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Cyabski
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So dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it. But for those of you that do, post your favorite dark humor jokes.

What do you call a cheap circumcision?.......A rip off
10 years ago
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spacelunch
Posts: 67 - Karma: 145
Where did sally go during the bombing?



Everywhere
9 years ago
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spacelunch
Posts: 67 - Karma: 145
Where did sally go during the bombing?



Everywhere
9 years ago
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Daph
Posts: 5978 - Karma: 5,011
what do you get when you cross a black guy and an octopus

One hell of a cotton picker
9 years ago
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jellomellow
Posts: 961 - Karma: 3,562
YES ITS BACK
9 years ago
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,191
Bump


I took my grandma to a fish spa center where the little fish eat your dead skin for only $45. 
 
It was way cheaper than having her buried in the cemetery.
9 years ago
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erikK
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What do you call a Muslim on a wooden leg?

Shit on a stick...



What do you call a Muslim on two wooden legs?

A waste of wood
9 years ago
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sgg.23
Posts: 271 - Karma: 266
What's the hardest part about being a pedophile?


Trying to fit in
9 years ago
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oxiclean
Posts: 615 - Karma: 692
What's dark and has wheels?



Night. I lied about the wheels.

DARN.
9 years ago
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Newschoolers55
Posts: 851 - Karma: 4,794
I know im horrible person but this thread is hilarious
9 years ago
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Rennis_Deynolds
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 19,059
How do you know your sisters on her period ?




Your dads dick tastes like blood
9 years ago
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Newschoolers55
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What does anal sex and eating a broccoli have in common?

If you are forced to it as a child, you probably dont like it when you are an adult
9 years ago
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mat_espo
Posts: 267 - Karma: 773
What kind of file can turn a 12mm hole into a 40mm hole?



A pedophile.
9 years ago
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User1
Posts: 402 - Karma: 2,218
What do you do if you see a black guy bleeding in you backyard?

Quit laughing and reload
9 years ago
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Panta.Pow
Posts: 111 - Karma: 310
Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 5 seconds.
9 years ago
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TRVP_ANGEL
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DanielPlainviewwhats the difference between jews and pizza?

pizza doesnt scream going into the oven

what do you call 3 niggers hanging in a barn?

used farm equipment

what do an apple and a nigger have in common?

they both look nice hanging from a tree

sorry for the hard Rs


ohhhh ok this is bad
6 years ago
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everlast
Posts: 1130 - Karma: 1,272
TRVP_ANGELohhhh ok this is bad


appleboy
6 years ago
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datboihodoestuff
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how many babies does it rake to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you can throw.
Whats the worst part about breaking up with a japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice.
Whats the difference between cancer and my cousin?
my uncle didn't beat cancer.
Whats the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
5 years ago
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elcheapo
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What's the ultimate Jewish delima...

Free ham
5 years ago
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clxrity
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ngl my sister and i’s texts when we were high asf bc our other sister just tried to kill herself with an overdose but survived are pretty bad

5 years ago
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iced
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e_wattWhy shouldn't you throw a rock at a black guy riding a bike? Because it's probably yours


the bike or the black guy?
5 years ago
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xxACIDTRIPxx
Posts: 5980 - Karma: 8,185
My life.
5 years ago
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DarkJokegod
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Have you heard of the show Naked and Afraid?...... That's what I call hide and seek with my uncle
a year ago
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littlehouse9
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what do serial killers do


put the fun in funeral
a year ago
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ChickFilAJadenHa
Posts: 6 - Karma: -55
GregFlikSo a horse walks into a bar.
The bartender asks "What can I get you?"
Horse says "My alcohol addiction is destroying my family"

Get it? Because a horse doesn't have thumbs.


Wtf
a year ago
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ChickFilAJadenHa
Posts: 6 - Karma: -55
GregFlikSo a horse walks into a bar.
The bartender asks "What can I get you?"
Horse says "My alcohol addiction is destroying my family"

Get it? Because a horse doesn't have thumbs.


Wtf
a year ago
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SteezyYeeter
Posts: 3920 - Karma: -12,443
thread did NOT age well 😭
a year ago
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ChickFilAJadenHa
Posts: 6 - Karma: -55
Why can't US and Britain play chess
Cause there missing a queen and 2 towers
a year ago
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TheSasquatch
Posts: 68 - Karma: 727
How do you stop a baby crawling in a circle, nail it’s other foot to the ground.

**This post was edited on May 4th 2024 at 6:23:29pm
a year ago
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TOAST.
Posts: 7715 - Karma: 39,199
what's up with the random new accounts bumping this thread?
a year ago
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themadpigeon
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How do you do that?
Nick.AI have fucked more women them breast
a year ago
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themadpigeon
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When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.

My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87

Why are cigarettes good for the environment?
They kill people.

It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
It's true. I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.


"What's your name, son?" The principal asked his student.
The kid replied, "D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir."
"Do you have a stutter?" the principal asked.
The student answered, "No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk."

I was in Russia listening to a stand-up comedian making fun of Putin.
The jokes weren't that good, but I liked the execution.

Doctor: “You’ll be at peace soon.”
Man: “Am I dying?”
Doctor: “No, your wife is.”
a year ago
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Jacobthesadskier
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Whats another term for cumming inside your girlfriend?






Loading the dishwasher.
a year ago
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themadpigeon
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JacobthesadskierWhats another term for cumming inside your girlfriend?






Loading the dishwasher.


wow What an amazing explanation.
a year ago
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themadpigeon
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Why doesn't Mexico have a Olympic team? Because everybody that can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S
a year ago
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Kicka55bob
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I pretty sure the joke goes How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none because the arrest the lightbulb for being broke and beat the room because it’s black
Lskier_how many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

none, they'll just beat the room for being black
10 months ago
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Kicka55bob
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You hear about the new movie about a fish that has cancer?

it’s called finding chemo
10 months ago
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Crazymarine
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What did the altar boy say to the catholic priest? Nothing his mother taught him good manners......don't talk with your mouth full.
9 months ago
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SuperiorKalmar
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CrazymarineWhat did the altar boy say to the catholic priest? Nothing his mother taught him good manners......don't talk with your mouth full.


Dude really thought it was a good idea to post this piece of shit as your first post.

**This post was edited on Jul 24th 2024 at 12:06:59am
9 months ago
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Kingk1279
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why don't black people have dreams...
because the last one that did got shot
7 months ago
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retardedwhitekid
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Wanna know what's weird?
Everyone used to be scared of trans fats, now everyone celebrates fat trans

How do Jews get to heaven?
Well Done
7 months ago
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retardedwhitekid
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KungKalmarDude really thought it was a good idea to post this piece of shit as your first post.

**This post was edited on Jul 24th 2024 at 12:06:59am


if ur offended, leave.
it's that simple
7 months ago
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retardedwhitekid
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mat_espoI hate niggers!!!

what💀💀
7 months ago
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inertia777
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Olimar9/11 jokes are the best jokes


who would've known this man was 9 years late
7 months ago
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Realgamerz0_13
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Wtf bro
7 months ago
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Realgamerz0_13
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inertia777who would've known this man was 9 years late


fr
7 months ago
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Realgamerz0_13
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inertia777who would've known this man was 9 years late


fr
7 months ago
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