So this happened at UConn the other day...
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/785981/Drunk-Kid-Wants-Mac-and-Cheese
Whats funnier is his name got out so I checked out his facebook and in the least shocking news ever: he's a racer.
But wait...there's more. He's also been arrested for assaulting a cop at UMass Amherst.
http://onlyintherepublicofamherst.blogspot.com/2014/09/repeat-party-offender.html
"I'M SO FUUUUCKED"