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Best gaper quotes

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Posts: 1556 - Karma: 6,418
Thought that in preparation for the coming season we could share a few of our favorite gaper quotes.

I'll start

"I love Aspen, except for the snow."
Sep 23 2015 11:44PM
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iFlip
Posts: 4544 - Karma: 19,145
"I love reposts." -OP
Sep 23 2015 11:46PM
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,183
MasterBaiterThought that in preparation for the coming season we could share a few of our favorite gaper quotes.

I'll start

"I love Aspen, except for the snow."


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Sep 24 2015 12:50AM
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John18_6
Posts: 7313 - Karma: 49,167
Heard some gapers call other people "gaypers" thinking that it meant gay skiers. Intentionally threw down around them, went up to talk to them. They told me I was good. Then I told them in the straightest face possible "I like penis." They laughed and called me "gayper" the rest of the day. No ragrets.
Sep 24 2015 12:58AM
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C.Smith
Posts: 105 - Karma: 715
" I like skiing park but I hate going off jumps and I hate rails I just like boxes"
Sep 24 2015 7:56AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 52051 - Karma: 167,324
cool trick skis op
Sep 24 2015 8:20AM
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No.Quarter
Posts: 5257 - Karma: 16,966
no, stop now
Sep 24 2015 12:15PM
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BAYKUR
Posts: 344 - Karma: 2,579
That 270 on 270 off was so dope!
Sep 24 2015 12:25PM
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saskskier
Posts: 4774 - Karma: 10,005
"Checking out the new double-tips?" - Sportchek employee
Sep 24 2015 12:29PM
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S.J.W
Posts: 7609 - Karma: 31,171
I always love the look of a gaper when you eject out of your FKS and they say that you broke your binding.
Sep 24 2015 12:59PM
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skier58284
Posts: 1705 - Karma: 5,366
When I am about to huck a cliff under the chairlift, people on the chairlift "Watch out! There's a cliff below you!"
Sep 24 2015 9:11PM
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Ugmasugma
Posts: 149 - Karma: 277
There is too much powder...
Sep 24 2015 10:32PM
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fries
Posts: 2978 - Karma: 7,521
--Nick17--There is too much powder...


hahahah
Sep 24 2015 11:04PM
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SterlingArcher
Posts: 2200 - Karma: 2,456
which way to the stunt ditch?
Sep 25 2015 10:48AM
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FastSpeed
Posts: 646 - Karma: 644
saskskier"Checking out the new double-tips?" - Sportchek employee


too many people come in to the shop I work at and ask if they can rent double tips. But I still have to try hard not to laugh every time
Sep 25 2015 11:47AM
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CabbyArrant
Posts: 780 - Karma: 4,129
(After Doing a cork or rodeo)
"Sick trick bro, can you do a backflip?"

wtf!!!
Sep 26 2015 1:11AM
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