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dustygoldflakesI would rather be a girl than die. Now would you rather die in a gnarly/legendary skiing accident or snowboard?
Blindsurferif i get to be old when i die, ski accident. if i have to be young, then i would rather snowboard and get good and go pro
stinky_petedamnit op follow your own rules and make your own for me to answer
Blindsurfershit dude. would you rather have to have your nipples exposed at all times and never ever talk about it, even if asked (there would be nipple holes cut in all your clothes), or always have really sweaty armpits?
Blindsurfershit dude. would you rather have to have your nipples exposed at all times and never ever talk about it, even if asked (there would be nipple holes cut in all your clothes), or always have really sweaty armpits?
Blindsurfershit dude. would you rather have to have your nipples exposed at all times and never ever talk about it, even if asked (there would be nipple holes cut in all your clothes), or always have really sweaty armpits?
dingusNippes (I already do that), would rather have sex with 27 year olds, or with twenty 7 year olds?
AlsoKnownAsI play hockey. We've been stressing a bunch with long practices. Anyway took a puck to the dome last night. Got kocked the fuck out(I know I know what the fuck was I doing on the ice without a helmet, but we were just shootin around a bit after practice).
Anyway so I had this dream, well it seemed super fucking real. But anyway I dreamed that the puck only hit me, because an angel swooped down and it clipped his wing.and hit me in the face. But I was dead. The puck killed me. So this angel killed me. Anyway by the time I got them to realize it was their bad, my body had been burned. They were like " Yo , are bad, we can bring you back to life, but your body is gone, but this chick just died, you can have hers".
She was a figure skater and I had no other options really so I went with it. Ended up crushing is on the ice and living it up regardless of what I had downstairs.
Then I woke up. Weird dream
gnar_whalWrong thread?
gnar_whalWrong thread?
APunx176My pits are constantly sweating anyways soooo...
How many 27 year olds?
Would you rather have a man stick his dick in your ear or have to eat brusselsprouts out of an old lady's vagina?
MinggUm, how far into said ear? I couldn't imagine it getting very far...
Brussel sprouts taste nasty off a plate let alone out of an old lady's vag.
So I'm gonna have to take the dick in my ear.
nacho.steezWould you rather change gender every time you sneeze, or not be able to tell the difference between a baby and muffin?
nacho.steezWould you rather change gender every time you sneeze, or not be able to tell the difference between a baby and muffin?
alternatively
Would you rather suck some guys dick for the first 99% or the last 1%
Blindsurfershit dude. would you rather have to have your nipples exposed at all times and never ever talk about it, even if asked (there would be nipple holes cut in all your clothes), or always have really sweaty armpits?
_jake123would you rather smash your little toe into a coffee table every morning of your life or
shit out a full camelback water bottle
Blindsurferdo a shot of wolf semen daily?
Blindsurfershit out the camelback, i have taken some big poops.
would you rather eat a pound of live ants in one sitting (the little brown harmless guys) or have giant pimples on your dick for 2 years
Chubz.Jesus christ..
Ants i guess dick pimples would be horrible.
Would you rather (this is fucked)
Have to watch your daughter lose her virginity
OR
Watch parents make love when you were concieved
gnar_whalDamn these are good. That's a hard one. I'd say watch parents though.
Drink a 32oz glass of goat semen
or
have sex with a horse
MinggGoat semen... I might actually die from the horse.
Would you rather be creative but dumb as a rock or be intelligent but have no sense of creativity?
sellingerDumb and creative for sure
Would you rather have no penis, or have 5 penises?
gnar_whalwhere would they be located?
sellingerOne of two options here.
Randomly. Absolutely no set locations
Or
All five in the same spot, like an utter.
Take your pick. It's a would you rather inside of a would you rather. It's would you rather inception.
gnar_whalDamn these are good. That's a hard one. I'd say watch parents though.
Drink a 32oz glass of goat semen
or
have sex with a horse
sellingerDumb and creative for sure
Would you rather have no penis, or have 5 penises?
Blindsurfer5 penises. opens up the possibility of a six-way.
would you rather be always comfortably drunk or always stoned to the point of near-greening out
HamFaceGirl3.0Drunk
Would you rather get a blowjob from your dad or a crocodile
HamFaceGirl3.0Drunk
Would you rather get a blowjob from your dad or a crocodile
crotchventa baby crocodile with no teeth
would you rather have a 6inch dildo constantly in your put except for when you poop or eat your own dick you can cook it however you like.
BlindsurferLol baby crocodiles' teeth are way sharper than adults. Have fun
crotchventa baby crocodile with no teeth
would you rather have a 6inch dildo constantly in your put except for when you poop or eat your own dick you can cook it however you like.
crotchventnot if they don't have any.
dustygoldflakesI would rather be a girl than die. Now would you rather die in a gnarly/legendary skiing accident or snowboard?
crotchventwould you rather have a 6inch dildo constantly in your put except for when you poop or eat your own dick you can cook it however you like.
Pepe.Snowboard.
Would you rather turn into a steam locomotive (classic) that is in new england? Or a high speed train in Europe?
dustygoldflakesHigh speed train in Europe. Ok I got another one for you. Would you rather peel off all your fingernails (yourself) or yank out all of your teeth (dentist could do it)?
Chubz.Since a dentist can do it does that mean itll be done proper and get knocked out for it?
dustygoldflakessure, but keep in mind, teeth don't grow back and fingernails do
Chubz.Would you rather always smell like dogshit and not be able to notice it? Or have the only thing you can ever smell be cat piss for the rest of ur life?
MinggAlways smell like dogshit.
Would you rather never ski again or never have sex again?
CaptainObvious.Would you rather only orgasm once a month? Or orgasm after only 30 seconds every single time.
THEE_wizardOnce a month for sure, I could last forever If I just couldn't orgasm.
Would you rather shit a bowling ball or piss a golf ball?
sellingerFuck. Both would hurt like hell. Probably going to take shitting the bowling ball
Would you rather shit bricks, or puke slugs?
CHORIZOPuke slugs, my anus is fragile
i think spagett asked me this once but, bang a really ugly chick or blow a really hot guy
switch genders if ur a pinkname answering
