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Cute Girl at the Post Office

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-Dan
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Hi NSG,

Today when I went to the post office to ship out some orders. The girl working there was super cute and I have a crush on her after our 5 minutes of interacting. She happened to inadvertently tell me her last name during this time (one of the people I was shipping to had the same last name as her and she pointed that out). Anyway I finish shipping and wish her a nice day with a smile cause she is cute AF and I have to smile. I want to get to know this girl if I can.

Fast forward to when I get home.I'm equipped with her full name (first name is on her name tag) and of course I'm taking that shit to social media because I wanna know how old this girl is and if she has a boyfriend. Quick investigation turns up favorable info on each question.

Now obviously I'd prefer to ask this girl for her number in person/ ask her to hang out sometime, but I feel like going into her work to do that is sorta creepy. The alternative would be hitting her up via facebook which also is creepy.

What what you do in this situation?
Oct 6 2015 6:13PM
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nate1097
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Did she see your name on the packages? if yes wait a day or two and see if she does anything and if not i would go for it doesnt seem to matter too much which way u decide to go but think about it it cant hurt you to try... if shes not gonna have it then u just back off and hope maybe she changes her mind and if not then ur good to go

hope i could help and good luck
Oct 6 2015 6:17PM
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theabortionator
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See if you can find her email address or phone number through facebook. Or do some more digging around the net. Talk to friends, call employers.

Then call her phone and let her know you love her, and are the guy from the post office. Also email her a detailed love letter about how the last 3 hours of your live have been forever better for knowing her and her beauty. Her aura shined radiantly through the world and you could fee the warm glow of her soul.

You were meant to be together. Let me know if you need help shopping for rings.
Oct 6 2015 6:21PM
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OregonDead
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You should go old school and ask her out with a letter. She works at a post office so she'd probably appreciate it. Just go in when she is working and buy stamps or something and then smile and pass her your note.
Oct 6 2015 6:22PM
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-Dan
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AlsoKnownAsSee if you can find her email address or phone number through facebook. Or do some more digging around the net. Talk to friends, call employers.

Then call her phone and let her know you love her, and are the guy from the post office. Also email her a detailed love letter about how the last 3 hours of your live have been forever better for knowing her and her beauty. Her aura shined radiantly through the world and you could fee the warm glow of her soul.

You were meant to be together. Let me know if you need help shopping for rings.

hahahahahaha I just laughed so hard. I need it to snow so I can stop thinking about girls.
Oct 6 2015 6:23PM
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skier58284
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Add her on Facebook then message her and say "I met you at the post office, you're cute, be my gf pls"
100% chance of success

Or just go back to the post office and mail a random letter to a random person for another opportunity to talk to her
Oct 6 2015 6:25PM
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Peter.
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Cats.Or just go back to the post office and mail a random letter to a random person for another opportunity to talk to her


100% this. easy conversation starter, since you can be like 'oh hey you helped me last time'

then just steer it towards getting a phone number, and if she says no, you dont have to ever see her again

win win
Oct 6 2015 6:27PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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Address a package to her and hand it to her to ship out, obviously there's no reason for her to actually ship it so she'll open it right then and there. Someone else is gonna have to come up with what to put inside.
Oct 6 2015 6:27PM
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Peter.
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a_pla5tic_bagAddress a package to her and hand it to her to ship out, obviously there's no reason for her to actually ship it so she'll open it right then and there. Someone else is gonna have to come up with what to put inside.


his severed penis
Oct 6 2015 6:29PM
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skier58284
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a_pla5tic_bagSomeone else is gonna have to come up with what to put inside.


Toast.
Oct 6 2015 6:30PM
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theabortionator
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a_pla5tic_bagAddress a package to her and hand it to her to ship out, obviously there's no reason for her to actually ship it so she'll open it right then and there. Someone else is gonna have to come up with what to put inside.


Great idea.

Frame your favorites of the pictures you've taken of here. Box them up and mail them to her. Make sure to right cute notes on the back like. "I love the sound of your breath as you sleep" or "You look cute and innocent" as she's sitting in her living room reading.

If she doesn't call you right away don't worry, she will.

If you want to increase your chances, try and let her know you have her back. Maybe there's somebody at work that harasses her, maybe her dad yells at her constantly, etc. Find that person and make them pay.

This will let her know you can take care of her. Girls love a secure relationship.
Oct 6 2015 6:37PM
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CHORIZO
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least creepy way is to make a thread about her so good job! I heard the last guy that made a thread about a random girl is now engaged to brooke potter (said random girl).
Oct 6 2015 6:38PM
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nate1097
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a_pla5tic_bagAddress a package to her and hand it to her to ship out, obviously there's no reason for her to actually ship it so she'll open it right then and there. Someone else is gonna have to come up with what to put inside.


a ring. then u get down on one knee, and live happily ever after
Oct 6 2015 6:41PM
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Bonzalo
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Girl thread with no pics??????

Anyway, next time you are there talk to her and just ask her out!
Oct 6 2015 6:55PM
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Chubz.
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Make it seem like you forgot something at the post office..make small talk and then be like i just wanted an excuse to talk to you again and get the number boiii


Thats the line that i hooked my girl with. So i have a 100% success rate with it.


