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Free Sweatshirt(s) [CONTEST]

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assface
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Yo so I'm driving down to LA in 2 or so weeks from Anchorage, AK via Vancouver, Seattle, Portland, SF, LA. I have all these sweatshirts I don't want. All size large.

Rules:
1. Whoever posts/messages me the best/funniest/most clever/ worst thing wins. And I'll give them a sweatshirt to their doorstep.
2. Sweatshirts are all size large. This is a rule
3. I'll give them to whoever I want to. NOT necessarily first come first serve.
4. You can only get one sweatshirt per person, unless you have a good reason I should give you more
5. No, I will not ship them. Even if you pay with money. If you aren't on the west coast, no sweater for you
6. If no one wins, or wants the sweaters, then who really cares, anyways.


A. Trew Hoodie (pic is hella fuzzy)

B. 2010 vancouver olympics hoodie

C. Momentum zip-up hoodie (zipper almost entirely works)

D. Oakley Crewneck
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Aug 4 2015 5:25PM
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Spagett+
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Aug 4 2015 5:29PM
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assface
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only if you don't own a pair of shoes
Aug 4 2015 5:32PM
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iFlip
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ZMillerI'll give them a sweatshirt to their doorstep.


This sounds like a very cheap, very manipulative way to effectively creep on underage teen boys at home.

Sparknotes: OP is the reincarnation of Michael Jackson, just with less money.
Aug 4 2015 5:48PM
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cornholio
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one of the worst things i can think of would be a t-shirt with an upside down pocket
Aug 4 2015 6:24PM
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miroz
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That sounds like a dope trip dude! Have fun! Feel free to hit me up when you're in the Bay Area.
Aug 4 2015 7:48PM
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OregonDead
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Have you ever watched a dog scare himself with his own fart?
Aug 4 2015 8:37PM
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byubound
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Ayy I'm actually along the route for this trip




Now I just need to think of something clever
Aug 4 2015 8:38PM
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assface
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cornholioone of the worst things i can think of would be a t-shirt with an upside down pocket


so far you're in the front of the pack, if not leading

OregonDeadHave you ever watched a dog scare himself with his own fart?


no. and my dog is old so this is kind of a sore subject

byuboundAyy I'm actually along the route for this trip




Now I just need to think of something clever


this is honestly a pretty good one. definitely avant-garde
Aug 4 2015 11:49PM
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byubound
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ZMillerso far you're in the front of the pack, if not leading



no. and my dog is old so this is kind of a sore subject



this is honestly a pretty good one. definitely avant-garde

Hit me up when you come through Seattle homie
Aug 5 2015 1:06AM
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BAYKUR
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I'm nowhere near your route but I think its awesome that you're doing this. Good luck!
Aug 5 2015 1:36AM
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WhatTheHuck
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I fucked your dad
Aug 5 2015 11:54AM
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assface
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man NSG really is less alive than it was when it was more alive
Aug 5 2015 5:48PM
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.lencon
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Is idaho in your route? Probably not
Aug 5 2015 7:55PM
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DirtYStylE
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When will you be passing through?
Aug 5 2015 9:06PM
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DirtYStylE
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DirtYStylEWhen will you be passing through?


I have a house in Bellingham and the lease is up at the end of August. Most of my roommates moved out already so Iv'e got some empty space for you to crash.
Aug 5 2015 9:08PM
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Lé.Skiing
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...because if I don't do it, who will? sooo...



and...



for no reason.



Sorry, I just saw the "No money" thing and had the urge to post this..

Aside from that I'm interested to see where this goes.

Aug 5 2015 10:50PM
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El_Barto.
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You should give me the Trew hoodie because I want it and I live in Portland.















and i have an incredibly small wang
Aug 5 2015 11:00PM
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Mingg
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Lé.Skiing


I'm may be a little drunk, but I swear to god that bear started to do the macarena at the end...
Aug 6 2015 3:22AM
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assface
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DirtYStylEI have a house in Bellingham and the lease is up at the end of August. Most of my roommates moved out already so Iv'e got some empty space for you to crash.


probably be through washington on the 26th or so
Aug 9 2015 2:13PM
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assface
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leaving tomorrow from anchorage. if you posted anything here or not PM me your phone number, we might be in touch
Aug 23 2015 2:58AM
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.CJ.
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I hope the contest is still open.

The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that pussy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"
Aug 23 2015 12:49PM
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SterlingArcher
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ZMillerleaving tomorrow from anchorage. if you posted anything here or not PM me your phone number, we might be in touch


What were you doing in Anchorage? Tell me you visited Kenai or Alyeska
Aug 23 2015 1:14PM
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assface
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slum.lordWhat were you doing in Anchorage? Tell me you visited Kenai or Alyeska


I live there
Aug 28 2015 6:34PM
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assface
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Also I'm gonna be in portland for 8 hors. Who wants sweatshirts?
Aug 28 2015 6:35PM
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assface
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ZMillerAlso I'm gonna be in portland for 8 hors. Who wants sweatshirts?


Starting now
Aug 28 2015 6:36PM
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Daski
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I got a friend who moved out of my area (Michigan) with his family because his dad got a new job in Cali. He lives in the LA area and is in dire need of a sweatshirt. You should give him one
Aug 29 2015 5:37PM
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rballs_
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What's the difference between jam and jelly?

I can't jelly my dick in your ass ;)
Aug 29 2015 5:57PM
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EvanWalz
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OPs a pussy and I can say this because I live in the midwest so none of this matters because I can't win.
Aug 29 2015 6:42PM
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BBurt
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This is more fucked up than fingering your sister and finding your dads wedding ring...
Aug 30 2015 1:24PM
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assface
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DaskiI got a friend who moved out of my area (Michigan) with his family because his dad got a new job in Cali. He lives in the LA area and is in dire need of a sweatshirt. You should give him one


well i got rushed and my car got broken into in portland. long story short i have all 4 left. tell him to pm me
Sep 3 2015 2:22PM
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qyleberry
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I'll pay you 1 dollar for one free sweatshirt
Sep 3 2015 8:11PM
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