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Getting caught fucked up help!!!

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Mbeutel
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Alright I'll make this short as possible. So my buddy's and I were at a party in the woods last night and we were all pretty hammered and the cops stormed it so all 80 people ran. My group was hiding for a couple hours from the cops and we ended up splitting and his mom came and picked us all up. She's pissed at me and only me for some reason and I just don't know how to thank her for helping me out and how to not get her to tell my parents
Sep 23 2015 10:13AM
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S.J.W
Posts: 7609 - Karma: 31,172
You're getting the electric chair son. We don't need low life scum like you around here.
Sep 23 2015 10:21AM
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JahFeels
Posts: 779 - Karma: 587
Rest in peace dude, you're done for
Sep 23 2015 10:30AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 52293 - Karma: 170,198
I'll take your skis. Don't worry, they'll go to good use. Besides, by the time you get out of prison, global warming will have melted all the snow anyway.
Sep 23 2015 11:17AM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,492
Thank her with a rimjob
Sep 23 2015 11:20AM
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crotchvent
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Just let her put it in your butt. It will prepare Ybor when y I u inevitably go to prison later in life.
Sep 23 2015 11:24AM
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90053
Posts: 2565 - Karma: 3,728
.Hugo.Thank her with a rimjob


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Sep 23 2015 11:27AM
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FastSpeed
Posts: 646 - Karma: 644
Pee in her butt
Sep 23 2015 11:52AM
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HamFaceGirl
Posts: 5242 - Karma: 2,684
Don't drop the soap
Sep 23 2015 12:04PM
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Titus69
Posts: 9329 - Karma: 17,826
Oh my god dude you're fucked. Have fun in prison.
Sep 23 2015 1:13PM
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ggfski42
Posts: 651 - Karma: 700
Lol your friend obviously laid some serious blame on you. It was probably later on that night when he got home, around the time his mom was bitching him out. Why else would she be pissed at only you and not HER son?
Sep 23 2015 1:48PM
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Sky.
Posts: 1158 - Karma: 287
ggfski42Lol your friend obviously laid some serious blame on you. It was probably later on that night when he got home, around the time his mom was bitching him out. Why else would she be pissed at only you and not HER son?


Ding ding ding
Sep 23 2015 2:17PM
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iFlip
Posts: 4544 - Karma: 19,145
Let us know if all the Guantanamo stories are true when you get out in 35 years.
Sep 23 2015 2:18PM
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GayWolf420
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ggfski42Lol your friend obviously laid some serious blame on you. It was probably later on that night when he got home, around the time his mom was bitching him out. Why else would she be pissed at only you and not HER son?


this this this, you got thrown under the bus hard. typical shithead high school kid moves, live and learn and don't associate yourself with that fuckboi anymore. snitches get stitches.
Sep 23 2015 2:19PM
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KillaSeason
Posts: 3495 - Karma: 1,774
kill her
Sep 23 2015 9:23PM
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CHORIZO
Posts: 2003 - Karma: 10,039
getting caught by parents is 69x better than gettin caught by the cops, consider yourself lucky
Sep 23 2015 10:04PM
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mike759
Posts: 887 - Karma: 1,989
flee to mexico
Sep 23 2015 10:22PM
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Jesse.White
Posts: 450 - Karma: 754
That's why you wear camouflage, always have a way to hide for hours... Rookie.
Sep 23 2015 10:50PM
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scratchproteen
Posts: 5173 - Karma: 286
.Hugo.Thank her with a rimjob


nothing like a good ole rimjob to say thanks.
Sep 23 2015 11:37PM
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JahFeels
Posts: 779 - Karma: 587
Burn down your house and move to Belize
Sep 24 2015 2:00AM
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ghosthop
Posts: 631 - Karma: 1,027
Bake her a pie. bitches love pie
Sep 24 2015 2:06AM
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Titus69
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ghosthopBake her a pie. bitches love pie



Cream pie
Sep 24 2015 2:22PM
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Mbeutel
Posts: 98 - Karma: 273
ghosthopBake her a pie. bitches love pie


Titus69Cream pie


Word
Sep 24 2015 7:51PM
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DanielPlainview
Posts: 391 - Karma: 1,707
how is freshman year of high school going other than that?
Sep 24 2015 8:13PM
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Mbeutel
Posts: 98 - Karma: 273
Sophomore ;)
Sep 24 2015 8:52PM
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CabbyArrant
Posts: 780 - Karma: 4,129
Tell your parents the story first so that your friends mom doesn't tell them the lie that your bitch ass friend used to throw you under the bus. They will probs be lenient if you are forward about why happened rather than finding out from someone else
Sep 26 2015 2:48PM
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Mr.noodle
Posts: 1361 - Karma: 4,655
If you figure out your friend threw you under the bus throw his ass under the bus, if you go to your parents and tell them and act all scared about it and say that he make you go and you didn't want to drink but he convinced you to. Also I f you sound like a lil bitch she will probably believe you
Sep 26 2015 9:23PM
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Happynomad
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who fuckin cares what your friends mom thinks. just giver her the cack
Sep 27 2015 1:16AM
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FrenchFry
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You're gunna need a lawyer. Ur going to jail jackass
Sep 27 2015 3:23AM
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SFB
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S.J.WYou're getting the electric chair son. We don't need low life scum like you around here.

this tbh, if all he gets is life in prison ill hunt him down myself
Sep 28 2015 7:20AM
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