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Cyabski
Posts: 188 - Karma: 800
So dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it. But for those of you that do, post your favorite dark humor jokes.

What do you call a cheap circumcision?.......A rip off
Oct 2 2015 11:20PM
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spacelunch
Posts: 67 - Karma: 144
Where did sally go during the bombing?



Everywhere
Jan 1 2016 7:22PM
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spacelunch
Posts: 67 - Karma: 144
Where did sally go during the bombing?



Everywhere
Jan 1 2016 7:22PM
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Daph
Posts: 5978 - Karma: 5,006
what do you get when you cross a black guy and an octopus

One hell of a cotton picker
Jan 1 2016 7:54PM
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jellomellow
Posts: 961 - Karma: 3,562
YES ITS BACK
Jan 1 2016 8:07PM
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,175
Bump


I took my grandma to a fish spa center where the little fish eat your dead skin for only $45. 
 
It was way cheaper than having her buried in the cemetery.
May 13 2016 12:59AM
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erikK
Posts: 3245 - Karma: 2,328
What do you call a Muslim on a wooden leg?

Shit on a stick...



What do you call a Muslim on two wooden legs?

A waste of wood
May 13 2016 7:00PM
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sgg.23
Posts: 271 - Karma: 265
What's the hardest part about being a pedophile?


Trying to fit in
May 15 2016 11:14PM
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oxiclean
Posts: 615 - Karma: 687
What's dark and has wheels?



Night. I lied about the wheels.

DARN.
May 15 2016 11:30PM
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Newschoolers55
Posts: 851 - Karma: 4,792
I know im horrible person but this thread is hilarious
May 16 2016 8:54AM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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How do you know your sisters on her period ?




Your dads dick tastes like blood
May 16 2016 8:56AM
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Newschoolers55
Posts: 851 - Karma: 4,792
What does anal sex and eating a broccoli have in common?

If you are forced to it as a child, you probably dont like it when you are an adult
May 16 2016 9:08AM
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mat_espo
Posts: 267 - Karma: 771
What kind of file can turn a 12mm hole into a 40mm hole?



A pedophile.
May 16 2016 12:02PM
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User1
Posts: 402 - Karma: 2,217
What do you do if you see a black guy bleeding in you backyard?

Quit laughing and reload
May 17 2016 1:24AM
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Panta.Pow
Posts: 111 - Karma: 309
Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 5 seconds.
May 17 2016 3:01AM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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DanielPlainviewwhats the difference between jews and pizza?

pizza doesnt scream going into the oven

what do you call 3 niggers hanging in a barn?

used farm equipment

what do an apple and a nigger have in common?

they both look nice hanging from a tree

sorry for the hard Rs


ohhhh ok this is bad
Apr 17 2019 12:12PM
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everlast
Posts: 1130 - Karma: 1,270
TRVP_ANGELohhhh ok this is bad


appleboy
Apr 17 2019 12:42PM
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datboihodoestuff
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how many babies does it rake to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you can throw.
Whats the worst part about breaking up with a japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice.
Whats the difference between cancer and my cousin?
my uncle didn't beat cancer.
Whats the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Nov 1 2019 12:53PM
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elcheapo
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What's the ultimate Jewish delima...

Free ham
Nov 4 2019 10:40PM
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clxrity
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ngl my sister and i’s texts when we were high asf bc our other sister just tried to kill herself with an overdose but survived are pretty bad

Feb 20 2020 9:40PM
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iced
Posts: 3070 - Karma: 17,965
e_wattWhy shouldn't you throw a rock at a black guy riding a bike? Because it's probably yours


the bike or the black guy?
Feb 20 2020 11:33PM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
Posts: 5980 - Karma: 8,175
My life.
Feb 23 2020 12:07AM
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DarkJokegod
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Have you heard of the show Naked and Afraid?...... That's what I call hide and seek with my uncle
Jan 30 2024 9:48AM
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littlehouse9
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what do serial killers do


put the fun in funeral
Feb 1 2024 9:54AM
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ChickFilAJadenHa
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GregFlikSo a horse walks into a bar.
The bartender asks "What can I get you?"
Horse says "My alcohol addiction is destroying my family"

Get it? Because a horse doesn't have thumbs.


