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stinky_cheese
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so recently i was in a relationship with a girl, surprising i know. Anyways, just a couple of days ago she ditched me for another dude without saying anything. I know it's dumb or whatever but i really liked her hah and the whole thing just bummed me out. I tried to get my mind off of it but i just can't, so i did the next logical thing and made a thread on ns about what i should do to get my mind off of it/plot revenge against this guy that swooped

so ns, what should i do to get my mind off of this girl/plot revenge against this guy that swooped
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Sep 1 2015 12:56AM
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iFlip
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Before we can help you, we need pics of your mother.
Sep 1 2015 12:58AM
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msg
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fuck her dog
Sep 1 2015 1:05AM
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.FRY.
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sneak into her room at night and jizz all over her pet turtle
Sep 1 2015 1:27AM
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roddy116
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well if you want to get real revenge on the dude, you can rip his jaw off pretty easily if you can hit it in the right place, or put him to sleep by augering his jugular veins on the side of his neck.
other than that find a hotter girl? idk
Sep 1 2015 1:49AM
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Chubz.
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somehow make it so the dude gets herpes then theyre all fucked

remember, we don't love these hoes
Sep 1 2015 2:25AM
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.Hugo.
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Sex the dudes father
Sep 1 2015 8:35AM
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yelsel
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why plot revenge against the guy that "swooped"? the girl is the one that bounced
Sep 1 2015 8:38AM
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.lencon
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Are you physically bigger than this dude?
Sep 1 2015 8:42AM
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msg
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yelselwhy plot revenge against the guy that "swooped"? the girl is the one that bounced


Yeah OP bash the girl!!!
Sep 1 2015 8:58AM
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S.J.W
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Have you tried not being stinky?
Sep 1 2015 9:37AM
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Alex_G
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fuck said girls best friend...duh
Sep 1 2015 9:47AM
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Mr.noodle
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Alright I'm not going to make my own thread but, I've was talking to a girl for about a year now, snapchatting and talking in school. We never really hung out except when me and my friend did (he was friends with her for years). I never really thought anything of her and I talking until a couple weeks ago when I realized how much I like her. So there was this concert a couple days ago and we were hanging out in the back lawn with a few other kids and we all decided to go up and watch the concert. Eventually all the other people go back to the back lawn and it's just me and her and I have my hands like on her waist and then she just turns around and we start making out. That goes on for a few minutes and then all the other adults around us stark kinda making fun of us so we stopped then walked back to the back lawn. So that story is pretty much over but then the next day we start snapchatting again and we don't talk about it until like night and she said it didn't mean anything and we haven't snapchatted yet. So it rlly sucks because I thought she liked me back and she's cute and she skis every weekend and surfs over the summer
Sep 1 2015 10:38AM
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.lencon
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Mr.noodleAlright I'm not going to make my own thread but, I've was talking to a girl for about a year now, snapchatting and talking in school. We never really hung out except when me and my friend did (he was friends with her for years). I never really thought anything of her and I talking until a couple weeks ago when I realized how much I like her. So there was this concert a couple days ago and we were hanging out in the back lawn with a few other kids and we all decided to go up and watch the concert. Eventually all the other people go back to the back lawn and it's just me and her and I have my hands like on her waist and then she just turns around and we start making out. That goes on for a few minutes and then all the other adults around us stark kinda making fun of us so we stopped then walked back to the back lawn. So that story is pretty much over but then the next day we start snapchatting again and we don't talk about it until like night and she said it didn't mean anything and we haven't snapchatted yet. So it rlly sucks because I thought she liked me back and she's cute and she skis every weekend and surfs over the summer


Go find her, kiss her, and let her know it means something.
Sep 1 2015 11:23AM
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Mr.noodle
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.lenconGo find her, kiss her, and let her know it means something.


Fuck, I know. I thought she actually really liked me, I was super high and a little drunk and I don't really remember it all. A part of me thinks I was just standing there with my mouth open while we were making out
Sep 1 2015 1:25PM
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Cahal
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Mr.noodleFuck, I know. I thought she actually really liked me, I was super high and a little drunk and I don't really remember it all. A part of me thinks I was just standing there with my mouth open while we were making out


At least she has a twin sister....
Sep 1 2015 1:35PM
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.lencon
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Mr.noodleFuck, I know. I thought she actually really liked me, I was super high and a little drunk and I don't really remember it all. A part of me thinks I was just standing there with my mouth open while we were making out


Try doing it not intoxicated. It could help. If you were obviously high and drunk and she wasn't that could be a problem
Sep 1 2015 2:06PM
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Mr.noodle
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.lenconTry doing it not intoxicated. It could help. If you were obviously high and drunk and she wasn't that could be a problem


No no, she was straight turnt also
Sep 1 2015 2:21PM
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Mr.noodle
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G-raff.At least she has a twin sister....


