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If you could change the sound of your farts

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Moosen
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Well what would it be?

I would change mine to the sound of a Blow off Valve. Probably Tial Q, or Compressor Surge.
Sep 22 2015 11:10AM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,488
The dukes of hazzard horn
Sep 22 2015 11:25AM
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Titus69
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Probably an anti lag system...oh wait


Probably a female scream so in class everyone dreams the fuck out
Sep 22 2015 11:47AM
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THEHARLEMSHAKE
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YANKEE DOODLE DOO
Sep 22 2015 12:08PM
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stizzle
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Either sad trombone or that air horn in all those fancy rap songs.
Sep 22 2015 12:09PM
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K-Dot.
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JOHHHHHN CENAAAAA
Sep 22 2015 12:14PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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i'd probably do kendrick's gun impressions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sotK89fjBfQ
Sep 22 2015 12:16PM
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270on420out
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BRICKSQUAD
Sep 22 2015 12:27PM
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willifast
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Turbo noises!
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/783461/R34GTR-T04Z-Screamer-pipe-
Or random quotes from Tourettes guy
Sep 22 2015 12:37PM
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willifast
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willifastTurbo noises!
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/783461/R34GTR-T04Z-Screamer-pipe-
Or random quotes from Tourettes guy


https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/783461/R34GTR-T04Z-Screamer-pipe-
Sep 22 2015 12:38PM
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YoungGun.
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https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/783463/The-Grudge--Gurgling-Sound-for-12-Hours
Sep 22 2015 12:47PM
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chicknfriedsteak
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fog horn
Sep 22 2015 3:48PM
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cornholio
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darude - sandstorm
Sep 22 2015 4:05PM
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Just_Send_It
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love sosa
Sep 22 2015 4:13PM
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Swandog7
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John Cena theme song, however long the fart is, thats how long it plays. My goal would be to finish the song (like 3 minutes long)
Sep 22 2015 4:56PM
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steezelord420
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"SURPRISE MUTHAFUCKA!"
Sep 22 2015 5:01PM
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steezelord420
Posts: 141 - Karma: 1,009
"SURPRISE MUTHAFUCKA!"
Sep 22 2015 5:01PM
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.CJ.
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https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/783567/Some-guy-yells-at-some-cats
Almost anything from this video.
Sep 22 2015 5:34PM
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theabortionator
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Polka music
Sep 22 2015 5:53PM
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stinky_cheese
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id probably keep it as it is because i already think its funny enough
Sep 22 2015 8:41PM
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Sky.
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stinky_peteid probably keep it as it is because i already think its funny enough


Trust him, username
Sep 22 2015 9:05PM
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Yaraelpoof.png
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https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/783607/MLG-Horns-Sound-Effect
Sep 22 2015 9:09PM
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Moosen
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MasterBaiterhttps://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/783607/MLG-Horns-Sound-Effect


yesssss
Sep 24 2015 12:50AM
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roddy116
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the road warrior queen
Sep 24 2015 1:12AM
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Ugmasugma
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MY ANKLES!!!
Sep 24 2015 10:38PM
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nastynaven
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THEDIRTYBUBBLEBRICKSQUAD


the sound of a fat chick moaning.
Sep 24 2015 11:08PM
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powderdrunkie
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https://youtu.be/Tk-5RVMerfI
Sep 25 2015 1:27AM
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North_Ace
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the na na na sound right before the beat drops
Sep 25 2015 4:34PM
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crotchvent
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pee in me
Sep 25 2015 7:45PM
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