God speed tall t dan
Oct 6 2015 7:10PM
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corona
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Go back in to mail another package then lip blind 2 the counter in front of her. Works every time.
Oct 6 2015 7:12PM
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zwilly
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Or just go back to the post office and mail a random letter to a random person for another opportunity to talk to her[/QUOTE]



This can work, if you are having trouble with something to send, I am always open to stickers, NS swag, whatever may do the trick. Remember bigger the box of stuff the more money she will think you have. This is for your benefit not mine.
Oct 6 2015 7:15PM
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90053
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a_pla5tic_bagAddress a package to her and hand it to her to ship out, obviously there's no reason for her to actually ship it so she'll open it right then and there. Someone else is gonna have to come up with what to put inside.


how about this,

get a friend to box you up in a package, address it to her and deliver it to the post office.

then jump out and propose to her
Oct 6 2015 7:22PM
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SSteezle
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Or mail the post office a letter with ATNN: Her name. Inside the letter confess your love and penis size and if you made a big enough impression on her the day before she'll know it's from you
Oct 6 2015 7:23PM
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selfiejesus
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a_pla5tic_bagAddress a package to her and hand it to her to ship out, obviously there's no reason for her to actually ship it so she'll open it right then and there. Someone else is gonna have to come up with what to put inside.


the package is just a bunch of boxes and theres really nothing there. then when she says "whats with all the boxes?" you can slyly remark, "I've been through so many boxes, and now i want to experience yours"
Oct 6 2015 7:26PM
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skier58284
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swillyOr just go back to the post office and mail a random letter to a random person for another opportunity to talk to her



This can work, if you are having trouble with something to send, I am always open to stickers, NS swag, whatever may do the trick. Remember bigger the box of stuff the more money she will think you have. This is for your benefit not mine.


First we will need your address.
Oct 6 2015 7:34PM
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skier58284
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90053how about this,

get a friend to box you up in a package, address it to her and deliver it to the post office.

then jump out and propose to her


Do this and post video.
Oct 6 2015 7:36PM
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arnie_grape
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mail more shit at the same time next week. she's likely to be there. if not, break in at night and steal a copy of the work schedule.
Oct 6 2015 7:37PM
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theabortionator
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Make her an alarm clock. Homemade gifts are so hot right now.
Oct 6 2015 7:38PM
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-Dan
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So then we all agree that adding her on Facebook is the worse move. I'm gonna go tomorrow and ship some more things. Shouts out to Peter being completely right. If she's not down then its pretty easy to not go to that post office. Should be a dope adrenaline rush. I've def never coldstart tried to get a girls number like this.

If other people come into the post office while I'm there do I still send it? Damn, an audience would really make this tough.
Oct 6 2015 7:57PM
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OregonDead
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TallxTIf other people come into the post office while I'm there do I still send it? Damn, an audience would really make this tough.


Yes. Once you see her you need to send it audience or no. Think of it like skiing a radical line. If someone sees you it will really be that much better if it works out.
Oct 6 2015 8:10PM
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Lus146
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Girls r weerd
Oct 6 2015 8:13PM
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skier58284
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TallxTSo then we all agree that adding her on Facebook is the worse move. I'm gonna go tomorrow and ship some more things. Shouts out to Peter being completely right. If she's not down then its pretty easy to not go to that post office. Should be a dope adrenaline rush. I've def never coldstart tried to get a girls number like this.

If other people come into the post office while I'm there do I still send it? Damn, an audience would really make this tough.


I fail to see how other people being there is relevant to your course of action. Just make sure to time it that if you are waiting in line and several people are working, you will go to her register than someone else's.
Oct 6 2015 8:13PM
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DrZoidberg
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Mail her a letter?
Oct 6 2015 8:16PM
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Peter.
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TallxTIf other people come into the post office while I'm there do I still send it? Damn, an audience would really make this tough.


more people being in line just makes it a shorter conversation, and gives you a good excuse to leave if things are going terribly
Oct 6 2015 8:21PM
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erica
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But can she lip on blind 2?
Oct 6 2015 8:22PM
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-Dan
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Peter.more people being in line just makes it a shorter conversation, and gives you a good excuse to leave if things are going terribly

you're good at spinning positives. big ups
ericaBut can she lip on blind 2?


She's from puerto rico and moved to NY semi-recently, so I feel like she has never been skiing.
Oct 6 2015 8:33PM
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gnar_whal
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OP give us her name
Oct 6 2015 8:35PM
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alev
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if you kidnap her after work she's yours forever. think thats how it works
Oct 6 2015 8:40PM
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theabortionator
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BonzaloGirl thread with no pics??????


Have no fear, the totally not the abortionator is here!




http://images.newschoolers.com/images/17/00/78/61/79/786179_994w_662h.jpeg
Oct 6 2015 9:17PM
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theabortionator
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AlsoKnownAsHave no fear, the totally not the abortionator is here!




http://images.newschoolers.com/images/17/00/78/61/79/786179_994w_662h.jpeg


Idk why it's being weird. Re embed, not on nooschoolers



worky?
Oct 6 2015 9:35PM
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patt.
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AlsoKnownAsIdk why it's being weird. Re embed, not on nooschoolers



worky?


