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Good Ideas That For Some Reason Aren't A Thing

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theabortionator
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Always thinking of shit and wondering why it's not a thing. Got anything that would make the world, or at least your world a little bit better?
Aug 7 2015 5:03PM
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El_Barto.
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Nice try Borty...you cant have my billion dollar idea
Aug 7 2015 5:09PM
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CHORIZO
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Nice try, youre not gonna steal my patent on a chinese finger trap but for wieners
Aug 7 2015 5:12PM
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El_Barto.
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ANUSTARTNice try, youre not gonna steal my patent on a chinese finger trap but for wieners


You showed me your "invention"...it was in your ass and you said i had to put my wiener in there to see how it worked. I was hesitant at first but after i tried it i really liked the product. I would recommend this item to a friend
Aug 7 2015 5:26PM
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CockGoblin
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So basically it's this thing like Tinder, but only for people who want to fight

Thoughts?
Aug 7 2015 5:32PM
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El_Barto.
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CockGoblinSo basically it's this thing like Tinder, but only for people who want to fight

Thoughts?

Actually not bad...probably some legality shit but that has potential.

It would be cool to have like a collection of fighters then users get to vote on who fights who and can watch the fight in the app
Aug 7 2015 5:35PM
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SterlingArcher
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a self cleaning house / robot with British accent that turns homicidal towards you after it falls in love with your wife named Marge
Aug 7 2015 5:44PM
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theabortionator
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El_Barto.Nice try Borty...you cant have my billion dollar idea



I listed a bunch but forgot to hit send. Fuck.

With GPS's (just got over a 5.5k road trip from this week.

Actually fuck it, I'm going back on terrr. But I'll post in a couple weeks when I'm back. Aint got time to retype that shit.
Aug 7 2015 5:53PM
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Ugmasugma
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A place to donate your body when you die, and people pay $150 for an hour to do what ever the fuck they want. It is BYOL (Bring Your Own Lube) though.
Aug 7 2015 5:55PM
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SFB
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hitlers national socialism impletemented in the modern world on a large scale.
Aug 7 2015 7:44PM
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lurking
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--Nick17--A place to donate your body when you die, and people pay $150 for an hour to do what ever the fuck they want. It is BYOL (Bring Your Own Lube) though.


What does the next of kin get out of it?
Aug 7 2015 7:54PM
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Calb3rt
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leggos teaming up with eggo waffles to make edible stackable waffle bricks
Aug 7 2015 10:23PM
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Tinga
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so string cheese that is like the peel and eat twizzlers but the middle section is a meat stick.

fuck yeah
Aug 7 2015 10:45PM
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Tinga
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so string cheese that is like the peel and eat twizzlers but the middle section is a meat stick.

fuck yeah
Aug 7 2015 10:45PM
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shin-bang
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Tingaso string cheese that is like the peel and eat twizzlers but the middle section is a meat stick.

fuck yeah


Man you be double posting all over the place
Aug 7 2015 11:03PM
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S.J.W
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SFBhitlers national socialism impletemented in the modern world on a large scale.


You do realise Hitler wasn't a socialist though? He was a right wing facist.
Aug 7 2015 11:11PM
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S.J.W
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El_Barto.Actually not bad...probably some legality shit but that has potential.

It would be cool to have like a collection of fighters then users get to vote on who fights who and can watch the fight in the app


I propose an NS fighting club. First up SJW vs El Barto. Bring it you bitch.
Aug 7 2015 11:13PM
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Calb3rt
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there is already an app called "fightme" that is not exactly what you folks are talking about but it is an app where you can call out your friends and challenge them. i've always thought it would be pretty fun to use with other ns'ers
Aug 7 2015 11:25PM
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CaptainObvious.
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loganschnurWhat does the next of kin get out of it?


Free rides
Aug 7 2015 11:30PM
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BAYKUR
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loganschnurWhat does the next of kin get out of it?


50% off
Aug 8 2015 5:22AM
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SFB
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S.J.WYou do realise Hitler wasn't a socialist though? He was a right wing facist.

holy fuck, no shit dude. its not socialism but its called national socialism. youre fucking retarded.
Aug 8 2015 5:13PM
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Newschoolers55
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How about better searchbar?
Aug 8 2015 5:24PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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well they have 70 cm long dildos but why not 71 cm dildos? think of the advancements we could make with the human anus.
Aug 8 2015 5:33PM
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CHORIZO
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Tingaso string cheese that is like the peel and eat twizzlers but the middle section is a meat stick.

fuck yeah


That would be the bomb with nice meat and cheese
Aug 9 2015 2:27AM
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cool_name
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Brightly coloured golf balls, I know you can buy them, but golfing with a bright yellow ball makes you look stupid, despite its improved practically
Aug 9 2015 11:52AM
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Adam.Guare
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S.J.WYou do realise Hitler wasn't a socialist though? He was a right wing facist.


