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Q about broken clavicle if you've had one

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Dodgerguyla
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Distal Clavicle Fracture injury doctor told me no sling and start to use arm. It has been a little over four weeks
Is it ok to masterbate?
I broke my dominate side. Dominate hand would be my favorite friend.
Nov 11 2015 12:26PM
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JTCasper540_MN
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lol nice first thread op!!!

tbh tho i broke my clavicle when I was a baby so i didnt exactly spit shine the water pump if ya know what I mean ;)

so idk... if you plan on aggresively choking the snake... I would wait... but if youre just going for a nice ride go for it!

just got a great idea... have a girl pleasure you that way you dont have to use your arm!!! I am a fucking genius you can thank me later
Nov 11 2015 12:41PM
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Dodgerguyla
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Lol, i wouldn't be hard on the snake or wasn't but was real sore after. Maybe I worked a muscle in my shoulder area that hadn't been worked.
Already tried that with someone. Took too long and was a no go!
JTCasper540_MNlol nice first thread op!!!

tbh tho i broke my clavicle when I was a baby so i didnt exactly spit shine the water pump if ya know what I mean ;)

so idk... if you plan on aggresively choking the snake... I would wait... but if youre just going for a nice ride go for it!

just got a great idea... have a girl pleasure you that way you dont have to use your arm!!! I am a fucking genius you can thank me later
Nov 11 2015 12:49PM
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Dodgerguyla
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With same arm of broken clavicle 4 weeks in?
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Nov 11 2015 12:51PM
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Dodgerguyla
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I am a lefty and left clavicle is fractured! Right hand does not do the job. Thank you for your humor.
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Nov 11 2015 1:38PM
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theabortionator
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Go opposite. Although I was getting pretty tired of that shit when I broke mine. After a few weeks I started throwing some right in there. I had the thoughts of "this might fuck up my shoulder" but the over whelming urge to pleasure myself properly was too strong.

I guess I felt a little bit of that guilt that religious people must feel. "Don't look at me right now jesus, I can't help it". It feels so good and then you see jesus scowling down at you from the sky.

Just keep you elbow to shoulder locked in place and only move your lower arm. Hold your elbow against your hip, or somewhere and just move it. You're probably good regardless but you wouldn't want to have a fucked up shoulder for the rest of your life because you couldn't stop jerkin it.

Your arms all twisted and unusable and at the camp fire you hold the light to your face with your fucked up mangled arm telling the tale of the scary night you got that way.
Nov 11 2015 1:55PM
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Dodgerguyla
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I can't go opposite:( it's been a month and I couldn't handle it anymore!!! I used my left side, same side of broken clavicle. I lasted 45 seconds at that point because it had been so long. Could I have done more damage in ur opinion?
AlsoKnownAsGo opposite. Although I was getting pretty tired of that shit when I broke mine. After a few weeks I started throwing some right in there. I had the thoughts of "this might fuck up my shoulder" but the over whelming urge to pleasure myself properly was too strong.

I guess I felt a little bit of that guilt that religious people must feel. "Don't look at me right now jesus, I can't help it". It feels so good and then you see jesus scowling down at you from the sky.

Just keep you elbow to shoulder locked in place and only move your lower arm. Hold your elbow against your hip, or somewhere and just move it. You're probably good regardless but you wouldn't want to have a fucked up shoulder for the rest of your life because you couldn't stop jerkin it.

Your arms all twisted and unusable and at the camp fire you hold the light to your face with your fucked up mangled arm telling the tale of the scary night you got that way.
Nov 11 2015 2:10PM
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daannnnieel
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DodgerguylaDistal Clavicle Fracture injury doctor told me no sling and start to use arm. It has been a little over four weeks
Is it ok to masterbate?
I broke my dominate side. Dominate hand would be my favorite friend.


lol I had a distal clavicle break and it was a lot different. I couldn't use it for five weeks. If the doc said you're good to go, you're good to go!
Nov 11 2015 2:29PM
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Dodgerguyla
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[doc said I was good to go on light stuff. No heavy lifting, etc. still off work two more weeks.im just sore in that area and wasn't before.. QUOTE=13546104:Mod_Dane]lol I had a distal clavicle break and it was a lot different. I couldn't use it for five weeks. If the doc said you're good to go, you're good to go![/QUOTE]
Nov 11 2015 2:34PM
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akt416
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listen to the doc.
If it starts hurting, stop using it
Nov 11 2015 2:37PM
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rcasey
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Just give yourself head duh
Nov 11 2015 2:39PM
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Dodgerguyla
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I did, it hurt after. I put the sling bk on which I was suppose to stop using. Maybe that motion made muscles sore, who knows.
akt416listen to the doc.
If it starts hurting, stop using it
Nov 11 2015 2:44PM
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theabortionator
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Mod_Danelol I had a distal clavicle break and it was a lot different. I couldn't use it for five weeks. If the doc said you're good to go, you're good to go!