Wtf
Apr 23 2024 3:22PM
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ChickFilAJadenHa
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GregFlikSo a horse walks into a bar.
The bartender asks "What can I get you?"
Horse says "My alcohol addiction is destroying my family"

Get it? Because a horse doesn't have thumbs.


Wtf
Apr 23 2024 3:22PM
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SteezyYeeter
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thread did NOT age well 😭
Apr 23 2024 6:51PM
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ChickFilAJadenHa
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Why can't US and Britain play chess
Cause there missing a queen and 2 towers
Apr 26 2024 9:45AM
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TheSasquatch
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How do you stop a baby crawling in a circle, nail it’s other foot to the ground.

**This post was edited on May 4th 2024 at 6:23:29pm
May 4 2024 6:21PM
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TOAST.
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 36,030
what's up with the random new accounts bumping this thread?
May 4 2024 9:00PM
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themadpigeon
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How do you do that?
Nick.AI have fucked more women them breast
May 16 2024 11:35PM
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themadpigeon
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When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.

My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87

Why are cigarettes good for the environment?
They kill people.

It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
It's true. I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.


"What's your name, son?" The principal asked his student.
The kid replied, "D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir."
"Do you have a stutter?" the principal asked.
The student answered, "No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk."

I was in Russia listening to a stand-up comedian making fun of Putin.
The jokes weren't that good, but I liked the execution.

Doctor: “You’ll be at peace soon.”
Man: “Am I dying?”
Doctor: “No, your wife is.”
May 16 2024 11:53PM
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Jacobthesadskier
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Whats another term for cumming inside your girlfriend?






Loading the dishwasher.
May 17 2024 3:55AM
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themadpigeon
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JacobthesadskierWhats another term for cumming inside your girlfriend?






Loading the dishwasher.


wow What an amazing explanation.
May 17 2024 8:41AM
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themadpigeon
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Why doesn't Mexico have a Olympic team? Because everybody that can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S
May 17 2024 8:45AM
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Kicka55bob
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I pretty sure the joke goes How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none because the arrest the lightbulb for being broke and beat the room because it’s black
Lskier_how many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

none, they'll just beat the room for being black
Jul 3 2024 4:33PM
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Kicka55bob
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You hear about the new movie about a fish that has cancer?

it’s called finding chemo
Jul 3 2024 4:36PM
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Crazymarine
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What did the altar boy say to the catholic priest? Nothing his mother taught him good manners......don't talk with your mouth full.
Jul 23 2024 10:19PM
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KungKalmar
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CrazymarineWhat did the altar boy say to the catholic priest? Nothing his mother taught him good manners......don't talk with your mouth full.


Dude really thought it was a good idea to post this piece of shit as your first post.

**This post was edited on Jul 24th 2024 at 12:06:59am
Jul 24 2024 12:06AM
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Kingk1279
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why don't black people have dreams...
because the last one that did got shot
Sep 26 2024 11:12AM
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retardedwhitekid
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Wanna know what's weird?
Everyone used to be scared of trans fats, now everyone celebrates fat trans

How do Jews get to heaven?
Well Done
Sep 26 2024 11:54AM
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retardedwhitekid
Posts: 3 - Karma: -4
KungKalmarDude really thought it was a good idea to post this piece of shit as your first post.

**This post was edited on Jul 24th 2024 at 12:06:59am


if ur offended, leave.
it's that simple
Sep 26 2024 11:56AM
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retardedwhitekid
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mat_espoI hate niggers!!!

what💀💀
Sep 26 2024 12:01PM
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inertia777
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Olimar9/11 jokes are the best jokes


who would've known this man was 9 years late
Sep 26 2024 4:10PM
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Realgamerz0_13
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Wtf bro
Oct 4 2024 8:23AM
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Realgamerz0_13
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inertia777who would've known this man was 9 years late


fr
Oct 4 2024 8:23AM
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Realgamerz0_13
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inertia777who would've known this man was 9 years late


fr
Oct 4 2024 8:51AM
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