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Lskier_
Posts: 183 - Karma: 1,968
a couple weeks ago i started to get bad grades and they have been slowly declining for a while. my parents are really strict about grades and they are really upset. They've been taking stuff away from me and now they have told me I'm only allowed to live under my deck in my backyard. Its been 5 cold, dirty days of living underneath my deck amongst squirrels and raccoons. I am writing this on my moms computer at the moment while she has left the house but i don't have much time. someone please send help.
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Oct 12 2015 8:52PM
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FastSpeed
Posts: 646 - Karma: 644
Pee in her butt
Oct 12 2015 8:55PM
6 0
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gnar_whal
Posts: 1286 - Karma: 3,788
full tilts
Oct 12 2015 9:04PM
10 0
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SammyDubz
Posts: 2168 - Karma: 7,222
lip blind tru
Oct 12 2015 9:05PM
2 1
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CHORIZO
Posts: 2003 - Karma: 10,039
Just dont drop your glass of milk on your moms keyboard
Oct 13 2015 12:20AM
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.CJ.
Posts: 1509 - Karma: 3,669
Shoot up your school, that way you won't have to worry about getting bad grades ever again.
Oct 13 2015 2:51AM
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.CJ.
Posts: 1509 - Karma: 3,669
.CJ.Shoot up your school, that way you won't have to worry about getting bad grades ever again.


Please don't take this seriously.
Oct 13 2015 2:51AM
0 9
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skier58284
Posts: 1705 - Karma: 5,366
You put cedar on the poll twice, wtf is wrong with you?
Oct 13 2015 4:13AM
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Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,670
.CJ.Shoot up your school, that way you won't have to worry about getting bad grades ever again.


.CJ.Please don't take this seriously.



Fuck you
Oct 13 2015 4:32AM
9 0
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joe.kramer4
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i love you
Oct 13 2015 5:35PM
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brov1
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put hot sauce on her dildo that'll teach her to mess with ya
Oct 13 2015 6:01PM
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Mr.noodle
Posts: 1361 - Karma: 4,655
Make the deck dope, bring a TV, mattress, xbox out there. they will be jelous and want to live under the deck and you will have the whole house to your self and your parents will be living under the deck.
Oct 13 2015 6:03PM
2 0
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theabortionator
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meh
Oct 13 2015 6:04PM
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gnar_whal
Posts: 1286 - Karma: 3,788
.CJ.Shoot up your school, that way you won't have to worry about getting bad grades ever again.


piece of shit
Oct 13 2015 6:27PM
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.Hugo.
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Not even remotely funny
Oct 13 2015 6:31PM
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chacha33
Posts: 959 - Karma: 4,164
same
Oct 14 2015 11:57AM
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dustygoldflakes
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You have a deck for outside? Luckyyy
Oct 14 2015 7:34PM
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Mingg
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deck or be decked
Oct 14 2015 7:43PM
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maxwags9
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F*ck her right in the Pussy
Oct 14 2015 7:53PM
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Lskier_
Posts: 183 - Karma: 1,968
UPDATE:my mom finally feel asleep and i got to sneak into her room to post this.PLEASE SEND HELP. This recent snowfall is the only thing keeping me going as i dream of skiing every cold, dark night. The raccoon population has declined greatly in my neighborhood due to my lack of food and i have turned to eating my own feces and survive off my tears while i lay under the dirty wooden deck. pls.....
Feb 8 2016 9:53PM
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.CJ.
Posts: 1509 - Karma: 3,669
.CJ.Shoot up your school, that way you won't have to worry about getting bad grades ever again.


.CJ.Please don't take this seriously.


Holy shit I'm retarded
Feb 8 2016 10:13PM
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spliff.Life
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make a house of ramen
Feb 8 2016 10:29PM
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JakeBarrett
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What the hell is wrong with NSG lately
Feb 9 2016 2:14AM
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