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DadcoreThis is terrible so please don't be offended
What do you call a stoned kid with down syndrome
A baked potato
DadcoreThis is terrible so please don't be offended
What do you call a stoned kid with down syndrome
A baked potato
_Fluffy_What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies?
I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline
What do a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of pumpkins have in common?
I unload both with a pitchfork.
How many dead babies does it take to shingle a roof?
Depends on how thin you slice them.
Olimar9/11 jokes are the best jokes
DadcoreHow many jews fit in a smart car?
Four in the seats and 1000 in the ashtray
Granite_StateIts 6,000,000 in the ash tray you douchenozzle.
Yesterday I accidentally hit a little kid with my car. It wasn’t serious — nobody saw me.
I once went on a date with a girl where we went hiking… and she gets bit by a snake in between her toes, and I had to suck out the poison… so she’s dead.
I’m not a religious person; I would call myself an atheist. I don’t have a good story behind it, I’m just reasonable.
My ex-girlfriend owned a parakeet…oh my god, that fucking thing would never shut up. But the bird was cool.
We just found out my little brother has a peanut allergy, which is very serious I know. But still I feel like my parents are totally overreacting — they caught me eating a tiny little bag of airline peanuts and they kicked me out of his funeral.
My mom, for most of her life, was a Holocaust denier. And it was terrible for the entire family to have to deal with until, finally, a couple years ago, we had an intervention. And we had a rabbi come into the home, had him walk her through the history of the Jewish people, and then he made her watch “Schindler’s List.” And after that, my mom did a complete 180. Now she can’t believe it only happened once.
My girlfriend makes me want to be a better person — so I can get a better girlfriend.
When I finished high school I wanted to take all my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle. Buy my mom said no. See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was 18. And I could just have his motorcycle.
Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha? I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.
You don’t know anything about pain until you’ve seen your own baby drowned in a tub… and you definitely don’t know anything about how to wash a baby.
UncleJoewhats the difference between jews and pizza?
pizza doesnt scream going into the oven
what do you call 3 niggers hanging in a barn?
used farm equipment
what do an apple and a nigger have in common?
they both look nice hanging from a tree
sorry for the hard Rs
Granite_StateEnjoy your ban
tschumsWhats even funnier than the Holocaust?
SFBthis is why these treads are dumb, anything thats actually offensive will get banned.
Lskier_why don't kids from sandy hook read books?
because all they got that year were a few magazines
Lskier_why don't kids from sandy hook read books?
because all they got that year were a few magazines
--Nick17--What do you call a 5th grader with no friends?
Sandy Hook survivor
Lskier_why don't kids from sandy hook read books?
because all they got that year were a few magazines
skiermanDane Cook kills harder than a Dark Knight movie premiere in Aurora.
Get it? Its dark because Dane Cook fucking sucks.
.otto.I like racist jokes like i like black people
I dont like black people
whats the difference between a bench and a Mexican
one can support a family
