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THEHARLEMSHAKE
Posts: 190 - Karma: 430
Hey guys what up its me its Morpheus its Carlos how are you whats up?

I'm will to go down on a chick when she is on the rag

my nickname is BONE

whats your story?
Sep 3 2015 10:05AM
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congrossman.
Posts: 142 - Karma: 520
i try to conduct foreign policy while zooted
Sep 3 2015 10:07AM
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iFlip
Posts: 4543 - Karma: 19,132
Hi, I'm Timmy. My nickname is TIMMMMAAAHHHHHH!

I'm special.

Sep 3 2015 10:08AM
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THEHARLEMSHAKE
Posts: 190 - Karma: 430
i can fart the lyrics of Yankee Doodle Doo
Sep 3 2015 10:09AM
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Brule.
Posts: 3920 - Karma: 6,206
I'm Dale, but you have to call me Dragon.
Sep 3 2015 3:18PM
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Lonely
Posts: 6741 - Karma: 61,663
Sep 3 2015 3:34PM
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Mr.noodle
Posts: 1361 - Karma: 4,651
My name is rod, and I like to party
Sep 3 2015 4:02PM
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Jon_Taffer
Posts: 1374 - Karma: 5,383
Mr.noodleMy name is rod, and I like to party


My name is jon and I like to party
Sep 3 2015 4:03PM
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Mr.noodle
Posts: 1361 - Karma: 4,651
Jon_TafferMy name is jon and I like to party


Uh jon, I just said I like to party so maybe you could Do something different than me.
Sep 3 2015 4:12PM
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HamFaceGirl
Posts: 5242 - Karma: 2,676
my name is ham and I am a facegirl
Sep 3 2015 5:05PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,484
Hi my name is hugo and have butt chugged 15 beers in 1 night before
Sep 3 2015 5:14PM
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Lonely
Posts: 6741 - Karma: 61,663
.Hugo.Hi my name is hugo and have butt chugged 15 beers in 1 night before


Tampon vodka challenge anyone?
Sep 3 2015 6:09PM
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CHORIZO
Posts: 2003 - Karma: 10,039
LonelyTampon vodka challenge anyone?


i bet i could stick way more vodka soaked tampons up my ass
Sep 3 2015 7:11PM
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ElMexicano
Posts: 639 - Karma: 400
I made out with a stripper at a concert last weekend(I didn't pay her anything). She invited me to her house but i didn't go because I'm a retarded.
Sep 3 2015 8:42PM
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soccerzla7
Posts: 127 - Karma: 524
ElMexicanobecause I'm a retarded.


confirmed
Sep 3 2015 8:56PM
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.FRY.
Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,861
Mr.noodleUh jon, I just said I like to party so maybe you could Do something different than me.


my name is kevin and i also like to party
Sep 3 2015 9:14PM
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CHORIZO
Posts: 2003 - Karma: 10,039
.Frymy name is kevin and i also like to party


i know for a fact you dont party kev
Sep 3 2015 10:08PM
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1337
Posts: 31054 - Karma: 29,231

surprise!
Sep 3 2015 10:47PM
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BAYKUR
Posts: 344 - Karma: 2,579
Mr.noodleUh jon, I just said I like to party so maybe you could Do something different than me.


my name is dave and im a stuntman
Sep 3 2015 11:10PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51630 - Karma: 162,078
My name is Robert Paulson
Sep 4 2015 12:10AM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
hey im phil
Sep 4 2015 12:12AM
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Swandog7
Posts: 4955 - Karma: 9,021

Hi I'm Paul
Sep 4 2015 12:26AM
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Mr.Mitten
Posts: 1325 - Karma: 3,835
KushDrugsWeedHey guys what up its me its Morpheus its Carlos how are you whats up?

I'm will to go down on a chick when she is on the rag

my nickname is BONE

whats your story?


your nicknames bone... my nickname is bone...
Sep 4 2015 12:26AM
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SterlingArcher
Posts: 2200 - Karma: 2,456
I'm Joe.. where dem ladies at???


Sep 4 2015 12:38AM
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ModMommy
Posts: 10815 - Karma: 57,158
Sep 4 2015 12:47AM
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Spagett+
Posts: 3499 - Karma: 14,884
Swandog7

Hi I'm Paul


very good post
Sep 4 2015 12:48AM
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Mr.noodle
Posts: 1361 - Karma: 4,651
ski-bolamy name is dave and im a stuntman


You know what, let's move on, Rico you're up

I've seen this movie way too many times
Sep 4 2015 12:51AM
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THEHARLEMSHAKE
Posts: 190 - Karma: 430
I cant tell Asians apart
Sep 4 2015 9:44AM
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onLINE
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 423
Im OP's mom and I like to do butt stuff.
Sep 4 2015 9:51AM
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Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,661
theabortionatorMy name is Robert Paulson


HIS NAME IS ROBERT PAULSON



HIS NAME IS ROBERT PAULSON



HIS NAME IS ROBERT PAULSON
Sep 4 2015 9:58AM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11988 - Karma: 12,261
Some say that he appears on high value stamps in Sweden, and that he can catch fish with his tongue. All we know is he's called the Stig

Sep 4 2015 2:12PM
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stizzle
Posts: 371 - Karma: 623
Mr.Mittenyour nicknames bone... my nickname is bone...


Maybe you boys should bone together
Sep 4 2015 3:13PM
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THEHARLEMSHAKE
Posts: 190 - Karma: 430
i like to go knuckles deep in pussy~! :)
Sep 5 2015 7:09PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11954 - Karma: 12,297
theabortionatorMy name is Robert Paulson


My name is Roberta Paulson
Sep 5 2015 8:09PM
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THEHARLEMSHAKE
Posts: 190 - Karma: 430
i eat pussy
Sep 5 2015 8:38PM
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-Dan
Posts: 7129 - Karma: 51,710
I'm Dan and I am Dan.
Sep 5 2015 9:32PM
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Daski
Posts: 658 - Karma: 2,348
"Whats your name?"
"Alec."
"Eric?"
"No, Alec."
"Ok Alex."
"ALEC."
"Alan?"
"At this point, sure"
Sep 6 2015 12:05AM
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DirtYStylE
Posts: 3652 - Karma: 8,888
DiRtYStYlE
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Big Dirty
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Dylan
Sep 6 2015 12:23AM
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robbinJAHood
Posts: 1202 - Karma: 3,075
TallxTI'm Dan and I am Dan.


hi dan
Sep 6 2015 10:09AM
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THEHARLEMSHAKE
Posts: 190 - Karma: 430
robbinJAHoodhi dan


stay out, this is a mans thread
Sep 6 2015 10:52AM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
KushDrugsWeedstay out, this is a man orgy


.
Sep 7 2015 10:14PM
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Steezy_IN_KC
Posts: 2033 - Karma: 1,607
Some people call me Terance, but you can call me Lil Tee.

Sep 8 2015 4:56PM
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spliff.Life
Posts: 7847 - Karma: 1,549
yo


Sep 9 2015 2:05AM
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JakeBarrett
Posts: 1237 - Karma: 1,843
I like long walks on the beach and don't hold in my farts around women
Sep 9 2015 3:08AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
Hello, my name is fred,
yesterday i sharted in my underpants and blamed the stink on my 5month old baby cousin.
Sep 9 2015 3:46AM
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