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Anti Jokes

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nate1097
Posts: 361 - Karma: 524
Just saw a thread on dark humor, decided to make this. Anybody else find anti jokes funny as fuck? Ill throw a couple example down below

Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a bus

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?
We are both lawyers

What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick

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Oct 4 2015 4:37PM
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nate1097
Posts: 361 - Karma: 524
bump because bored
Oct 4 2015 5:38PM
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SterlingArcher
Posts: 2200 - Karma: 2,456



pictures unrelated
Oct 4 2015 6:26PM
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elcornholio
Posts: 797 - Karma: 1,556
How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a hammer.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Whats worse than a bee sting? The holocaust.
Oct 4 2015 6:59PM
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Dadcore
Posts: 237 - Karma: 698
Where do you find a dog with no arms and no legs?



Where ever you left him, he isn't going anywhere.
Oct 4 2015 8:00PM
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Mingg
Posts: 13992 - Karma: 49,651
Whats green and has wheels?



Grass. I lied about the wheels.
Oct 4 2015 8:20PM
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Swandog7
Posts: 4955 - Karma: 9,023
MinggWhats green and has wheels?



Grass. I lied about the wheels.


The Green Goblin obviously. He's coming you know.
Oct 4 2015 8:52PM
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ANDR01D
Posts: 1181 - Karma: 3,319
Your momma's so fat, I hope she has learned to be comfortable with her appearance while striving towards a healthier weight.

Your momma's so black, I hope she wasn't the target of any racial discrimination growing up.
Oct 4 2015 9:23PM
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Swandog7
Posts: 4955 - Karma: 9,023
Yo momma so fat, she's 60 pounds overweight.
How much did the polar bear weigh? 1145 pounds
Oct 4 2015 9:37PM
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