Replying to building a half pipe

alright so some idiots at the hill here wanna build a halfpipe for us. first off they are complete fucken morons for even thinking that they can build one. so the some guys hop in the groomer and start piling snow on a pretty flat area. all it is is basically a big pile of snow and they wanna make a halfpipe out of this. i tried telling them that they cant do it because a) theres no way there can be enough to build one
b) theres no fucken trench dug into the dirt which is a necessity
c) theres no slope or speed
d) we have no pipe dragon
they dont realize that we need these things to build a halfpipe and now what theyre gonna do is bitch at us for not using their 'halfpipe' fucken jackasses



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