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My girlfriend promised me anal if you help me out

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rudeboy
Posts: 270 - Karma: 375
Longtime lurker here. I have witnessed the awesome power of ns contest sways in the past and was hoping you could help me out. It's really easy, just click the link

http://www.itsinnottingham.com/bestbarnone/best-bar-none-voting.aspx

and select Pitcher & Piano in the Large Bar category (select whatever you want in the other categories). My gf makes cocktails there and she promised me butsex if they win. Help a skier out??!

Love you NS you're the best.
Aug 19 2015 3:36PM
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Rusticles
Posts: 2179 - Karma: 1,337
rudeboyLongtime lurker here. I have witnessed the awesome power of ns contest sways in the past and was hoping you could help me out. It's really easy, just click the link

http://www.itsinnottingham.com/bestbarnone/best-bar-none-voting.aspx

and select Pitcher & Piano in the Large Bar category (select whatever you want in the other categories). My gf makes cocktails there and she promised me butsex if they win. Help a skier out??!

Love you NS you're the best.


Ask for something better than buttsecs
Aug 19 2015 4:10PM
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corona
Posts: 12791 - Karma: 32,701
A worthier cause can't possibly exist.
Aug 19 2015 4:12PM
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987321654hgfd
Posts: 5133 - Karma: 5,447
Voted because butt sex is cool
Aug 19 2015 4:16PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
CirilloVoted because butt sex is cool


says you. i think buttsex is shitty.
Aug 19 2015 4:17PM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
Barefootin_Fiendsays you. i think buttsex is shitty.


What kind of asshole doesn't like buttsecks??
Aug 19 2015 4:25PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
Voted...get it!
Aug 19 2015 4:33PM
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John18_6
Posts: 7313 - Karma: 49,161
voted so you can get kinkier than cam riley's handrails
Aug 19 2015 4:35PM
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cornholio
Posts: 3952 - Karma: 3,057
voted good luck m8
Aug 19 2015 4:42PM
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corona
Posts: 12791 - Karma: 32,701
Huck_NorrisWhat kind of asshole doesn't like buttsecks??


Probably a big dick.
Aug 19 2015 5:24PM
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987321654hgfd
Posts: 5133 - Karma: 5,447
Barefootin_Fiendsays you. i think buttsex is shitty.


I see what you did there.
Aug 19 2015 6:10PM
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Kreech
Posts: 4178 - Karma: 3,024
I'll vote, but only if you promise to pee in there. I think I speak for all of newschoolers in this request.
Aug 19 2015 6:38PM
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jackdonovan
Posts: 2248 - Karma: 3,079
KreechI'll vote, but only if you promise to pee in there. I think I speak for all of newschoolers in this request.


voted

ps. pee in her butt
Aug 19 2015 7:01PM
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littleman34
Posts: 1355 - Karma: 4,142
john18061806voted so you can get kinkier than cam riley's handrails


u deserve buttsex for that funny reply. bump
Aug 19 2015 7:01PM
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littleman34
Posts: 1355 - Karma: 4,142
PEE IN HER BUTT. she'll like it
Aug 19 2015 7:02PM
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lurking
Posts: 2221 - Karma: 6,786
Go get em tiger
Aug 19 2015 9:01PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51514 - Karma: 160,924
Inb4 tucker max
Aug 19 2015 9:23PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
voted. a lot of those bars have very strange name
"royal children"
Aug 19 2015 10:09PM
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Spagett+
Posts: 3499 - Karma: 14,884
I don't want to be the one to say it but i feel like it must be said... the pee in but joke should die. It had a long life but now when i see people post it i'm just like "oh again".
Aug 19 2015 10:22PM
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ched_der
Posts: 362 - Karma: 867
always feels nice to support a good cause
Aug 19 2015 10:37PM
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DIX~
Posts: 4695 - Karma: 6,502
How could I not?
Aug 19 2015 11:02PM
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John18_6
Posts: 7313 - Karma: 49,161
OP better deliver with pictures
Aug 19 2015 11:07PM
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jensen
Posts: 2576 - Karma: 1,267
voted. i expect some form of proof when she wins.
Aug 19 2015 11:10PM
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roddy116
Posts: 10627 - Karma: 7,421
voted cuz buttseks
Aug 19 2015 11:11PM
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Mingg
Posts: 13963 - Karma: 48,971
KreechI'll vote, but only if you promise to pee in there. I think I speak for all of newschoolers in this request.


Trust me OP, she will love it.
Aug 19 2015 11:11PM
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S.J.W
Posts: 7609 - Karma: 31,183
Is your girlfriend Ming?
Aug 19 2015 11:12PM
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Brocka_Flocka
Posts: 1215 - Karma: 8,742
MinggTrust me OP, she will love it.


I'm sure you speak from experience.
Aug 19 2015 11:47PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
Voted. Pee in there for us all.
Aug 19 2015 11:47PM
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TVRNTVPOOP
Posts: 619 - Karma: 3,583
Spagett+I don't want to be the one to say it but i feel like it must be said... the pee in but joke should die. It had a long life but now when i see people post it i'm just like "oh again".

