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New Smoking Rules in Whistler

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milo-mcsenderson
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Someone enlighten me about how the new rules on smoking are being put in place for Whistler. How well enforced is it and where can you smoke?
Nov 3 2015 7:55PM
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CHORIZO
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If you are caught 420 jah blazin bush kush, ski patrol will roll you into a phat skeeby cough dubb and smoke you
Nov 3 2015 9:19PM
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e~b
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our icons cannot coexist my friend
Nov 3 2015 9:28PM
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S.J.W
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Smoking is banned anywhere on the mountain and in the village of Whistler. If caught you face the death penalty.
Nov 3 2015 9:44PM
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NEPTR
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S.J.WSmoking is banned anywhere on the mountain and in the village of Whistler. If caught you face the death penalty.


I believe its burning at the stake for smoking the devils lettuce am I wrong?
Nov 3 2015 9:45PM
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daOyster
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NEPTRI believe its burning at the stake for smoking the devils lettuce am I wrong?


Which is a form of death penalty.
Nov 3 2015 11:40PM
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HSmith
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daOysterWhich is a form of death penalty.


No shit?
Nov 4 2015 1:57AM
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plyswthsqrrls
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RobertBrownieJRNo shit?


Nah I heard they just wanna roast you a little bit, get you nice and golden brown. At which point they will roll you into a joint and smoke you, as stated above
Nov 4 2015 3:20AM
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HSmith
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plyswthsqrrlsNah I heard they just wanna roast you a little bit, get you nice and golden brown. At which point they will roll you into a joint and smoke you, as stated above


Hmm. I heard that they turn you into wax and get dabbed out.
Nov 4 2015 3:42AM
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milo-mcsenderson
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I was talking about cigarettes but cheers for the advice. Kinda wanna be turned into wax for dabbing
Nov 4 2015 7:53AM
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CHORIZO
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MF-HARPI was talking about cigarettes but cheers for the advice. Kinda wanna be turned into wax for dabbing


Marijuana cigarettes?
Nov 4 2015 9:08AM
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milo-mcsenderson
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CHORIZOMarijuana cigarettes?


This was a genuine question :(

Being roasted over here
Nov 4 2015 9:11AM
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no_steeze
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Here you go

"Section XII, Article 54

Any persons found in violation of Whistler Blackcomb's and the Town of Whistler's updated policies regarding the consumption of smoke-emitting tobacco products and/or marijuana will be found guilty of a Stage 1 civil offense. If said persons are consuming tobacco via e-cigarettes or vaporizers, authorities retain the right to forcibly detain the assailant and insert the smoking device into the assailant's anal cavity, cuz those kids r fags."
Nov 4 2015 9:58AM
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milo-mcsenderson
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So are there any places to smoke cigarettes and it be okay?

Bit of a pain, those cigarettes outside clubs are pretty much where all my friends have come from haha
Nov 4 2015 10:18AM
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Blindsurfer
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no_steezeHere you go

"Section XII, Article 54

Any persons found in violation of Whistler Blackcomb's and the Town of Whistler's updated policies regarding the consumption of smoke-emitting tobacco products and/or marijuana will be found guilty of a Stage 1 civil offense. If said persons are consuming tobacco via e-cigarettes or vaporizers, authorities retain the right to forcibly detain the assailant and insert the smoking device into the assailant's anal cavity, cuz those kids r fags."


facts
Nov 4 2015 11:17AM
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MomentaryMuon
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My friends were put on the no ski list and were banned from buying tickets after someone accused them of smoking on the chairlift which they weren't even doing. In they fought it and got they're passes back. Moral of the story... Whistlers smoking rules are fucked
Nov 5 2015 12:20PM
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milo-mcsenderson
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max_tafferMy friends were put on the no ski list and were banned from buying tickets after someone accused them of smoking on the chairlift which they weren't even doing. In they fought it and got they're passes back. Moral of the story... Whistlers smoking rules are fucked


Fuck, I'm doing a season there, hope there are places to have a smoke up in glacier staff housing
Nov 5 2015 12:25PM
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MomentaryMuon
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MF-HARPFuck, I'm doing a season there, hope there are places to have a smoke up in glacier staff housing


Aha ya I'm sure there are some sweet smoke shacks are just places to blaze on the hill. It's not against the rules if you don't get caught righ?
Nov 5 2015 12:32PM
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milo-mcsenderson
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max_tafferAha ya I'm sure there are some sweet smoke shacks are just places to blaze on the hill. It's not against the rules if you don't get caught righ?


Yeah, first rule is dont get caught.

It's just a pain in the arse really, I get banning it on chairlifts and public areas but around Staff Housing and stuff is a bit ridiculous.
Nov 5 2015 12:36PM
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