Yeah maybe I'll ask for a 3 some
Sep 1 2015 2:23PM
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Deepskier
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text her and be like Ludes and chill?
Sep 1 2015 3:49PM
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SterlingArcher
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yelselwhy plot revenge against the guy that "swooped"? the girl is the one that bounced


exactly this op..

can't blame the guy for her being a slut
Sep 1 2015 5:00PM
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Spagett+
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Pete ur better than the girl anyways. But if u wanna get back at the girl get with one of her close friends.
Sep 1 2015 8:32PM
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notspoicey
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DONT SEEK REVENGE until you're 100% sure shes a bitch and will never get back with you!!! There is always a small chance she will come back to you realizing that the new guy is an ass. Time is your friend. Give it a few weeks and if it looks like things aren't going to change for the better, get her ahhhh
Sep 1 2015 8:52PM
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Chubz.
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G-raff.At least she has a twin sister....


FUCKIN G-RAFF!


DAT LOGIC THO
Sep 1 2015 9:01PM
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Spagett+
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ginDONT SEEK REVENGE until you're 100% sure shes a bitch and will never get back with you!!! There is always a small chance she will come back to you realizing that the new guy is an ass. Time is your friend. Give it a few weeks and if it looks like things aren't going to change for the better, get her ahhhh


No way Pete u don't want to be with someone who has ditched u for another person.
Sep 1 2015 9:06PM
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Chubz.
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ginDONT SEEK REVENGE until you're 100% sure shes a bitch and will never get back with you!!! There is always a small chance she will come back to you realizing that the new guy is an ass. Time is your friend. Give it a few weeks and if it looks like things aren't going to change for the better, get her ahhhh


fuck that noise


OP that girl's a hoe .If she just up and left u for another dude there's no reason why you should want a girl like that.



Get with the girls best friend if you want to get revenge.
Sep 1 2015 9:07PM
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SterlingArcher
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ginDONT SEEK REVENGE until you're 100% sure shes a bitch and will never get back with you!!! There is always a small chance she will come back to you realizing that the new guy is an ass. Time is your friend. Give it a few weeks and if it looks like things aren't going to change for the better, get her ahhhh


Absolutely the dumbest advice ever unless you don't have a problem being some bitches back up guy. She ditched you without saying a word for another guy, obvious slut is obvious
Sep 1 2015 9:11PM
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elcornholio
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dodgefuck her dog


.Frysneak into her room at night and jizz all over her pet turtle


Fuck her turtle.
Sep 1 2015 10:08PM
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Ian_Fitz
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stinky_peteso ns, what should i do to get my mind off of this girl/plot revenge against this guy that swooped

Ok operation dead pig is a go! Buy a whole live baby pig from a local farm. Go to a party (Make sure the guy is there) Slip 3 roofies and some blow into her drink. Take her back to her house and mess up her hair and clothing. Tell her parents you found her past out on the floor. Tell the police you saw her with the guy mentioned and it looked like he slipped something in her drink. The guy gets charged with rape and you have the girl thinking your her hero. Get her to fall in love with you and I mean head over heals in love. 5 years later your still together and your vacationing in Australia. You get back to the hotel room and you get into an argument, shes mad because you haven't asked to marry her yet. She says "why wont you marry me" and you respond with I wouldn't even marry you if pigs fly! You leave the hotel room and as she follows you throw the pig at her with fire work mortars in its ass....pig blood goes all over her and gets every where. You say as your running away that's for high school bitch! You then cancel her ticket back and change all your bank account info leaving her in Australia with no money!
Mr.noodleSo it rlly sucks because I thought she liked me back and she's cute and she skis every weekend and surfs over the summer


This could work you you also!
Sep 1 2015 10:10PM
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Jon_Taffer
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Bang the other guy so the girl ends up alone
Sep 1 2015 10:37PM
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Download-My-Apps
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ginDONT SEEK REVENGE until you're 100% sure shes a bitch and will never get back with you!!! There is always a small chance she will come back to you realizing that the new guy is an ass. Time is your friend. Give it a few weeks and if it looks like things aren't going to change for the better, get her ahhhh


Probably the only real advice in this thread...

OP you are probably at least 12 years younger than me, but I think this advice is universal. Seeking revenge never really gets you anywhere. It just brings you down to their level.