Word.

I destroyed mine pretty bad but they put a plate and screw in it, so it was pretty good.

I remember after I broke it I was so depressed. New years fucking day. Like we just got our park open a couple weeks before and first or second day we opened our large park.

I figured fuck it, I was getting surgery in a few days anyway so i threw it down with my right hand those last few times.
Nov 11 2015 3:02PM
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yasgur99
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I broke my clavicle a few weeks ago and I'm still recovering. I'm at 7 weeks and feel almost no pain! I think you should go non-dominate tbh just because the more movement you make, the longer it takes to heal.
Nov 11 2015 3:46PM
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theabortionator
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I wonder if any pinknames that had broken their collarbone came in to give helpful advice then opened the thread and were like "errrrmahgerrrrrrddddd!!!!" and exited as fast as possible.
Nov 11 2015 3:55PM
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KravtZ
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broke both of mine back to back years...give it a couple weeks. Eventually that tightening grinding pain will go away and it will be more of an uncomfortable feeling vs pain. Good way to learn the opposite...
Nov 11 2015 4:04PM
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erikK
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ask an oilers fan
Nov 11 2015 4:14PM
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akt416
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DodgerguylaI did, it hurt after. I put the sling bk on which I was suppose to stop using. Maybe that motion made muscles sore, who knows.


if small shit still hurts id keep it in the sling. A couple times a day, take it out and work it a bit. Put a can of soup in your hand and do stuff like shoulder raises, arm raises to the side, then ice the fuck outta it. Theres a good chance if youve been in a sling for a while that the muscles will be really sore and weak when you first get back to using them.
Nov 11 2015 9:18PM
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Dodgerguyla
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Thanks for your response. I have been testing ROM a little bit by those ways w/o a can of soup. I start P.T tomorrow. That will be a work out. However thank you again.
akt416if small shit still hurts id keep it in the sling. A couple times a day, take it out and work it a bit. Put a can of soup in your hand and do stuff like shoulder raises, arm raises to the side, then ice the fuck outta it. Theres a good chance if youve been in a sling for a while that the muscles will be really sore and weak when you first get back to using them.
Nov 11 2015 10:33PM
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Swandog7
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broke mine 3? summers ago and i rode rides at an amusement park after about my 4th week. I would take my sling off and put it in my bag then get on the ride so no one would see it. Was pretty dam sick. I masterbated once i got the sling off, but i did go switch hitter a couple times. I would be extra carful because this is an important part of the healing process. It allows the bone to completely go back to its strength instead of going to back to 90% or whatever. I broke my jaw last septemeber and started to use it to early and my jaw clicks every now and then. It isn't fucked up but it certainly isn't 100%
Nov 11 2015 11:18PM
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Dodgerguyla
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Informative, thank you. How bad was you break? I've had the sling on 4 wks and doc told me to take it off and Start PT. how long did u wear yours?
Swandog7broke mine 3? summers ago and i rode rides at an amusement park after about my 4th week.
Nov 12 2015 12:11AM
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Dodgerguyla
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Informative, thank you. How bad was you break? I've had the sling on 4 wks and doc told me to take it off and Start PT. how long did u wear yours?
Swandog7broke mine 3? summers ago and i rode rides at an amusement park after about my 4th week.
Nov 12 2015 12:11AM
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Swandog7
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DodgerguylaInformative, thank you. How bad was you break? I've had the sling on 4 wks and doc told me to take it off and Start PT. how long did u wear yours?


Wore my sling for around 5 weeks. I had a fracture. I wasn't really supposed to ride rides but I was like fuck it anyway. I didn't have any problems after that, but it wasn't the most comfortable thing. It might be worse for you to keep constantly moving your shoulder for doing your Wang a favor. I never really moved my shoulder, it just jolted anlittle. Since ski season is right around the corner, don't fuck it up more
Nov 12 2015 9:34AM
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yungsteeze
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Just fuck a watermelon cuz
Nov 12 2015 10:25AM
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act.resist
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AlsoKnownAsI wonder if any pinknames that had broken their collarbone came in to give helpful advice then opened the thread and were like "errrrmahgerrrrrrddddd!!!!" and exited as fast as possible.


mfw
Nov 12 2015 10:47PM
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theabortionator
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butterslut.mfw



yup.

poor girls lol.

I really wasn't expecting the plot twist myself.
Nov 12 2015 10:58PM
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