Replying to Time warp

What if tanner hall never broke his ankles? what if Tom Wallish never liked pretzels? what if the Drama Llama never went missing? what if andy parry never smelt bad? What if this post never existed?

Ok, so basiclly, if i rode my mini pony into town with a kegerator on the back, would it still snow as much as it would if i was drinking budlight thur a bendy straw?

can we really thank obama for everything, even if he cant Gymkana? because i want waffles over the rainbow when it snows 9 feet in the Alaskan Back country!!!!

Id ask if we can have winter back but some smug aussies are going to say "oi mate, we gotcha"