Fuck you, East Coast

masterofnoneWhen has it ever snowed enough to ski on in the first week of November? Who are you even jealous of? It's not like the west coast is getting dumped on right now...

Swandog7No where 3lse has snow but Colorado and Montana. Just saying. I can tell you the midwest wonnt be getting any soon because we had like 3 days in the 70s last week and are stuck in the 50s all this week

quesadillait'll snow buddy

you can start to smell it in the air

Deepskierstop bitching its only the beginning of November and its not like you guys havent gotten all the snow the past 3 seasons while the west was dry. I dont remember any people on the west coast bitching

VintageCadillacFuck You, East Coast by VintageCadillac

Ever sit in your bed and wonder
Read, don't ponder
What if it would snow in the East Coast?
No hoes with sorrow, no bitches with tits
Fuck you hoes, fuck you east Coast
Drop some white flakes around my mouth
To pleasure thy thigh and thy phal-lus
Fuck You East Coast, Fuck You
Bristle Rovers, luck is bestowed upon us.



This poem has been written by the nonconsentful mind of VintageCadillac which is suffering a lack of skiing due to the fucking East Coast lacking fucking snow.

jynx81The only thing thats keeping you from skiing is you lazzy bitch ass thats on newschoolers. Get err' up go skiing in ir mall ur back yard. Hell being ur skis and boots to school and ski down the main stair case. Or be like the rest of us who ski are setups. Seriously tho i feel ur pain but it's the first week of November.

SkiSurveybrett fisher?

jynx81Nah

jlens05There is a sliver of hope.

MinggDude! Thats the day of Phatman/KB's rail jam. (: (: (:

jynx81The only thing thats keeping you from skiing is you lazzy bitch ass thats on newschoolers. Get err' up go skiing in ir mall ur back yard. Hell being ur skis and boots to school and ski down the main stair case. Or be like the rest of us who ski are setups. Seriously tho i feel ur pain but it's the first week of November.

Swandog7No where 3lse has snow but Colorado and Montana. Just saying. I can tell you the midwest wonnt be getting any soon because we had like 3 days in the 70s last week and are stuck in the 50s all this week

nutz.California's been getting dumped on man. Mammoth's open and Northstar/heavenly just announced they'd be opening a week early ( Next weekend I believe)

That's pretty dang awesome. It's almost like the 2009 season all over again (fingers crossed)

Swandog7the states in the Midwest aren't (not sure if you would include CO or not

john18061806Because Colorado is totally the Midwest.

Swandog7Actually 1 in 3 people in the U.S. percieve it be.

john1806180672% of people in the US perceive honey boo boo as the Secretary of State and something tells me that's off.

Swandog7100% of the nation including Alabama thinks Alabama inbreeds. Seems... well.... pretty close

MinggAre you saying they don't?



Because I'm pretty sure they do.

Swandog7Alabama thinks Alabama

john18061806This calls for a song
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/793045/Warren-Zevon---Play-It-All-Night-Long

Deepskierstop bitching its only the beginning of November and its not like you guys havent gotten all the snow the past 3 seasons while the west was dry. I dont remember any people on the west coast bitching

Jon_Tafferi seem to remember everyone on the west coast bitching

VintageCadillacYou gotta understand i have a winter set-up in my backyard rn but I need snow because I have 3 rail set-up plus a kicker I make with snow but I don't have a summer set-up.