Hitler was a national socialist, not a socialist. They're different
Aug 9 2015 12:03PM
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ched_der
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--Nick17--A place to donate your body when you die, and people pay $150 for an hour to do what ever the fuck they want. It is BYOL (Bring Your Own Lube) though.


you stole that from Louis c.k
Aug 9 2015 4:37PM
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nochill
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reverse steroids for people who are too ripped
Aug 9 2015 9:55PM
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Slush
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nochillreverse steroids for people who are too ripped


it's called Netflix
Aug 9 2015 10:51PM
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DirtYStylE
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Aug 9 2015 11:14PM
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Ugmasugma
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TRUMPLIFEyou stole that from Louis c.k


hell yes, buy nobody really watches, so the idea must be heard
Aug 10 2015 11:07AM
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.Hugo.
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Immediate death penalty
Aug 10 2015 11:48AM
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lurking
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S.J.WI propose an NS fighting club. First up SJW vs El Barto. Bring it you bitch.


Why would you wanna get your ass beat?
Aug 12 2015 11:50AM
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Iraq_Lobster
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interchangeable genitals
Aug 12 2015 2:59PM
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theabortionator
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I need to hire somebody to ride with me on road trips and take notes on all my brilliant 4 am ideas. I just drove about 8k miles in the last 2 weeks. Many times I was lie this is such a good idea but forgot.

Things like an app for gps where you can submit your own routes, especially for detours, people can rate them and you can choose more seamless options.

fuck it's hot in my room. I'm done.
Aug 18 2015 1:52PM
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cool_name
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common sense
Aug 19 2015 11:47PM
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CHORIZO
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cool_namecommon sense


Boom get fuckn roasted society!!!#%^!
Aug 19 2015 11:56PM
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Happynomad
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El_Barto.You showed me your "invention"...it was in your ass and you said i had to put my wiener in there to see how it worked. I was hesitant at first but after i tried it i really liked the product. I would recommend this item to a friend


Well that turned fag in a hurry
Aug 23 2015 2:36AM
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stinky_cheese
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ATTENTION ACTUALLY A SMOKIN IDEA RIGHT HERE

a maternity store called fruit of the womb
Aug 23 2015 4:22PM
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ANDR01D
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slum.lorda self cleaning house / robot with British accent that turns homicidal towards you after it falls in love with your wife named Marge


So this? http://disney.wikia.com/wiki/Smart_House
Aug 23 2015 4:59PM
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crotchvent
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cool_nameBrightly coloured golf balls, I know you can buy them, but golfing with a bright yellow ball makes you look stupid, despite its improved practically


Lots of companies are doing that nowadays and some of them are pretty good balls as well.

theabortionatorI need to hire somebody to ride with me on road trips and take notes on all my brilliant 4 am ideas. I just drove about 8k miles in the last 2 weeks. Many times I was lie this is such a good idea but forgot.

Things like an app for gps where you can submit your own routes, especially for detours, people can rate them and you can choose more seamless options.

fuck it's hot in my room. I'm done.


There is an app called waze that works similarly to that and you can report things like cops, stuff in the road, construction, and vehicles on the side of the road.
Aug 23 2015 5:03PM
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SterlingArcher
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ANDR01DSo this? http://disney.wikia.com/wiki/Smart_House


hahaha that's great

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/779705/Homer-Deactivates-Pierce-Brosnan
Aug 23 2015 5:09PM
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corona
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I actually had a great idea recently. A phone charger that's powered by fire. So you use the heat energy of the fire to create electricity to power a usb charger. Then I looked it up and someone just invented it recently. But their design sucks and it's way too expensive.
Aug 23 2015 7:38PM
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Wild-Willis
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A toilet that can send emails and also make turkey sandwiches.
Aug 23 2015 7:39PM
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THEHARLEMSHAKE
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eating booty
Aug 23 2015 7:49PM
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theabortionator
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Two options for sound when you watch a movie. Choice 1 = The sound the way they intended it to go out. Choice 2 = a more constant volume

I've had movies where on the lowest setting it was too loud, and on the highest too quite all within a few minutes. That shit is impossible to watch if you've got sleeping roomates near by. 1 second you're like fuck I can't hear anything straight into "I AM A LOUD OBNOXIOUS NOISE HERE FOR EFFECT AND SERVE NO OTHER PURPOSE OTHER THAN TO STARTLE YOU AND MAKE IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR YOU TO WATCH THIS MOVIE"



On remote controls, a keyboard that slides out. I drew that one up 7 or 8 years ago. Still would be down.
Sep 3 2015 1:32AM
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