Favorite pick-up line?

Do you like sweet tea?

Cause you're a real sweetie

.HEROSo we all know pick-up lines work...well not really, but some can be really good. Let's hear your favorite pick up line to pick up the mate.

Mine is: "Do you believe in Love at First sight, or should I walk by again?"

(Side question; What would you ladies think if I guy came up and asked you a pick-up line like this? lol)

Please tell me you've never actually tried that fuckin line

erikKPlease tell me you've never actually tried that fuckin line

Only on Tinder haha. Never would I say that seriously

"Ayyyy"

I probably get laid every four out of ten times I say "nice boobs" but I think my wife's patience is running thin

Pick up lines are horrible things.

That being said, my personal favourite:

How do you like your eggs in the morning, scrambled or fertilized?

Pick up lines are horrible things.

That being said, my personal favourite:

How do you like your eggs in the morning, scrambled or fertilized?

"So maybe too personal but theoretically how would you feel about having a guy pee in your butt hole?" -actual NSer on tinder.

I'm no Fred Flintstone but I'll sure make your bed rock.

Mingg"So maybe too personal but theoretically how would you feel about having a guy pee in your butt hole?" -actual NSer on tinder.

Haha did a NSer say this to you on tinder?

YOu have to be with a friend at the bar but its a solo approach to a group of girls. This one works REALLY REALLY well if pulled off correctly and its how to break into a group of girls and be in immediately.

Basically you have to go up to them and tell them that you and your friend are gay and both just got dumped by your boyfriends and then roll from there. Just start it off all smooth like 'were actually having really shitty nights you won't believe what happened to us in the last couple days both our relationships broke down...' and then start talking about it and dropping hints like 'he pissed me off so bad' and stuff so they think you're talking about a girl at first but realize you aren't due to referring to your partner as a he and then act really offended whenthey ask if your gay. Pretending to be gay is a great icebreaker to women but don't try that solo it will just seem weird.

I'll give you guys an easier one I doubt anyone pulls that shit off. THis one only works in a similar setting you have to be sat at tables in a bar it won't work at a club or party.

But anyways if your out and see a group of girls sat next to you at a table and they are eyeing you up start up a game of rocks paper scissors. Make it somewhat obvious but don't get too into it but make sure the girls you wanna approach can see you playing rocks paper scissors. Immediately when you stop playing and it ends the loser has to approach the girls right away. There is no pickup line just say 'hi' and let them be like 'did you guys just play rocks papper scissors for who has to come hit on us?' Trust me you are in already its a boss move but make sure they notice you playing.


Group approaches are for bitch ass men it shows strength to hit on a group of girls alone and leave your friends there to smile and make eye contact and laugh with them while you kick game solo to a big group.

.HEROHaha did a NSer say this to you on tinder?

Yep. 10/10 pick up line