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jesus is going day after tomorrow on our asses

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Enthuzed
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Im calling the end of the world, the day after tomorrow all this weird crap is happeinng. lets all go to new york city and hide in a building then get chased by wolves and freeze instantly.
i had something funny to say but i forgot it.



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Jan 12 2005 5:02PM
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DENALI44
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jesus was a black slave with a vagina the size of godzilla


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Jan 12 2005 5:17PM
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Lateralis
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who knows, maybe there will be a huge wind storm in toronto and the temperature will drop drastically weaking the cn tower and the powerful winds will snap the cn tower causing it to fall right onto the skydome.........now wouldnt that be fucken sweet too see



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Jan 12 2005 5:18PM
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Stryken
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hell yeah it would be. Lemme know if it's gonna happen and I'll make the trip.

We'll have you dead pretty soon.
Jan 12 2005 5:34PM
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Lateralis
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id definetly go down to watch that shit crumble



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Jan 12 2005 5:35PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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ive been thinking that too. east coast switched weather with the west for a bit... there was a near hurricane in paris a while back... armageddon is near. repent sinners, repent.
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Jan 12 2005 5:37PM
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ATLANTASKI
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planet x thoery.....

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Jan 12 2005 5:41PM
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french_fry
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the france storm in 1999 wasnt that bad, just that no one was prepared for it but now England and Sweden are getting hit by a hurricane!

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Jan 12 2005 6:43PM
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Yeah maybe Canada's tempurature is going to drop drastically, thus making those damn hosers grow some balls.

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Jan 12 2005 6:46PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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yeah the weather is crazy these days
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Jan 12 2005 7:02PM
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scientist
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Tsunami-middle east
Mudslide-california
21 foot snowstorm, also california
2 foot snowstorm-victoria (very wierd)


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Jan 12 2005 7:03PM
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Spam_Man_1500
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Maybe its that dang global warming! Or Brad Pitt's break up!!!
Jan 12 2005 7:45PM
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Lateralis
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the tsunami affected the earth by speeding up its rotation and changing its axis, i read that somewhere



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Jan 12 2005 8:53PM
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Enthuzed
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were all done, in ct its gonna be like 60 degrees tomorrow (a record breaking high)
i had something funny to say but i forgot it.



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Jan 12 2005 11:20PM
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Matty.
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Things have been pretty normal in BC (selkirk mountains), thats weird that every other place sounds like it is getting screwed up.

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Jan 12 2005 11:53PM
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Ski-hobo
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kinda lateralis, the earthquake acutally effected the earths spin, so now each day is 2.5 milliseconds slower than before.


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Jan 12 2005 11:57PM
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Mattman
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Fuck Whistler has no snow, but Vantobecouver does!




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Jan 12 2005 11:59PM
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ErikT
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maybe now everyone will be more relaxed with more time on their hands...



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Jan 13 2005 3:16PM
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ErikT
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by the way, it hit 82 here 2 days ago...fuckin hot



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Jan 13 2005 3:16PM
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Enthuzed
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thats insane. Isnt it impossible to be messed up on our rotation? Because were giving off force but its just going in a different directtion it stays on eart so shouldnt nothing change?
i had something funny to say but i forgot it.



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Jan 13 2005 4:53PM
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ski8990
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i heard that the earthquake didnt mess up our rotation but it actually squished the earth a little bit so that is why the days are a tiny bit longer



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