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JustGoWithItDEA bird in Mexico trying to infilatrate El Chapo's drug operations is simply making a statement. Just...go...with...it. Ok?
El_ChapoFuckin DEA. Always trying to mess with my shit.
soulskierMy first and last name combined just seemed strangely fitting
Sou Lskier
xX*TACO-DOG*Xxback when nyan cat was a thing, there was a game for iphone where you were nyan cat flying through space and shit. you could be a few different characters and a tacodog was one of them. later i found a gif of tacodog, resized it, boom new internet identity.
speaking of usernames i think i gotta change mine up. the X's are getting old..
NSwidowThe old NS member Flyingsquirrell proposed to me on NS, so i changed it to MrsFlyingsquirrell but then he got a life ban, so now i'm NSwidow. for life.
NSwidowThe old NS member Flyingsquirrell proposed to me on NS, so i changed it to MrsFlyingsquirrell but then he got a life ban, so now i'm NSwidow. for life.
THEDIRTYBUBBLEI have a coworker named George. He met this girl last summer that worked at a Chinese restaurant. They dated all summer, and she was friends with his peer group. George goes back to college and forgets about everything. In April, the girl makes a group message with her, George, and my other coworker Charlie, because they were all coming back and she was good friends with Charlie and wanted to restart the relationship with George. She opens with "Hey George, hey Chuck, can't wait till you're back". Now George thought that the girl (let's call her Alice) was just Chuck pretending to be Alice, and he had completly forgotten who Alice was. So George replies "Alice sat on my face and rotated counterclockwise". She was mortified. She began texting George saying "George why would you say that? What's going on?!" George simply apologized and stopped talking to her. A month later, George and Chuck are back in town working for the summer. On lunch break the first day, they decide to go to the Chinese restaurant Alice worked at. They forgot she worked there. They walk in and sit down, and about 5 minutes later, Alice walks out of the kitchen. She makes eye contact with both of them, gasps, and runs back into the kitchen. She wasnt seen for the remainder of the meal. They brush it off, and eat their food and leave. An hour later, they're back at work. In the middle of asphalt spreading, they start feeling very sick. They're near vomiting, and then George just says "I think I might shit myself". We go back to our warehouse and they just start shitting themselves. A few days later they come back recovered from their illness. My boss asks them what caused it. They can't think of anything. Then it hits them. They had food poisoning. All of the sudden George blurts out "SHE POISONED US". I then buckle over laughing. They're in shock and both pissed off. I'm still laughing, and then George says to me "Shut up Will. Your laugh sounds like the dirty bubble's"
NSwidowThe old NS member Flyingsquirrell proposed to me on NS, so i changed it to MrsFlyingsquirrell but then he got a life ban, so now i'm NSwidow. for life.
MinggWhen I moved to America no one could pronounce my last name correctly so it got shortened to Ming. Everyone calls me Mingg, so that is my ns name too. The extra g is cause Ming looks weird to me. So Mingg.
jlens05Where did you live b4 America??
MinggItaly!
MinggItaly!
THEDIRTYBUBBLEI have a coworker named George. He met this girl last summer that worked at a Chinese restaurant. They dated all summer, and she was friends with his peer group. George goes back to college and forgets about everything. In April, the girl makes a group message with her, George, and my other coworker Charlie, because they were all coming back and she was good friends with Charlie and wanted to restart the relationship with George. She opens with "Hey George, hey Chuck, can't wait till you're back". Now George thought that the girl (let's call her Alice) was just Chuck pretending to be Alice, and he had completly forgotten who Alice was. So George replies "Alice sat on my face and rotated counterclockwise". She was mortified. She began texting George saying "George why would you say that? What's going on?!" George simply apologized and stopped talking to her. A month later, George and Chuck are back in town working for the summer. On lunch break the first day, they decide to go to the Chinese restaurant Alice worked at. They forgot she worked there. They walk in and sit down, and about 5 minutes later, Alice walks out of the kitchen. She makes eye contact with both of them, gasps, and runs back into the kitchen. She wasnt seen for the remainder of the meal. They brush it off, and eat their food and leave. An hour later, they're back at work. In the middle of asphalt spreading, they start feeling very sick. They're near vomiting, and then George just says "I think I might shit myself". We go back to our warehouse and they just start shitting themselves. A few days later they come back recovered from their illness. My boss asks them what caused it. They can't think of anything. Then it hits them. They had food poisoning. All of the sudden George blurts out "SHE POISONED US". I then buckle over laughing. They're in shock and both pissed off. I'm still laughing, and then George says to me "Shut up Will. Your laugh sounds like the dirty bubble's"
THEDIRTYBUBBLE"Shut up Will. Your laugh sounds like the dirty bubble's"
facedownassupur a fucking liar, u said u got ur name from Spongebob Square pants
El_ChapoCan't tell if you are trying to troll or just missed it, but he still is saying it is from spongebob.
Swandog7Used to be my Runescape name... no shame.
gnar_whalwhen did you move here?
jlens05That's dope. Do you speak Italian?
soulskierMy first and last name combined just seemed strangely fitting
Sou Lskier
