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Help with screamin seamen

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jdfreeski2
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oh man i just haven't been able to get this trick down any tips????
Sep 7 2015 10:35AM
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DominatorJacques
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You have to be totally nuts. Maybe you are just to sane.
Sep 7 2015 11:14AM
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McLS
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The success of this trick lies mostly in your ability to convince both of your knees that you're not gonna fuck it up.
Sep 7 2015 1:40PM
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brett_fisher
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I'm never trying one i like knees.
Sep 7 2015 4:08PM
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theabortionator
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What kind of semen were you using?
Sep 7 2015 4:28PM
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AngryGramps
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start out with lots of huge daffys, then move them up to double daffys (do one then switch which foot is forwards in the air) then move it up to the screamin semen
Sep 7 2015 6:05PM
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littleman34
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small skis, big jump? mabye
Sep 7 2015 6:05PM
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CashmereCat
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The way I learned was probably the worst way possible, but it worked. I started off by doing a half screamin out of a rail. I would cross my skis and land with them that way. It was really freaky the first couple times but you get used to it and then you just kinda take it to a jump and make sure to get them uncrossed.
Sep 7 2015 6:59PM
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Mingg
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seamus_cssmall skis, big jump? mabye


Pretty much this.

OP get yourself some ski blades and take it to the jumps on fiddler's next year. Those are usually small enough that you wont die on but big enough to have enough time! I tried them in Fid's last year, never actually landed one but got the crossing and uncrossing thing down.
Sep 7 2015 8:19PM
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Swandog7
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MinggPretty much this.

OP get yourself some ski blades and take it to the jumps on fiddler's next year. Those are usually small enough that you wont die on but big enough to have enough time! I tried them in Fid's last year, never actually landed one but got the crossing and uncrossing thing down.


I did some on a 15ft jump. Then went to screaming 180s and after about landing it twice, well, Im not gonna be doing it again any time soon. Landing switch while screaming aint too fun. Find a big enough jump and you should be fine
Sep 7 2015 8:23PM
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snowmosexual
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theabortionatorWhat kind of semen were you using?


Goat semen is the only kind that works, slather it on the groin of your snow pants and you will be properly lubricated
Sep 7 2015 8:50PM
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.Morton
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CashmereCatThe way I learned was probably the worst way possible, but it worked. I started off by doing a half screamin out of a rail


I'm so afraid to try that as it looks like landing any way other than perfect will result in major knee damage
Sep 7 2015 9:43PM
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perryhunter
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McLSThe success of this trick lies mostly in your ability to convince both of your knees that you're not gonna fuck it up.


Ahuh! Ride it with all your confidence. And convince yourself that you can do it.
Sep 7 2015 10:08PM
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littleman34
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ski-hippieGoat semen is the only kind that works, slather it on the groin of your snow pants and you will be properly lubricated


Yea I have heard this also. I think horse semen works too. Not as well tho
Sep 7 2015 11:12PM
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Craigskis
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Start throwing daffys and figure out which foot you lead with then it's a matter of throwing a daffy scissoring your feet back under you then unscissoring with another daffy.

Click click it's that easy
Sep 8 2015 12:09AM
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Azapcon
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Just dont do em. Itll save ur knees
Sep 8 2015 10:41AM
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snowmosexual
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steeze_boiYea I have heard this also. I think horse semen works too. Not as well tho


Horse semen? That's disgusting. It will give you herpes
Sep 9 2015 8:53PM
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arnie_grape
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ease into crossing your legs completely. like someone said above, start with massive daffy kicks (don't strain your hamstrings) then cross them a little more each time. if you happen to feel like you're going to land with your legs crossed, bail, don't brace.
Sep 10 2015 12:43PM
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.otto.
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cross your legs squezzz your dick and then release
Sep 10 2015 2:23PM
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Squirrel_Murphy
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jdfreeski2oh man i just haven't been able to get this trick down any tips????




Go off a bigger jump, you fucking pussy.
Sep 10 2015 3:19PM
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littleman34
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ski-hippieHorse semen? That's disgusting. It will give you herpes


oh my bad.
Sep 10 2015 3:22PM
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BenFrost
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The way I learned is go up the jump carving towards the side u naturally spin while gettin real low to get a nice pop of the lip. then when u take off do a huge daffy and also i cant do this trick lol
Sep 11 2015 11:47AM
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