Moving on and doing better is the best revenge you can get. Do you really want to be with some chick who ditches for some other dude at the blink of an eye? People like this aren't worth your time, energy or effort.
Sep 2 2015 12:01AM
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stinky_cheese
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.lenconAre you physically bigger than this dude?


he's pretty petite guy haha
Sep 2 2015 12:03AM
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shin-bang
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stinky_petehe's pretty petite guy haha


REK HIM STINKY! REKKKKKK HIM!!!
Sep 2 2015 12:08AM
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SterlingArcher
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find her mom on ashleymadison.com

bang mom

become her new dad

ground her?
Sep 2 2015 10:08AM
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.otto.
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Does she have a sister?

If so..

bang
Sep 2 2015 10:10AM
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Peter.
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slum.lordfind her mom on ashleymadison.com

bang mom

become her new dad

ground her?


the only logical plan of action
Sep 2 2015 10:29AM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Fuck your dad into chili and feed it to your aunt. Only way at this point
Sep 2 2015 10:50AM
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unsteezedmachine
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I am in this position now because everyone is going to school. Just smoke some cannabis.
Sep 2 2015 10:29PM
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miroz
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slum.lordAbsolutely the dumbest advice ever unless you don't have a problem being some bitches back up guy. She ditched you without saying a word for another guy, obvious slut is obvious


This can't be real advice.

OP, realize that this girl sucked, you didn't see it, and you got fucked over. Be an adult, learn from it and move on.

There are more fish in the sea. You will get snaked again. You might snake without meaning to. What goes around comes around and you really won't benefit at all from stooping to (or below) their level.
Sep 2 2015 10:40PM
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sack
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Download-My-AppsSeeking revenge never really gets you anywhere. It just brings you down to their level.

Moving on and doing better is the best revenge you can get. Do you really want to be with some chick who ditches for some other dude at the blink of an eye? People like this aren't worth your time, energy or effort.

Yep, all I have to say is chill with your buds and wait for this all to blow over. I don't know this girl but it's possible that she wanted to create drama or get a reaction out of you. Don't fuckin give her what she wants. Distance yourself and play it cool
Sep 2 2015 11:14PM
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Mr.noodle
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Talk to other girls
Sep 3 2015 12:23AM
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Swandog7
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Lay low for a little. She wants to see a reaction from you, and in the end if she a hoe why do you want her anyway? Go do things that distract you from the situation. Hand with buds or maybe find a new girl. If you have a summer setup, go hit that for a day with friends, do something more fun than it was with being with her, and maybe you'll want to keep doing that and it will take her off your mind a bit

Best of luck dude
Sep 3 2015 4:06AM
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Swandog7
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Lay low for a little. She wants to see a reaction from you, and in the end if she a hoe why do you want her anyway? Go do things that distract you from the situation. Hand with buds or maybe find a new girl. If you have a summer setup, go hit that for a day with friends, do something more fun than it was with being with her, and maybe you'll want to keep doing that and it will take her off your mind a bit

Best of luck dude
Sep 3 2015 4:06AM
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Swandog7
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Lay low for a little. She wants to see a reaction from you, and in the end if she a hoe why do you want her anyway? Go do things that distract you from the situation. Hand with buds or maybe find a new girl. If you have a summer setup, go hit that for a day with friends, do something more fun than it was with being with her, and maybe you'll want to keep doing that and it will take her off your mind a bit

Best of luck dude
Sep 3 2015 4:06AM
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Swandog7
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Lay low for a little. She wants to see a reaction from you, and in the end if she a hoe why do you want her anyway? Go do things that distract you from the situation. Hand with buds or maybe find a new girl. If you have a summer setup, go hit that for a day with friends, do something more fun than it was with being with her, and maybe you'll want to keep doing that and it will take her off your mind a bit

Best of luck dude
Sep 3 2015 4:07AM
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Headless-G
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You should take a shit outside her front door. E V E R Y D A Y.
Sep 3 2015 5:28AM
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buzzlightyear
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stinky_peteso recently i was in a relationship with a girl, surprising i know. Anyways, just a couple of days ago she ditched me for another dude without saying anything. I know it's dumb or whatever but i really liked her hah and the whole thing just bummed me out. I tried to get my mind off of it but i just can't, so i did the next logical thing and made a thread on ns about what i should do to get my mind off of it/plot revenge against this guy that swooped

so ns, what should i do to get my mind off of this girl/plot revenge against this guy that swooped


stinky, boy ns fam is here for you
Sep 6 2015 1:33PM
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