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If You Give a Doug a Microphone

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Troy.
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Don't do it. Ever.

Last night at the premier of Gavin Rudy's film The Golden Age (fucking fantastic), Doug Bishop FaceTimed my phone. Bishop cunningly convinced Gavin and I to hold the phone up to the microphone so he could say a few words to the audience.

Reasonable, absolutely. Doug Bishop, the leader of the Newschoolers/the free world, wants to say something from his basement? Sure, why not.

He says some normal MC style things about how proud of Gavin he was for the flick, and other nice things that weren't that memorable.

Then, right before he signs off, he yells "NEWSCHOOLERS FUCKED YO BITCH."

My god Doug, I am floored. Do you realize that there were DOGS at this brewery? Doug Bishop is an adult for god's sake. Think about the corruption he could cause.

Whoever posted this has the right idea. https://www.newschoolers.com/forum/thread/813792/Doug-bishops-influence-on-young-skiers--his-children--

Doug Bishop, you disgust me. You're what is wrong with skiing. 10/10 would FaceTime again.
Oct 4 2015 11:26AM
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AlpeDiez
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We need to get some people developing a Flabongo/microphone hybrid. It's all he ever needs in life.The Flabongophone.
Oct 4 2015 11:31AM
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erica
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Troy.Do you realize that there were DOGS at this brewery?



Oct 4 2015 12:05PM
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LOLZfajitas
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doug bishop for the people, the people for doug bishop, #bishopforpres2015
Oct 4 2015 2:04PM
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Tumble_Weave
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NS is absolutely SAVAGE in the wake of if3
Oct 4 2015 2:32PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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10/10 on the reference in the title.
Oct 4 2015 2:56PM
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Troy.
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xX*TACO-DOG*Xx10/10 on the reference in the title.


Finally.
Oct 4 2015 3:39PM
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Big_Mtn
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He was even worse at NS week at Windells...
Oct 4 2015 3:42PM
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Anchorfilms
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I believe that doug is just all the NS egos combined into one large force
Oct 4 2015 4:05PM
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brov1
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came here for a talking dog. was very, very disappointed
Oct 4 2015 4:27PM
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nellyyy
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AnchorfilmsI believe that doug is just all the NS egos combined into one large force


Bishop is The Borg
Oct 4 2015 5:33PM
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msg
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Oct 4 2015 6:37PM
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Crehm
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Still not as good as him dropping the Fuck word to a bunch of 12 year olds over the microphone at the beginning of Newschoolers week at Windells.
Oct 5 2015 12:42PM
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erica
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Troy.Finally.


If you give Doug a microphone, he's going to want a Flabongo to go with it
Oct 5 2015 12:43PM
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Mr.Bishop
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AlpeDiezWe need to get some people developing a Flabongo/microphone hybrid. It's all he ever needs in life.The Flabongophone.


YOU ARE A GENIUS.

Also, I gotta stop stealing Hood Crew's material.
Oct 5 2015 12:58PM
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chicknfriedsteak
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Thread if the week.
Oct 5 2015 8:16PM
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