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Lskier_
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a couple weeks ago i started to get bad grades and they have been slowly declining for a while. my parents are really strict about grades and they are really upset. They've been taking stuff away from me and now they have told me I'm only allowed to live under my deck in my backyard. Its been 5 cold, dirty days of living underneath my deck amongst squirrels and raccoons. I am writing this on my moms computer at the moment while she has left the house but i don't have much time. someone please send help.
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10 years ago
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FastSpeed
Posts: 646 - Karma: 645
Pee in her butt
10 years ago
6 0
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gnar_whal
Posts: 1286 - Karma: 3,788
full tilts
10 years ago
10 0
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SammyDubz
Posts: 2168 - Karma: 7,222
lip blind tru
10 years ago
2 1
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CHORIZO
Posts: 2003 - Karma: 10,039
Just dont drop your glass of milk on your moms keyboard
10 years ago
0 0
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.CJ.
Posts: 1509 - Karma: 3,671
Shoot up your school, that way you won't have to worry about getting bad grades ever again.
10 years ago
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.CJ.
Posts: 1509 - Karma: 3,671
.CJ.Shoot up your school, that way you won't have to worry about getting bad grades ever again.


Please don't take this seriously.
10 years ago
0 9
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skier58284
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You put cedar on the poll twice, wtf is wrong with you?
10 years ago
2 0
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Chubz.
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.CJ.Shoot up your school, that way you won't have to worry about getting bad grades ever again.


.CJ.Please don't take this seriously.



Fuck you
10 years ago
9 0
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joe.kramer4
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i love you
10 years ago
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brov1
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put hot sauce on her dildo that'll teach her to mess with ya
10 years ago
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Mr.noodle
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Make the deck dope, bring a TV, mattress, xbox out there. they will be jelous and want to live under the deck and you will have the whole house to your self and your parents will be living under the deck.
10 years ago
2 0
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theabortionator
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meh
10 years ago
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gnar_whal
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.CJ.Shoot up your school, that way you won't have to worry about getting bad grades ever again.


piece of shit
10 years ago
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.Hugo.
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Not even remotely funny
10 years ago
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chacha33
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same
10 years ago
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dustygoldflakes
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You have a deck for outside? Luckyyy
10 years ago
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Mingg
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deck or be decked
10 years ago
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maxwags9
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F*ck her right in the Pussy
10 years ago
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Lskier_
Posts: 183 - Karma: 1,968
UPDATE:my mom finally feel asleep and i got to sneak into her room to post this.PLEASE SEND HELP. This recent snowfall is the only thing keeping me going as i dream of skiing every cold, dark night. The raccoon population has declined greatly in my neighborhood due to my lack of food and i have turned to eating my own feces and survive off my tears while i lay under the dirty wooden deck. pls.....
9 years ago
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.CJ.
Posts: 1509 - Karma: 3,671
.CJ.Shoot up your school, that way you won't have to worry about getting bad grades ever again.


.CJ.Please don't take this seriously.


Holy shit I'm retarded
9 years ago
2 1
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spliff.Life
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make a house of ramen
9 years ago
0 0
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JakeBarrett
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What the hell is wrong with NSG lately
9 years ago
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