This is gold
Oct 6 2015 9:41PM
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theBearJew
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Go back to the post office with a envelope, have it with her name on it but no address. Have postage of course, it is the post office. Give it to her and just walk away. Inside is a letter that says, "Can I take you out on a date" then has your number.

Say some sly shit like you forgot the address or something. Don't actually try to get her address though, just make it seem like you're doing something clever and cute. Bitches love clever and cute.
Oct 6 2015 9:42PM
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daannnnieel
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excuse for shipping shit
figure out when she works
shit shit and say shes cute
im bad at this now
??????
profit
Oct 6 2015 9:43PM
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iFlip
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AlsoKnownAsIdk why it's being weird. Re embed, not on nooschoolers



worky?


WELL DONE. Bravo.
Oct 6 2015 9:44PM
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theabortionator
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The internetz are so hard sometimes


https://www.newschoolers.com/memberphoto/786179.0/Cute-Girl-At-The-Post-Office?s=104058&o=8#DKsCOwtkfDu6mWzD.97


Just wanted a linky.
Oct 6 2015 9:45PM
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deleted5
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No do not ask out over FB that's will not work, gotta do it in person much higher success rate and takes real balls. show her your big balls!
Oct 6 2015 9:53PM
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Julius_Steezer
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1) walk into post office and seek her out

2) ask her if she can help you out with a large package

3a) if she says yes, follow through with the innuendo and whip out your dick

3b) if she says no/directs you to another counter then thank her for her help, go home and have a sadness wank

If you choose 3a...

4a) she's amazed and things go great

4b) get some friends in on it so you have an airtight alibi for the upcoming sexual harassment case
Oct 6 2015 9:56PM
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theabortionator
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Julius_Steezer4b) get some friends in on it so you have an airtight alibi for the upcoming sexual harassment case



It's not sexual harassment if you don't work there.
Oct 6 2015 10:01PM
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deleted5
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Also do not go back under false pretenses go back say you were in a rush last time, but you thought she was cute and want to ask her her out for _______ date. Or you can always drive there write down what I just said, hand her a letter saying its for her then leave your phone number at the end.
Oct 6 2015 10:01PM
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californiagrown
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If you actually want to know what to do, ill tell you. 100% will work if you have any social skill at all.


Go in there tomorrow with a letter. doesnt matter whats in it. could be a piece of scratch paper addressed to a random address in bumfuck wisconsin.

go in at a non busy time of day. Wait in line.

when you get to the front of the line and go up to her counter say you want to mail the letter.

she will tell you that you could have just dropped in any of the mailboxes instead of waiting in line. If she just grabs the letter and says youre good to go, say...

You now say that the real reason you waited in line was to see her again. you thought she was super pretty and funny the other day and you had no other way to get in contact with her.

Then ask if she would like to grab a coffee/ froyo/burger around the corner after her shift or on a break.



Thank me later.
Oct 6 2015 10:12PM
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deleted5
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californiagrownIf you actually want to know what to do, ill tell you. 100% will work if you have any social skill at all.


Go in there tomorrow with a letter. doesnt matter whats in it. could be a piece of scratch paper addressed to a random address in bumfuck wisconsin.

go in at a non busy time of day. Wait in line.

when you get to the front of the line and go up to her counter say you want to mail the letter.

she will tell you that you could have just dropped in any of the mailboxes instead of waiting in line. If she just grabs the letter and says youre good to go, say...

You now say that the real reason you waited in line was to see her again. you thought she was super pretty and funny the other day and you had no other way to get in contact with her.

Then ask if she would like to grab a coffee/ froyo/burger around the corner after her shift or on a break.



Thank me later.


Wow wish I thought of this
Oct 6 2015 10:14PM
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itzki
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Sell me something and mail it to me. There's your excuse to meet her again. I'm like a wingman you never even see in person.
Oct 6 2015 10:15PM
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californiagrown
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nocturnalWow wish I thought of this


Yeah i bet. asking a girl out with a note? really?
Oct 6 2015 10:17PM
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deleted5
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californiagrownYeah i bet. asking a girl out with a note? really?


Yeah man I'd much rather start a relationship under false pretenses. I told him the best thing to do is go back and ask in person. However, I had a feeling op might have a hard time doing this, and if he was then I suggested the note.
Oct 6 2015 10:21PM
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californiagrown
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nocturnalYeah man I'd much rather start a relationship under false pretenses. I told him the best thing to do is go back and ask in person. However, I had a feeling op might have a hard time doing this, and if he was then I suggested the note.


false pretenses being that he tells her he came back because he thinks she is pretty and funny and wants to grab a coffee/froyo/etc with here?

I fail to see how that is starting a relationship under false pretenses...



Also "you should go back and ask her out dude" is not at all what i suggested.
Oct 6 2015 10:23PM
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