I'm a senior business student at UVM, and I'm trapped in a freshman level creative writing class (requirement filler). I'm supposed to write a monostich (long fucking run on sentence poem), and I can't seem to get myself to care about it. I figured that you goons might be keen to lend a hand.
Any lines that aren't ridiculously offensive will be included in the poem, because as far as I can tell it's doesn't really matter if the thing makes sense. It can contain swears, but no racism/sexism etc. because I'll get eaten alive at UVM.
Each line needs to be around 10-20 syllables, and it would be great if there was some sort of common theme.
I will be reading this in front of a freshman class tomorrow morning at 11:40.