Kill yourself spag
Aug 20 2015 12:02AM
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TVRNTVPOOP
Posts: 619 - Karma: 3,583
Spagett+I don't want to be the one to say it but i feel like it must be said... the pee in but joke should die. It had a long life but now when i see people post it i'm just like "oh again".

Kill yourself spag
Aug 20 2015 12:02AM
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Mingg
Posts: 13963 - Karma: 48,971
elderlysteezKill yourself spag


thats no way to talk to your superior.
Aug 20 2015 12:09AM
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Spagett+
Posts: 3499 - Karma: 14,884
elderlysteezKill yourself spag


You don't understand, you only have 103 posts. Peeing in butts is still new to you.

Minggthats no way to talk to your superior.


I don't think he is my superior he has the world elderly in his name he might be really old.
Aug 20 2015 12:22AM
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Spagett+
Posts: 3499 - Karma: 14,884
Spagett+I don't think he is my superior he has the world elderly in his name he might be really old.


* I don't think I am his superior
Aug 20 2015 12:23AM
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TVRNTVPOOP
Posts: 619 - Karma: 3,583
Spagett+You don't understand, you only have 103 posts. Peeing in butts is still new to you.



I don't think he is my superior he has the world elderly in his name he might be really old.

That's right back in my day i pissed in more anus than you could count
Aug 20 2015 12:54AM
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Deepskier
Posts: 3267 - Karma: 4,827
Voted, and as bishop once said "pee in her butt."
Aug 20 2015 11:00PM
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miroz
Posts: 10333 - Karma: 3,945
Voted, good luck!

Spagett+I don't want to be the one to say it but i feel like it must be said... the pee in but joke should die. It had a long life but now when i see people post it i'm just like "oh again".


It's not even that prevalent anymore. Besides, one might say the same ("oh, again") about many of your posts...
Aug 21 2015 12:08AM
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Spagett+
Posts: 3499 - Karma: 14,884
mirozVoted, good luck!



It's not even that prevalent anymore. Besides, one might say the same ("oh, again") about many of your posts...


Aug 21 2015 12:23AM
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liam.sehnert
Posts: 33 - Karma: 12
Voted
BUTTSTUFF2015
Aug 21 2015 12:38AM
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JTCasper540_MN
Posts: 742 - Karma: 3,698
is there a way to see the votes you have??? I wanna know how many votes we have compared to the others

btw i voted
Aug 21 2015 1:04AM
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.GUCCI.
Posts: 1297 - Karma: 6,049
say no more
Aug 21 2015 1:55AM
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rudeboy
Posts: 270 - Karma: 375
thanks guys, I'll keep you updated. i think the results are out sometime next week.

In the meantime, any advice on how to actually pee in her butt (ie position/lube/foreplay/muscle relaxers)? I don't want this experience to disappoint. Thanks NS!
Aug 21 2015 4:41AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
Righteous cause!

PS: put down a towel because she will poop on your dick
Aug 21 2015 7:16AM
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Stadtski
Posts: 972 - Karma: 3,349
voted because anal. youre a fearless man. I envy that
Aug 21 2015 8:16AM
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Sky.
Posts: 1158 - Karma: 287
Spagett+You don't understand, you only have 103 posts. Peeing in butts is still new to you.



I don't think he is my superior he has the world elderly in his name he might be really old.


You've been here for 3 years, YOUR new to peeing in butts!
Aug 21 2015 10:12AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
Sky.You've been here for 3 years, YOUR new to peeing in butts!


You've been here for 7 years, YOUR =/= YOU'RE
;)
Aug 21 2015 10:40AM
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Mr.Mitten
Posts: 1314 - Karma: 3,740
Voted 4 tha booty
Aug 21 2015 12:01PM
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rudeboy
Posts: 270 - Karma: 375
I_Am_ModRighteous cause!

PS: put down a towel because she will poop on your dick




ok, thanks for the tip. Am i seriously gonna get poop on my dick though? like is it gonna be a big shitfest? In porn movies it seems quite clean?
Aug 22 2015 3:43AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
rudeboyok, thanks for the tip. Am i seriously gonna get poop on my dick though? like is it gonna be a big shitfest? In porn movies it seems quite clean?


^^check youtube: 'grossest on set experience' first vids....

(somewhat NSFW)
Aug 22 2015 4:09AM
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rudeboy
Posts: 270 - Karma: 375
I_Am_Mod^^check youtube: 'grossest on set experience' first vids....

(somewhat NSFW)


oh dear....
Aug 22 2015 4:20AM
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Elg
Posts: 2998 - Karma: 3,880
rudeboyoh dear....


enjoy
Aug 23 2015 7:25AM
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Rusticles
Posts: 2179 - Karma: 1,337
I_Am_Mod^^check youtube: 'grossest on set experience' first vids....

(somewhat NSFW)


Bahahaha
"You shouldn't fuck someone in the ass and not expect to find shit, that's where shit lives, that's shits home"

"It began to bubble, and erupted like a volcano"
Aug 23 2015 11:54AM
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