From the beginning of today Boomie had treated me right, giving me a lake effect sticker which I made room for on my helmet by scraping off my "gas" sticker. After 20 minutes of scraping the Electric Snail himself eats the sticker which put all the work I had just done to waste.
While the snail was out riding on his mini skis, Boomie was putting in work and getting shots for an edit. The Snail did not even bring his camera. I look for reliability in a crew. In addition to not taking any video- including no snapchats- the snail almost kicked me in the face with his mini skis. Brutality like that will not be tolerated by someone such as myself.
Another factor that led to my decision to cut my already disintegrating ties with the snail was the recent news of KENDOZER signing with them. KENDOZER is a professional skier and I really do not feel that it would be fair to the Lake Effect Effect if both myself and KENDOZER were on the same crew. I believe in balance and equality.
With that said, I see a bright and fisheye-free future ahead with the Lake Effect. Look out for the Lake Effect edit coming out because it's the only one that will be coming out. The Snail doesn't even film, I only have one shot in all of his edits from last year. At least I had one and a half shots with the Lake Effect.
Yours truly,
john18061806
