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I JUST MADE MILK

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CHORIZO
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two weeks ago i was chillin without a shirt, as usual. I suctioned a waterbottle to my nipple and kinda did a pumping motion. I saw a little white dribble on the end so i was like "oh". I proceded to squeeze my nip and about a pea size drop of milk accumulated on my nipple. I am really proud of myself. I know it isnt bcuz of a pimple cuz i have done it serveral times since then, but i guess the only real way to find out is a taste test.
Sep 12 2015 6:29PM
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GayWolf420
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c'mon dude, we don't need to know you tasted your own jizzums. Nice cover-up story, though.
Sep 12 2015 6:38PM
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crotchvent
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Pics or it didn't happen.
Sep 12 2015 6:58PM
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CHORIZO
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crotchventPics or it didn't happen.


i emptied myself out today. maybe tomorrow i can make a gif for the pinknames
Sep 12 2015 7:01PM
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crotchvent
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CHORIZOi emptied myself out today. maybe tomorrow i can make a gif for the pinknames


A gif would be even better.
Sep 12 2015 7:05PM
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CHORIZO
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crotchventA gif would be even better.



pm me pinknames
Sep 13 2015 7:44PM
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Filet-O-Fish
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OP you actually delivered.
This is weird as fuck













God I love NS.
Sep 13 2015 7:49PM
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Chubz.
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mfw i read this thread

Sep 13 2015 7:54PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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OP is pregs
Sep 13 2015 7:58PM
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crotchvent
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Your child is going to go hungry.
Sep 13 2015 8:27PM
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steezysteeze
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This thread was just what I was looking for in masturbatory material.
Sep 13 2015 9:49PM
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Mingg
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CHORIZO

pm me pinknames


HAHAHA WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, OP.
Sep 13 2015 9:59PM
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CHORIZO
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MinggHAHAHA WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, OP.


i just wanna start by saying when we have kids, i can provide the sustinance for our newborn
Sep 13 2015 10:18PM
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-emile-
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I haven't been on NS in weeks and this is what I come back to ?


what the fuck
Sep 13 2015 10:29PM
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Dadcore
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I have never seen a man more deserving of cookies
Sep 13 2015 10:31PM
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CashmereCat
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Nope. Nope. Nope.
Sep 13 2015 11:03PM
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CHORIZO
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-emile-I haven't been on NS in weeks and this is what I come back to ?


what the fuck


the off season has been tougher for some of us
Sep 13 2015 11:14PM
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Deepskier
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da fuq
Sep 14 2015 1:27AM
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Deepskier
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Official doctors note: OP has small set of testicals in chest
Sep 14 2015 1:39AM
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soulskier
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You may want to consult with your OBGYNO
Sep 14 2015 2:44AM
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profa_212
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I want to know if I can....but I also don't want to suction my nipple till milk comes out.
Sep 14 2015 5:02AM
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.Hugo.
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Ihavetheweirdestboner.gif
Sep 14 2015 8:23AM
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steezburgereddie
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DadcoreI have never seen a man more deserving of cookies


And he can make his own milk to dip them in.
Sep 14 2015 9:31AM
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robbinJAHood
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CHORIZO

pm me pinknames


what the fucking hell
Sep 14 2015 1:42PM
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SFB
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i knew a kid in middleschool who could do that
Sep 14 2015 2:32PM
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pat_in_the_hat
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how long were you using the waterbottle for? I wanna try
Sep 14 2015 3:06PM
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.Morton
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If it gets discovered that all men can produce milk from their nipples will they start censoring shirtless guys on tv?
Sep 14 2015 5:17PM
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ThaLorax
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WTF. I wonder if that has anything to do with testosterone/estrogen levels?
Sep 14 2015 5:23PM
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Steezy_IN_KC
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Sep 14 2015 5:36PM
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MothaHucker
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-emile-I haven't been on NS in weeks and this is what I come back to ?


what the fuck


right there with you.....
Sep 14 2015 5:41PM
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a_burger
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wtf ns
Sep 14 2015 6:32PM
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Peter.
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fucking incredible thread

this will lead to the revitalization of NSG
Sep 14 2015 7:11PM
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CHORIZO
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pat_in_the_hathow long were you using the waterbottle for? I wanna try


you just kinda suction it and do a lil pumping without breaking the seal. it took me like a minute, just keep going till youve perked up
Sep 14 2015 7:20PM
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Dadcore
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Peter.fucking incredible thread

this will lead to the revitalization of NSG


https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/782330/malk-milk-box--simpsons--chroma
$5 for malk straight from Op's nips all proceeds go to revitalize NSG
Sep 14 2015 8:44PM
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integralmgmt
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hahah the best...
Sep 14 2015 9:15PM
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HamFaceGirl
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lolol omg OP is girl
Sep 14 2015 11:11PM
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DrZoidberg
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Isn't that a sign of infection?
Sep 14 2015 11:43PM
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SKI.ING
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Peter.fucking incredible thread

this will lead to the revitalization of NSG


Yes!
Sep 14 2015 11:44PM
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chicknfriedsteak
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I'm mildly disturbed
Sep 14 2015 11:47PM
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byubound
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This thread will go down in history. Congrats OP
Sep 15 2015 12:54AM
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ThaLorax
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https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/782372/I--39-M-PREGNANT---Arnold-Schwarzenegger
Sep 15 2015 3:13AM
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I_Am_Mod
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hahaha, haven't laughed so hard at something in nsg for a while :D

@chorizo, i have a new icecream maker and am interested in buying your produce, how do we work something out ?
Sep 15 2015 6:16AM
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CHORIZO
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I_Am_Mod@chorizo, i have a new icecream maker and am interested in buying your produce, how do we work something out ?


We need to invest in the proper equipment

Sep 15 2015 9:45AM
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statuswhitegirl
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Peter.fucking incredible thread

this will lead to the revitalization of NSG


my thoughts exactly
Sep 15 2015 10:47PM
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.Rybak.
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Are you going to be selling it?
Sep 15 2015 10:57PM
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numnuts
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I can do the same but it's a little less milky and comes out in a little bit bigger quantities
Sep 15 2015 11:43PM
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spliff.Life
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man nipple milk.



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Sep 16 2015 12:03AM
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GayWolf420
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Admins, please archive this.
Sep 16 2015 12:12AM
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Japaneezy
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soft core
Sep 16 2015 12:15AM
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miroz
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Where's milk_man and why can't he do this?
Sep 16 2015 12:18AM
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