13 2005 9:45AM
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Melvs
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this page is surely truthful

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What do you think about the Tsunami that hit Asia on December 26, 2004? Was it God's wrath? What about the children who were killed?

The tsunami was an adumbration of the wrath of God, a harbinger of things to come: that Great Day of Judgment. Amos 3:6 'Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?' That word translated 'evil' there is means distress, misery, injury, calamity. The answer, of course, to the rhetorical question posed in this verse is a resounding 'NO!' See also Romans 1:18 'For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;' And you wonder if this is the wrath of God?

The lands affected by this judgment from God aren’t just full of idolatry; we’re talking about places (think Thailand) that are hot spots where American businessmen travel for the express purpose of fornicating with young Asian children. It is a thriving industry over there; many of these girls are taken into that business when they are seven years old or younger. 'Mortify therefore your members which are upon the earth; fornication, uncleanness, inordinate affection, evil concupiscence, and covetousness, which is idolatry: For which things' sake the wrath of God cometh on the children of disobedience:' Col 3:5-6. And you wonder if this is the wrath of God?

Not to mention the fact that those Asian countries weren’t the only ones affected by the tsunami. Do you realize that among the dead and missing are 20,000 Swedes and over 3,000 Americans? Filthy Swedes went to Thailand - world epicenter of child sex traffic - to rape and sodomize little Thai boys and girls. 20,000 dead Swedes is to Sweden's population of 9 million as 650,000 would be to America's 290 million population. We sincerely hope and pray that all 20,000 Swedes are dead, their bodies bloated on the ground or in mass graves or floating at sea feeding sharks and fishes or in the bellies of thousands of crocodiles washed ashore by tsunamis. These filthy, faggot Swedes have a satanic, draconian law criminalizing Gospel preaching, under which they prosecuted, convicted and sentenced Pastor Ake Green to jail - thereby incurring God's irreversible wrath: 'He suffered no man to do them wrong; yea, he reproved kings for their sakes; Saying, Touch not mine anointed, and do my prophets no harm.' Psa. 105:14,15. America, who is awash in diseased fag feces & semen, and is an apostate land of the sodomite damned. Let us pray that God will send a massive Tsunami to totally devastate the North American continent with 1000-foot walls of water doing 500 mph -- even as islands in southern Asia have recently been laid waste, with but a small remnant surviving. And you wonder if this is the wrath of God?

As far as God killing children in His wrath, have you ever heard of the great flood? God destroyed billions of people in His wrath, including billions of children. 'And, behold, I, even I, do bring a flood of waters upon the earth, to destroy all flesh, wherein is the breath of life, from under heaven; and every thing that is in the earth shall die.' Genesis 6:17. Have you ever heard of Sodom and Gomorrah? God destroyed all of them in His wrath, including children. 'Then the LORD rained upon Sodom and upon Gomorrah brimstone and fire from the LORD out of heaven; And he overthrew those cities, and all the plain, and all the inhabitants of the cities, and that which grew upon the ground.' Genesis 19:24,25. Have you ever heard of the plagues of Egypt? God killed the firstborn child of every family in Egypt in His wrath. 'And it came to pass, that at midnight the LORD smote all the firstborn in the land of Egypt, from the firstborn of Pharaoh that sat on his throne unto the firstborn of the captive that was in the dungeon; and all the firstborn of cattle. And Pharaoh rose up in the night, he, and all his servants, and all the Egyptians; and there was a great cry in Egypt; for there was not a house where there was not one dead.' Exodus 12:29,30. Have you ever heard of the Amalekites? God commanded Saul to kill all of them - including infants and sucklings. 'Now go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not; but slay both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and ass.' 1 Samuel 15:3. Have you ever heard of the Babylonian Captivity? God destroyed countless people in His wrath, including children. 'Therefore now thus saith the LORD, the God of hosts, the God of Israel; Wherefore commit ye this great evil against your souls, to cut off from you man and woman, child and suckling, out of Judah, to leave you none to remain.' Jeremiah 44:7. Have you ever heard of September 11, 2001? God destroyed thousands in His wrath, including children. 'The sword without, and terror within, shall destroy both the young man and the virgin, the suckling also with the man of gray hairs.' Deuteronomy 32:25. Filthy fags and pedophiles have been going to Asia for many, many years to have sex with little children - and suddenly you're worried about children? Shame on you. It is God's prerogative to kill children to punish their evil, Godless, vile, filthy parents and others who were raising them for the devil anyway; they are most certainly better off now than they were in the hands of such evil people. He always has done that, and He always will. Deal with it. 'O the depth of the riches both of the wisdom and knowledge of God! how unsearchable are his judgments, and his ways past finding out!' Romans 11:33. Here are some news releases related to this issue:
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Jan 13 2005 10:25AM
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davidh
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Global warming bitches. it doesnt explain the tsunami, but it does explain the freak weather.
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Jan 13 2005 10:30AM
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lineskier10
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i thought the part about the filthy faggot swedes was funny
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Jan 13 2005 10:32AM
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El.Capitan
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ya i live in utah and we're gettin hammered like crazy
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Jan 13 2005 4:16PM
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scientist
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i said some jibberish on christmas eve. i may have said some ancient scripture liie the egyptian feaky shit. and ended the world. sorry guys, will you forgive me.


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Jan 13 2005 7:08PM
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BLKOUT
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Mother Nature is pissed off at us humans for fucking everything up. We're all gonna pay! Prepare for the end of the world! Run 4 your lives!
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Jan 13 2005 7:12PM
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jib_kid_01
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i dont think its global warming cuz there have been plenty of really cold days. It just hasnt been so cold when it precipitates
Jan 13 2005 8:55PM
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Kev
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Styrofoam. It's Styrofoams falt.


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Jan 13 2005 9:30PM
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Lateralis
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it was above zero today and now its down to about -20, this happened in a matter of hours and its supposed to get way colder



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Jan 13 2005 9:31PM
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rocktheLPs
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haha australia has a massive bush
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