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FROGGINBULLFISHapply the sticker then hold your ski over a fire or grill as if you were roasting a marshmallow or hot dog
tdolloGoat semen itself is a natural lubricant, but if you microwave the semen it will become sticky. simply apply the goat semen to your top sheet and add the sticker.
FROGGINBULLFISHapply the sticker then hold your ski over a fire or grill as if you were roasting a marshmallow or hot dog
JShoegreat so where do we find these goats?
gnar_whalgo to a farm and jerk one off. Collect contents in container
JShoeK then thanks for your help. Now lets go get me some goat semen!!!
kylemcleanrecommend storing it in the sole of your ski boots in case you need it in an emergency. Also keeps the feet warm
uturnlightly sand the spot you want to put it
FridgeBangersyeah just made the fatal mistake of getting a top sheet like this haha, just wondering have you actually tried this method?